Food and drinks Dialogues

Green hai angoor, kele ka rang peela hai ... kehdo saari duniya se, Ram ki Leela hai

Grapes are green, bananas are yellow ... tell the whole world, that Leela is for Ram

Jatt risky after balti whiskey

A punjabi is risky after a bucket of whiskey

Jis saanp ko barso doodh pilaya ... ussi ne khandan ki izzat ko dasa

The snake whom we fed milk for years ... he himself bit the family

Cool banne ke chakkar mein kulfi jamne waali hai aaj

In trying to become cool she is going to turn into an ice cream today

Kaun kambakht hai joh bardaasht karne ke liye peeta hai ... main toh peeta hoon ki bas saans le sakun

Who the hell drinks to tolerate ... I drink so that I can breath

Chulhe se roti nikale ke liye, chimte ko apna mooh jalahe padi

To remove the bread from the burner, the tongs have to burn their face

Aankhen hai toh dekh le, nahi khulega gate ... aur bahut bookha pyasa hai, toh kahin aur jaake kha chocolate

If you have eyes then see that this gate won't open ... and if you are hungry and thirsty a lot, then go somewhere else and eat a chocolate

Jab ghee seedhi ungli se na nikle toh ghee chamach se nikaal lo ... kyun ki har jagah ungli nahi ki jaati

When you are not able to remove clarified butter using a straight finger then use a spoon ... because you should not put your finger into everything

Tum ek saanp ko paal rahe ho ... aur tum usse jitna bhi doodh pilaoge woh tumhe hi dasega

You are nurturing a snake ... and he will bite you no matter how much milk you feed him

Hazaaron ladkiyan hamare ghar ke bahar ghaslet ki line ki tarah hum mein pati banane ke chakkar mein khadi rehti hai ... aur tum hum mein pati banane ke bajaye vanaspati banana chahti ho

Thousands of girls stand outside my house like they do in a kerosene line to make me their husband ... and you instead of making me your husband you want to make me into vegetation

In doctoron ke chakkar bhi ajeeb hote hai ... jinke paas kuch nahi hota, unhe kehte hai phal khao, makhan khao, badam khao ... aur jinke paas sab kuch hota hai, unhe kehte hai ki yeh mat khao woh mat khao

These doctor are very strange ... those who have nothing, they tell them eat fruits, butter, almonds ... and those who have everything, they tell them don't eat this and don't eat that

Khana banana duniya ki sabse badi kala hai

Cooking food is the biggest talent in the world

Zindagi mein khush rehne ke liye sirf teen cheezon ki zaroorat hoti hai ... achcha khana, achchi gaadiyan aur achchi ladkiyan

To stay happy in life you only need 3 things ... good food, good cars and good girls

Yeh kya badi badi aankhan leke tukur tukur dekhri ... teri gardan chicken ke jaise kaatko, chicken biryani mein daalti

What are you staring at me with these big big eyes for ... I'll cut your neck like a chicken, and I'll put it in chicken biryani

Pehle joh hai pyaz kaante mein aasoon aate the ... ab pyaz khareedne mein

First tears used to come when we used to cut onions ... and now when we buy onions

Sharaab pilane wala banda acha hota hai ... lekin zaroorat se zyada sharaab pilane wala?

The one who buys you a drink is a good person ... but the one who buys you many drinks, who knows?

Chinta se chaturai ghate ... dukh se ghate shareer ... jaldi se fresh ho jaiye ... hum banate hai garma garam roti aur meetha meetha kheer

Worrying reduces smartness ... sorrow reduces body weight ... freshen up quickly ... I'll make some warm bread and a nice sweet dish

Maa ka doodh toh har koi peeta hai ... lekin badi badnaseeb hoti hai woh maatayen joh tujh jaise sapole ko doodh pilati hai

Everyone drinks mother's milk ... but those mothers are very unfortunate who feed milk to snakes like you

Kamina mere haath aa jaata na ... keema bana deti uska

If I would have got hold of that rascal ... I would have made minced meat out of him

Aaise mat dekho ... lagta hai marinated murghi ko tandoor dekh raha hai

Don't look at me like this ... it feels like the oven is staring at the marinated chicken