Food and drinks Dialogues

Guru gudh hi reh gaya ... chela shakkar ban gaya

The trainer remained as jaggery ... while the student turned into sugar

Bhook lagegi toh aam ke pedh ke upar chadkar aamiya kha lenge ... pyaas lagi toh kuaan se pani pee lenge ... neend lagi toh peepal ke pedh ke neeche soo lenge ... aur aapka yaad aaya toh chup-chap akele mein ro lenge

If I feel hungry then I'll climb on a mango tree and eat mangoes ... if I feel thirsty then I'll drink water from the well ... if I feel sleepy then I'll sleep under the fig tree ... and if I miss you then I'll cry when I'm alone

Aap agar Shanaya hai toh main mooli hoon ... aap agar patang hai toh main aapka solar cell hoon ... aap agar saand hai toh main aapki ghanti ki bell hoon

If you're Shanaya then I'm radish ... if you're a kite then I'm your solar cell ... if you're a bull then I'm your bell

Hum chatti ka dhood yaad dila denge ... I will make him remember milk number 6

I will show him what I can do ... I will make him remember milk number 6

Tum Gujarati log itne cute hote ho ... par tum log ka khana itna khatarnak kyun hota hai ... dhokla, fafda, handva, thepla ... aaise lagta hai jaise koi missiles hai

You Gujarati people are so cute ... but why is your food so dangerous ... dhokla, fafda, handva, thepla ... it sounds like they are missiles

Ajeeb nyay hai bhagwan ka bhi ... jinko bhook deta hai unko khane ko nahi deta ... aur jinko khane ko deta hai unko bhook nahi deta

God's justice is strange ... those who are hungry don't have anything to eat ... and those who are not hungry have everything to eat

Hum buraiyon ko mithaiyon ki tarah nighal lete hai ... lekin sach ko nighalna bahut mushkil hota hai ... kadva joh rehta hai

We swallow all that is evil like a sweet ... but it's very hard to swallow the truth ... because it's bitter

Pehle jab tum baat karti thi tumhari zubaan se shahad tapkata tha ... aur aaj tumhari zubaan ka shahad tumhari behen ki makkhiyon ne choos liya hai

Honey used to fall from your mouth earlier when you used to talk ... and today the mosquitoes of your sister have sucked the honey from your mouth

Knife pe gira apple, apple pe gire knife ... chinta meri aaise kar rahi hai, jaise meri wife

An apple fell on a knife,a knife fell on a apple ... you are worrying about me, as if you are my wife

Paneer to beta, kuch dinno mein itti itti thailiyo mein sonaar ki dukaan pe bikega

Son, in a few days cottage cheese will be sold at a jewelery shop in small small pouches

Is aashiq ki sachi mohabbat kubool karke tu lele yeh gulaab ... phir tujhe apne haathon se pakaake khilaonga shahi galouti aur tandoor kabab

Take this rose and accept the true love of this lover ... then I'll cook with my own hands and feed you shahi galouti and tandoor kabab

Raat bhar anda pakaya, phir bhi woh kacha reh gaya ... mar gaye shayar, lekin ullo-ka-patha reh gaya

I boiled the egg all night but still it was uncooked ... all the poets have died but this fool got left behind

Choona jamke padna chahiye, chahe paan ho Banaras ya Kolkate ka ... saboot tagda hona chahiye, chahe thank you bolna pade kisi bhi ullu de pathe da

The lime paste must be applied properly, be it a betel leaf of Banaras or Kolkata ... the evidence should be strong, even if you have to say thank you to a fool

Love vagehra ka khayali pulav maine taste karke pakakar chod diya hai

I have cooked, tasted and left alone the imaginary rice of love etc.

Jeena zaroori hai, jeene ke liye peena zaroori hai, peene ke liye jeena ... khair hum toh sharaab peete hai ... joh nahi peete, khaak jeete hai

Living is important, but to live drinking is important, and to drink it's important to live ... anyways I do drink alcohol ... but those who don't drink are not living a life

Santra kabhi sakht nahi hota ... aur Batla ke dushman ke pass waqt nahi hota

An orange is never hard ... and enemies of Mr. Batla don't have time

Making a cup of tea is not your cup of tea

Making a cup of tea is not your cup of tea

Ghar ke andhar ice cream ko dekhke ... mere mooh mein Niagara Falls aa gaya tha

Seeing ice cream in the house ... there is Niagara Falls flowing in my mouth

Risky is like whiskey ... uska mazaa wohi janta hai jisne taste kiya hai

Risky is like whiskey ... only the person who has tasted it knows the fun of it

Kele ka chilka pair ke neeche joh aa gaya ... jalwe bhi unke saath saath par phisal gaya

When the banana skin came under his feet ... his talent also slipped down with him