Food and drinks Dialogues

Tum ek saanp ko paal rahe ho ... aur tum usse jitna bhi doodh pilaoge woh tumhe hi dasega

You are nurturing a snake ... and he will bite you no matter how much milk you feed him

Woh bhookhi pyasi nahi hai, uska pet bhar gaya hai ... mohabbat ki hawa khake, ishq ka sharbat peke

She is not hungry and thirsty, her stomach is full ... by eating the air of love and drinking the drink of romance

Hazaaron ladkiyan hamare ghar ke bahar ghaslet ki line ki tarah hum mein pati banane ke chakkar mein khadi rehti hai ... aur tum hum mein pati banane ke bajaye vanaspati banana chahti ho

Thousands of girls stand outside my house like they do in a kerosene line to make me their husband ... and you instead of making me your husband you want to make me into vegetation

Chulhe se roti nikale ke liye, chimte ko apna mooh jalahe padi

To remove the bread from the burner, the tongs have to burn their face

Hyderabadi sirf biryani ke liye nahi jaane jaate ... qurbani ke liye bhi jaane jaate hai

Hyderabadi's are not only known for biryani ... they're known for giving sacrifice as well

Chai ki chah hai kuch aur nahi hai ... ek cup agar mil jaye parvah nahi hai

I wish for tea and nothing else ... if I can get a cup of it then I don't mind it

Green hai angoor, kele ka rang peela hai ... kehdo saari duniya se, Ram ki Leela hai

Grapes are green, bananas are yellow ... tell the whole world, that Leela is for Ram

Hum buraiyon ko mithaiyon ki tarah nighal lete hai ... lekin sach ko nighalna bahut mushkil hota hai ... kadva joh rehta hai

We swallow all that is evil like a sweet ... but it's very hard to swallow the truth ... because it's bitter

Pyar bhaut badi googly hoti hai ... mil jaye toh badam varna saali moongphali bhi nahi hoti hai

Love is a big googly ... if you get it then it is an almond or else it is not even a peanut

Is aashiq ki sachi mohabbat kubool karke tu lele yeh gulaab ... phir tujhe apne haathon se pakaake khilaonga shahi galouti aur tandoor kabab

Take this rose and accept the true love of this lover ... then I'll cook with my own hands and feed you shahi galouti and tandoor kabab

Aankhen hai toh dekh le, nahi khulega gate ... aur bahut bookha pyasa hai, toh kahin aur jaake kha chocolate

If you have eyes then see that this gate won't open ... and if you are hungry and thirsty a lot, then go somewhere else and eat a chocolate

Maa ka doodh toh har koi peeta hai ... lekin badi badnaseeb hoti hai woh maatayen joh tujh jaise sapole ko doodh pilati hai

Everyone drinks mother's milk ... but those mothers are very unfortunate who feed milk to snakes like you

Jeena zaroori hai, jeene ke liye peena zaroori hai, peene ke liye jeena ... khair hum toh sharaab peete hai ... joh nahi peete, khaak jeete hai

Living is important, but to live drinking is important, and to drink it's important to live ... anyways I do drink alcohol ... but those who don't drink are not living a life

Guru gudh hi reh gaya ... chela shakkar ban gaya

The trainer remained as jaggery ... while the student turned into sugar

Aap agar Shanaya hai toh main mooli hoon ... aap agar patang hai toh main aapka solar cell hoon ... aap agar saand hai toh main aapki ghanti ki bell hoon

If you're Shanaya then I'm radish ... if you're a kite then I'm your solar cell ... if you're a bull then I'm your bell

Hum chatti ka dhood yaad dila denge ... I will make him remember milk number 6

I will show him what I can do ... I will make him remember milk number 6

Tum Gujarati log itne cute hote ho ... par tum log ka khana itna khatarnak kyun hota hai ... dhokla, fafda, handva, thepla ... aaise lagta hai jaise koi missiles hai

You Gujarati people are so cute ... but why is your food so dangerous ... dhokla, fafda, handva, thepla ... it sounds like they are missiles

In doctoron ke chakkar bhi ajeeb hote hai ... jinke paas kuch nahi hota, unhe kehte hai phal khao, makhan khao, badam khao ... aur jinke paas sab kuch hota hai, unhe kehte hai ki yeh mat khao woh mat khao

These doctor are very strange ... those who have nothing, they tell them eat fruits, butter, almonds ... and those who have everything, they tell them don't eat this and don't eat that

Paapi pet ka sawaal do dhari talwar hota hai ... joh dono taraf kaatta hai

A hungry stomach is a two edged sword ... which cuts from both sides

Pehle jab tum baat karti thi tumhari zubaan se shahad tapkata tha ... aur aaj tumhari zubaan ka shahad tumhari behen ki makkhiyon ne choos liya hai

Honey used to fall from your mouth earlier when you used to talk ... and today the mosquitoes of your sister have sucked the honey from your mouth