Food and drinks Dialogues

Akele peeye toh aadmi dear ho jaye ... saath peeye toh aadmi near ho jaye

If you drink alone then a person becomes a dear one (dies) ... if you drink together then a person becomes a near one

Beer hi duniya mein ek aisi cheez hai ... joh din bhar ki thakaan chutki mein mitta deti hai

Beer is the only thing in this world ... which can erase all the tiredness of the day in a moment

Hum toh daal ke pateele hai ... jisne pyar se karchi ghumai bas ussi ke ho liye

I'm a pot of lentil ... the one who spins the spoon, I'll become theirs

De jaam ya gham de humko ... sharaab bhi pee jaati hai aur aasoon bhi peeye jaate hai

Give me a drink or sadness ... because one can drink alcohol and tears also

Mera jaam rahe meri shaam rahe ... mere pehlu mein meri jaan rahe

Let there be an evening with drinks ... and let there be my life on my side

Duniya mein teen cheezein nikalne ke liye ungli tedhi karni padti hai ... dibbe mein se ghee ... gair kanooni basti ... aur shaadi shuda mardon mein se masti

In this world there are 3 things for which one needs to turn their finger to remove it out ... clarified butter from its container ... illegal colony ... and fun from married men

Kidhar aap up in the sky so high ... kidhar woh zameen pe pada jinga fry

You're up in the sky so high ... and he's like a fried prawn laying on the ground

Aaisa kagaz ke tukdo se hum subah subah paikhane mein apna ... tarbuj pochte hai

Every morning in the toilet with papers like these ... I wipe my watermelon

Aage hai zamana par bhook peeche peeche ... sari duniya ki baatein do roti ke neeche ... arre chamde ki jhopadiya mein aag lagi hai bhaiya ... barkha na bhujaye, bas bhujaye rupaiya ... aur phir bhi bhare na pet ... toh yaad aati hai yaaron Pari rice plate

The world is in the front but hunger is behind ... all the things about the world are below a couple of slices of bread ... oh brother there is a fire in the hut under the skin ... which can only be turned off by money and not rain ... and still if you're hungry ... then my freinds you'll remember Pari rice plate

'A' for apple, 'B' for ball ki jagah ... 'M' for maa-ki aur 'B' for bhen-ki bolna seekh gaye

Instead of 'A' for apple, 'B' for ball ... we learnt to say 'M' for mother-f**ker and 'B' for bloody sister-f**ker

Chori ke aam ka har koi deewana ... joh pakda gaya woh chor hai aur joh bach gaya woh sayana

Everyone is a fan of stolen mangoes ... the one who gets caught is a thief and the one who escapes is a smart person

Aaj kal ke Hindustani Coke peete hai, Pepsi peete hai, bhool gaye nimbu pani ... phir bhi dil hai Hindustani ... FTV, MTV, Channel V, bhool gaye Akashvani ... phir bhi dil hai Hindustani ... Reserve Bank khali, Swiss Bank mein saara maal pani ... phir bhi dil hai Hindustani?

The Indians of today drink Coke, drink Pepsi, and they have forgotten lemon juice ... but still they are Indian at heart ... FTV, MTV, Channel V, and they have forgotten Akashvani (Indian radio channel) ... but still they are Indian at heart ... the Reserve Bank in empty, and all the money is in the Swiss Bank ... but still they are Indian at heart?

Beer sharab ki choti behen hoti hai

Beer is a small sister of alcohol

Tere mooh mein ghee shakkar ki factory

Be there a factory of clarified butter and sugar in your mouth

Birha ki aag mein jalte hue purush ki hridaya ki jwala ... updesh ke ghee se nahi bhujti ... usse prem, daya, mamta ke gangajal se hi shaant kiya ja sakta hai

The flame burning in the heart of a man due to the fire of separation ... can't be erased with the clarified butter of advice ... but it can be eased down with the holy water of love, mercy and affection

Khaana, daru, paisa ... teeno khushboo ek saath ... this is life

Food, alcohol, money ... I can smell all three together ... this is life

Brandy sharaab nahi hoti ... brandy toh jeene ka style hoti hai

Brandy is not alcohol ... brandy is a style of living

Har Mummy ka khana yummy hota hai

Every mom's food is yummy

Daru peene se liver kharab ho jaata hai

Drinking alcohol is not good for the liver

Joh tu bhojan na kar raha hota ... toh aaj tu narak ka bhojan ban gaya hota

If you were not eating food right now ... then today you would have become the food of hell