Food and drinks Dialogues

Aaise mat dekho ... lagta hai marinated murghi ko tandoor dekh raha hai

Don't look at me like this ... it feels like the oven is staring at the marinated chicken

Why fart and waste it ... when you can burp and taste it

Why fart and waste it ... when you can burp and taste it

Ek doosre ka jootha peene ka matlab? ... ek doosre ka wafaadar rehna ... dost ka sar jhukne se pehle apna sar kata dena

What is the meaning of drinking from the same glass? ... it means to stay loyal to each other ... and to slit your head before the head of your friend bows down

Ladki apne aap mein hi ek paushtik aahar hoti hai ... jise dekhne ke baad kisi tonic ya chyawanprash ki zaroorat nahi padti

A girl herself is like some nutritious food ... you don't need any tonic or herbal mixture after you see one

Agar husband pyar karne wala ho ... toh wife ke haathon se banaya hua khaana tasty hota hai

If the husband wants to make love ... then the food made by the wife tastes good

Jis saanp ko barso doodh pilaya ... ussi ne khandan ki izzat ko dasa

The snake whom we fed milk for years ... he himself bit the family

Life mein main sirf do cheezon ki izzat karta hoon ... ek maa aur doosra khana ... kyun ki ek humein janam deti hai aur doosri humein zinda rakhti hai

I only respect two things in life ... one is a mother and other is food ... because one gives us birth and the other keep us alive

Shareer ke botal mein jawani ka khoon joh hai woh sode ki tarah ubal raha hai ... kyun ki jawani rang hai, bahaar hai, khumaar hai, suroor hai, guroor hai ... ashaon ka khilna hai, mann ka milna hai, mann ki mannat hai, dil ki jannat hai

The blood of youth is boiling like soda in the bottle of the body ... because youth is colour, is spring, is intoxication, is pleasure, is pride ... it's the blossoming of desires, it's the meeting of the hearts, it's a wish of the heart, it's the heaven of the heart

Jatt risky after balti whiskey

A punjabi is risky after a bucket of whiskey

Star banne ki recipe bahut hi simple hai ... ek cup Amitabh ka talent li jiye, usse barson dheemi aanch par rakhiye ... uske baad us mein aada cup Shahrukh ka charm mila di jiye ... usse ubaaliye ... uske baad us mein do chamach Aamir ki intensity, ek chamach Hrithik ka dance ... is sabko achchi tarah mix kar di jiye ... uske baad us mein Salman ke looks ka takda laga di jiye ... bas aapka superstar tayaar hai

The recipe to become a star is very simple ... take one cup of Amitabh's talent, and cook it on slow gas for years ... after that add half a cup of Shahrukh's charm to it ... and boil it ... after that add two spoons of Aamir's intensity, one spoon of Hrithik's dance ... and mix well all of that together ... after that temper it with the spicy looks of Salman ... and then your superstar is ready

Yeh Muthiya itne kadak hai ... yeh khane ke nahi, yeh Muthiya maarne ke kaam aayenge

These Muthiya (snack) are so hard ... that they can be used for jerking, not for eating

Kaun kambakht hai joh bardaasht karne ke liye peeta hai ... main toh peeta hoon ki bas saans le sakun

Who the hell drinks to tolerate ... I drink so that I can breath

Sharaab aur juae ke narak se aadmi ko vapas laya ja sakta hai ... lekin agar mard kisi doosri aurat ke pallu se band jaye ... toh usse sindoor aur mangalsutra bhi vapas nahi la payenge

A man can be brought back from the hell of alcohol and gambling ... but if a man gets attached to a second woman ... then even vermilion and the wedding necklace will not be able to bring him back

Bhook lagegi toh aam ke pedh ke upar chadkar aamiya kha lenge ... pyaas lagi toh kuaan se pani pee lenge ... neend lagi toh peepal ke pedh ke neeche soo lenge ... aur aapka yaad aaya toh chup-chap akele mein ro lenge

If I feel hungry then I'll climb on a mango tree and eat mangoes ... if I feel thirsty then I'll drink water from the well ... if I feel sleepy then I'll sleep under the fig tree ... and if I miss you then I'll cry when I'm alone

Making a cup of tea is not your cup of tea

Making a cup of tea is not your cup of tea

Khana banana duniya ki sabse badi kala hai

Cooking food is the biggest talent in the world

Aaj sharaab ki lehren baha do ... joh bhi aaye tumhare bar mein usse whiskey se nehla do

Let the waves of alcohol flow today ... bathe anyone who comes to your bar in whiskey

Zindagi ek bhel puri ki tarah hai ... jis mein kuch meethi cheezein hoti hai, meri tarah ... aur kuch teekhi cheezein hoti hai, tumhari tarah

Life is like a savoury snack ... in which there are some sweet things, like me ... and some spicy things, like you

Dost dost na raha, pyar pyar na raha ... daru ke sivah zindagi mein koi karobar na raha

A friend is no longer a friend, love is no longer love ... now there is no business in life other than drinking alcohol

Kamina mere haath aa jaata na ... keema bana deti uska

If I would have got hold of that rascal ... I would have made minced meat out of him