Food and drinks Dialogues

Ek karsi Gangajal mein agar ek boond sharaab mila di jaye ... toh saara Gangajal apavitra ho jaata hai

If you mix a drop of alcohol in the water from river Ganga ... then the whole water becomes unholy

Adhoora kuch nahi chhodta main ... sharaab ho ya hisaab

I don't leave anything incomplete ... be it alcohol or account

Poori Delhi mein aisi mithai nahi milegi ... lekin is mithai mein hai na, aapko poori Delhi mil jayegi

You won't find this sweet in entire Delhi ... but in this sweet you'll definitely find the entire Delhi

Shaurat, naam, kamyabi, paisa, izzat ussi ko milni chahiye jise uski kadar ho ... roti ussi ko milni chahiye jise uski bhook ho

One should get wealth, name, success, money, respect only if they care for it ... and one should get food only if they are hungry for it

Yeh toh laal mirch hai teekhi teekhi ... haath lagao toh haath jale ... mooh lagao toh mooh jale ... dil lagao toh dil jale

She is red chilly, spicy spicy ... touch it and it will burn the hand ... eat it and it will burn the mouth ... love it and it will burn the heart

Maine kausa expect-hich kiya ke mujh jaise pede ko tum jaisi rasmalai milegi

When did I expect that a sugar ball like me will get a dessert like you

Sunday ke baad monday, rupaye ke char ande ... khaye kisi aur ne dande, ab raj kar rahe hai mushtande

After sunday comes monday, you get 4 eggs with one rupee ... someone was hit by the sticks, and the big people are ruling

Cheese bolne se angrezi smile aati hai ... paneer bolne se Indian muskurahat aati hai

By saying cheese you get an English smile ... by saying paneer (cottage cheese) you get an Indian smile

Zindagi chahte ho toh humse bachkar rehna ... jahan nimbu nahi jaata wahan nariyal ghusad dete hai

If you want to live then stay away from me ... because I can push a coconut through a place from where even a lime won't pass through

Hum sabke andar kahin pe ek shaitaan chupa hota hai ... thik woh soda bottle ke andar ke bulbule ki tarah ... bas dhakan khulne bhar ki der hai

There's a devil hidden inside all of us ... just like bubbles inside a soda bottle ... it's just waiting to erupt when the lid opens

Yeh ladkiyan nahi ... yeh toh vanilla ice cream hai

These aren't girls ... they are vanilla ice cream

Arre vaah Ramji chori kya banai ... kahin rasgulla aur kahin malai

Oh lord Ram you have created great women ... somewhere there is rasgulla (dessert) and somewhere there is malai (cream)

Maa ke doodh ki ek boond bhi tumhare jism ke andar gayi hoti ... toh ek aurat, ek maa ke liye tum aaisi ghatiya baat nahi karte

If even a drop of mother's milk would have gone in your body ... then you would have never said such a dirty thing about a woman, about a mother

Mera cheese omelette toh uske samne nacheez omelette hai

My cheese omelette is a nothing omelette in front of her

Jab jung dil aur dimaag ki ho na ... toh hamesha dil ki sunte hai ... kyun ki dimaag kya hota dahi ... aur dil kya hota sahi

In the battle of the heart and the mind ... always listen to your heart ... because the mind is like yogurt ... and the heart is always right

Bheje ka dahi kiya toh dhood bana daloonga ... kaan ke neeche capsule laga daloonga

If you make curd out of my brain ... then I'll put a gun below your ears

Garmi mein garam chai, thandak pahunchati hai

In the heat, hot tea brings coolness

Jaise daane daane pe khane waale ka naam likha hota hai na ... vaise hi goli goli pe bhi khane waale ka naam likha hota hai

Just like on every particle of food is written the name of the person who is going to eat it ... just like that only every bullet is written the name of the person who will be shot with it

Jab zindagi ka hi nasha zyada hota hai ... toh sober hone ke liye aur daaru peena padta hai

When the intoxication from life itself is too much ... then you have to drink alcohol to become sober

Market ka doodh market mein hi pee lena chahiye ... garma garm

One should drink the milk of the market in the market itself ... nice and hot