Food and drinks Dialogues

Risky is like whiskey ... uska mazaa wohi janta hai jisne taste kiya hai

Risky is like whiskey ... only the person who has tasted it knows the fun of it

Dhood ka jaala Burnol bhi phook phook ke lagata hai

One who is burnt by milk even applies Burnol after blowing

Maar do phek do ... biryani banake khalo

Kill him throw him ... turn him into biryani and eat him

Hing ki baas aur prem ka vaas ... chupaye nahi chupta

The smell of Asafetida and the desire in love ... cannot be hidden

Purani sharaab ki tarah ... purani dosti ka bhi ajeeb nasha hai

Just like old wine ... even old friendship has strange intoxication

Pilana bhi farz tha toh kuch bhi pila diya hota ... sharaab kam thi toh pani mila diya hota

If it was your duty to make me drink, then you could have given me anything ... if the alcohol was less, then you could have added some water

Ek karsi Gangajal mein agar ek boond sharaab mila di jaye ... toh saara Gangajal apavitra ho jaata hai

If you mix a drop of alcohol in the water from river Ganga ... then the whole water becomes unholy

Agar tujh mein dum hai saaki toh Qutub Minar ko hilake dikha ... agar dum nahi hai toh mere naal beht, do goont maar ... aur Qutub Minar ko hilta dekh

My friend if you think you have the power to shake the Qutub Minar then show me ... and if you don't have the power then sit with me, take a couple of sips ... and you'll see the Qutub Minar shaking

Zindagi chahte ho toh humse bachkar rehna ... jahan nimbu nahi jaata wahan nariyal ghusad dete hai

If you want to live then stay away from me ... because I can push a coconut through a place from where even a lime won't pass through

Agar kisi stree ko apne purush ka mann jeetna ho toh uske liye do hi raste hai ... ek khane ka aur doosra sone ka

If any woman wants to win the heart of her man then there are only two ways for that ... one of food and other of sleeping

Gulab jamun se yaad aaya ... Tiwari ji aapke hernia ka operation hone waala tha?

From gulab jamun I remember ... Mr. Tiwari weren't you suppose to undergo an operation for hernia?

Gaanv mein oow ... baasi pav ... what to do now!

Oh hell, in the village ... stinking buns ... what to do now!

Sex aur chocolate dono ek hi type ka maza dete hai ... fark sirf itna hai ... ek mein wrapper nikalna padhta hai aur doosre mein aaj kal chadhana padhta hai

Sex and chocolate both give the same kind of pleasure ... the only difference is that ... in one you have to remove the wrapper and in the other nowadays you have to put it on

Apun toh bolta hai Goa chal ... mast faadu jagah hai ... udhar tikane ka tequila ... disco mein hilane ka patila

Let's go to Goa ... it's a great place ... over there we'll drink tequila ... and we'll shake our leg in the disco

Shaurat, naam, kamyabi, paisa, izzat ussi ko milni chahiye jise uski kadar ho ... roti ussi ko milni chahiye jise uski bhook ho

One should get wealth, name, success, money, respect only if they care for it ... and one should get food only if they are hungry for it

Chakli, chivda, gud papdi, samose ... mera toh sab ram bharose

Snacks, sweets, samosa ... everything of mine is now in the hands of God

Cheese bolne se angrezi smile aati hai ... paneer bolne se Indian muskurahat aati hai

By saying cheese you get an English smile ... by saying paneer (cottage cheese) you get an Indian smile

Har khothe jaise dikhne waali cheez khothi nahi hoti ... aur har bhook ka ilaaj roti nahi hoti

Everything that looks useless is not useless ... and every hunger is not satisfied with food

Roti, kapda aur makaan teeno cheezein imaandari ke saath ek saath ... nahi milti

With honesty you don't get ... bread, clothes and house all three things together

Yeh toh laal mirch hai teekhi teekhi ... haath lagao toh haath jale ... mooh lagao toh mooh jale ... dil lagao toh dil jale

She is red chilly, spicy spicy ... touch it and it will burn the hand ... eat it and it will burn the mouth ... love it and it will burn the heart