Food and drinks Dialogues

Woh kaali kaali botalein joh hai sharaab ki ... arre raatein hai in mein band hamare shabaab ki

Those black bottles of alcohol ... have our nights of youth enclosed in them

Maar do phek do ... biryani banake khalo

Kill him throw him ... turn him into biryani and eat him

Tum logan phukat ke chaiyan, phukat ke cigarettan, phukat ke butte khake ... mereko bambu ghused rahe

You guys after having free teas, free cigarettes, free corns ... are pushing a stick inside me

Jitna dhokla, thepla te fafda khana hai khao ... par meri zindagi to jao

Eat as much snacks and fritters as you want ... but go away from my life

Zindagi mein sirf do hi cheezein hai ... ek khana aur doosra gaana

There are only two things in life ... one is food and other is music

Pyar bhaut badi googly hoti hai ... mil jaye toh badam varna saali moongphali bhi nahi hoti hai

Love is a big googly ... if you get it then it is an almond or else it is not even a peanut

Purani sharaab ki tarah ... purani dosti ka bhi ajeeb nasha hai

Just like old wine ... even old friendship has strange intoxication

Humne toh sari duniya mein yahi suna tha ... Hindustan ki hasinayen aankhon se pilakar hosh uda deti hai ... tum yeh whiskey kyun pila rahi ho?

I had heard in the entire world that ... the beauties of India make you go crazy with their eyes ... then why are you making me drink this whiskey?

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... ab ho jayega dushmanon ka engine derail

There is a grapevine on the tail of a monkey ... now the engine of the enemies will derail

Hing ki baas aur prem ka vaas ... chupaye nahi chupta

The smell of Asafetida and the desire in love ... cannot be hidden

Gulab jamun se yaad aaya ... Tiwari ji aapke hernia ka operation hone waala tha?

From gulab jamun I remember ... Mr. Tiwari weren't you suppose to undergo an operation for hernia?

Dhood ka jaala Burnol bhi phook phook ke lagata hai

One who is burnt by milk even applies Burnol after blowing

Sex aur chocolate dono ek hi type ka maza dete hai ... fark sirf itna hai ... ek mein wrapper nikalna padhta hai aur doosre mein aaj kal chadhana padhta hai

Sex and chocolate both give the same kind of pleasure ... the only difference is that ... in one you have to remove the wrapper and in the other nowadays you have to put it on

Agar tujh mein dum hai saaki toh Qutub Minar ko hilake dikha ... agar dum nahi hai toh mere naal beht, do goont maar ... aur Qutub Minar ko hilta dekh

My friend if you think you have the power to shake the Qutub Minar then show me ... and if you don't have the power then sit with me, take a couple of sips ... and you'll see the Qutub Minar shaking

Agar kisi stree ko apne purush ka mann jeetna ho toh uske liye do hi raste hai ... ek khane ka aur doosra sone ka

If any woman wants to win the heart of her man then there are only two ways for that ... one of food and other of sleeping

Jisse barfo mein ice-cream khane ka shauk ho ... usse sardi nahi lagti

Those who like to eat ice-cream in snow ... they don't feel cold

Yeh halat hui hai iski, pee peekay rum aur whiskey ... liver bhi ho gaya risky ... yeh uski hai na iski, badhon badhon ki jaan hai khiski ... oo peene waale sun, teri jaan ki dushman whiskey ... agar tu saath na iska chhodega, yamraj se naata jodega ... apna bhala bura pehchan, beta hum badhon ki baat ko maan ... yeh whiskey bahut hai risky, yeh whiskey bahut hai risky ... badhon badhon ki jaan hai khiski

His condition is like this because of drinking rum and whiskey ... his liver has become risky ... it belongs to no one, the greatest of the greats have lost their life due to it ... the one who is drinking please listen, the whiskey is an enemy of your life ... if you don't leave it then you're connecting with the god of death ... recognize your good and bad, listen to elders like me ... this whiskey is very risky, this whiskey is very risky ... the greatest of the greats have lost their life due to it

Chakli, chivda, gud papdi, samose ... mera toh sab ram bharose

Snacks, sweets, samosa ... everything of mine is now in the hands of God

Pilana bhi farz tha toh kuch bhi pila diya hota ... sharaab kam thi toh pani mila diya hota

If it was your duty to make me drink, then you could have given me anything ... if the alcohol was less, then you could have added some water

Sharaab se liver kharab hota hai ... magar dil saaf rehta hai

Alcohol destroys your liver ... but it cleans your heart