Comedy Dialogues

Aadhe idhar jao ... aadhe idhar jao ... aur baaki hamare saath aao

Half of you go here ... half of you go here ... and the rest come with me

Draupadi teri akele ki nahi hai ... hum sab shareholder hai

Draupadi is just not yours ... we are all shareholders

Hakuna matata ... mere jeevan mein sirf raas, garba aur batata

I have no problems ... I only have Gujarati folk dance and potatoes in my life

Agar yeh aasoon nahi ruke na ... toh is shehar mein tsunami aa jayega

If these tears don't stop ... then there will be a tsunami in this city

Yeh modern shaadi hai ... court mein jake dastakhat karo shaadi, dastakhat karo talaak ... woh din bhi door nahi ki dastakhat karte hi bache pehda ho jayenge

This is a modern marriage ... by signing in the court you can get married, by signing you can get a divorce ... that day is not far away when children will be born just by signing

Main kisi se advice nahi leta ... lekin doosron ko advice dene ke liye hamesha tayaar rehta hoon

I don't take advice from anyone ... but I am always ready to give advice to others

Badalo hat jao dedo raah jaane ke liye ... ke Laila aa rahi hai Majnu se ishq farmaane ke liye

Move over the clouds so that there is a path ... because Laila is coming to make love to Majnu

Baniye ke bill ki tarah tumhari harkatein bhi bhadti ja rahi hai

Your acts are also increasing like the grocers bill

Pata hai umeed ki height kya hai ... samundar ke kinare tatti karta hua lula ... is umeed mein ki lehrein aake dho dengi

Do you what's the height of hope ... a man without hands shitting on the shore of the ocean ... in hopes that the waves will come and wash him

Kutriya saala, dekh ke number dial kar!

Bloody dog, look at the number when when you dial!

Maana ki yeh flashback ki story hai ... par kya yeh rhyming zaroori hai

I agree that this is a story of flahsback ... but is this rhyming necessary

Abhe tere jaise ko toh main har shanivar ko ... paanch hari mirchion ke saath apne ghar ke bahar latkata hoon

I hang a person like you every Saturday ... outside my house along with 5 green chili peppers

Joh khave maari dal, badal jave uki chaal ... main aaisi banao kadhi, haath mein lag jaye hathkadi ... joh khave maari roti, dhatke khele goti

One who drinks my lentil soup, changes his style ... I make such good kadhi, that there will be handcuffs in your hand ... one who eats my bread, plays marbles well

Seedhe log hamesha tedhe hi dikhte hai

Honest people always look weird

Khoobsurat premika ... patni ka roop dharan karte hi kitni badsurat ban jati hai

Beautiful girlfriend ... becomes so ugly after she comes into the role of a wife

Ghadi ho toh Rado, gaadi ho toh Prado ... serial ho toh "Na aana is desh mein Lado"

A watch should be like Rado, a car should be like Prado ... and a serial should be like "Lado don't come to this country"

Hum amir is liye hain ki kyun ki ... hum mein gareebon ko gareeb banaye rakhne ki technique aati hai

We are rich because ... we know the technique of keeping the poor, poor

Woh tumhare maa baap ke baare mein kuch bhi bol le ... koi tension nahi ... tum unke maa baap ke baare mein zara si ek line bol do ... toh 3rd aur 4th world war dono ek saath ho jayenge

She can say anything against your parents ... there is no issue ... but if you say even one line against her parents ... then the 3rd and 4th world war, both will start together

Draupadi ki saree keechna Dushasan ko pada bhari ... saree mein saree, Parag saree

Dushasan was in big problem after pulling Draupadi's saree ... and Parag saree is the best amongst the saree's

Middle class baap se provident fund ke paise maangna ... unki kidney maangne barabar hai

To ask a middle class father money from his provident fund ... is like asking for his kidney