Food and drinks Dialogues

Adhoora kuch nahi chhodta main ... sharaab ho ya hisaab

I don't leave anything incomplete ... be it alcohol or account

Poori Delhi mein aisi mithai nahi milegi ... lekin is mithai mein hai na, aapko poori Delhi mil jayegi

You won't find this sweet in entire Delhi ... but in this sweet you'll definitely find the entire Delhi

Market ka doodh market mein hi pee lena chahiye ... garma garm

One should drink the milk of the market in the market itself ... nice and hot

Hum sabke andar kahin pe ek shaitaan chupa hota hai ... thik woh soda bottle ke andar ke bulbule ki tarah ... bas dhakan khulne bhar ki der hai

There's a devil hidden inside all of us ... just like bubbles inside a soda bottle ... it's just waiting to erupt when the lid opens

Maine kausa expect-hich kiya ke mujh jaise pede ko tum jaisi rasmalai milegi

When did I expect that a sugar ball like me will get a dessert like you

Ab saale ek number ke bikhari, baasi tarkari ... gud ki bimaari

You beggar of top standards, stinking vegetable ... you are a dirty illness

Yeh malum hona chahiye ki mard kab peeta hai, kya peeta hai, kaise peeta hai ... yeh jaankari rakhna Bharatiya naari ka sabse important duty hai

When does a husband drink, what does he drink, how does he drink ... knowing this information is the most important duty of an Indian woman

Jab jung dil aur dimaag ki ho na ... toh hamesha dil ki sunte hai ... kyun ki dimaag kya hota dahi ... aur dil kya hota sahi

In the battle of the heart and the mind ... always listen to your heart ... because the mind is like yogurt ... and the heart is always right

Bheje ka dahi kiya toh dhood bana daloonga ... kaan ke neeche capsule laga daloonga

If you make curd out of my brain ... then I'll put a gun below your ears

Beer hi duniya mein ek aisi cheez hai ... joh din bhar ki thakaan chutki mein mitta deti hai

Beer is the only thing in this world ... which can erase all the tiredness of the day in a moment

Garmi mein garam chai, thandak pahunchati hai

In the heat, hot tea brings coolness

Mirchi mooh na lage toh bhali ... jitna kaatenge utna si-si karenge ... mirchi uff nahi karegi

If the chilli doesn't touch the mouth then it's good ... because the more you eat it the more you'll feel spicy ... but the chilli won't even say a thing

Agar yeh paise fridge mein rakhte hai ... toh dahi kya bank mein jamate hai

If these guys keep money in the fridge ... then do make yogurt in the bank

Maine tumhe samjha tha badam, nikle moongphali ... ab bol Jai Bajrang Bali aur todh us tapori ki nali

I thought you were an almond, but you turned out to be peanut ... now say Jai Bajrang Bali (pray to god) and break that rowdy persons head

Aachar ki botal mein kabhi murabba nahi rakhna chahiye

You should never keep sweet jam in a pickle bottle

Yeh ladkiyan nahi ... yeh toh vanilla ice cream hai

These aren't girls ... they are vanilla ice cream

Daulat ka nasha bhang se zyada tezz hota hai

The intoxication from money is much more than the beverage made from cannabis leaves and flowers

Brandy sharaab nahi hoti ... brandy toh jeene ka style hoti hai

Brandy is not alcohol ... brandy is a style of living

Jab zindagi ka hi nasha zyada hota hai ... toh sober hone ke liye aur daaru peena padta hai

When the intoxication from life itself is too much ... then you have to drink alcohol to become sober

Main marne ke liye nahi peeta ... peene ke liye marta hoon

I don't drink to die ... I die to drink