Food and drinks Dialogues

Yeh malum hona chahiye ki mard kab peeta hai, kya peeta hai, kaise peeta hai ... yeh jaankari rakhna Bharatiya naari ka sabse important duty hai

When does a husband drink, what does he drink, how does he drink ... knowing this information is the most important duty of an Indian woman

Gaanv mein oow ... baasi pav ... what to do now!

Oh hell, in the village ... stinking buns ... what to do now!

Zindagi mein Allah aur maa ke baad is roti ko izzat di hai ... isse main zameen par girakar beizzat nahi hone doonga

In life after god and my mother, I've respected food ... and I won't disrespect it by dropping it on the ground

Apun toh bolta hai Goa chal ... mast faadu jagah hai ... udhar tikane ka tequila ... disco mein hilane ka patila

Let's go to Goa ... it's a great place ... over there we'll drink tequila ... and we'll shake our leg in the disco

Madira ki dukaan mein gangajal ko bhi log sharab hi samajh lete hai

In an alcohol shop people think even the holy water is alcohol

Tu goli lena kaise pasand karega ... pani ke saath, sode ke saath, whiskey ke saath ... yah phir direct

How would you like to take the bullet ... with water, with soda, with whiskey ... or directly

Roti, kapda aur makaan teeno cheezein imaandari ke saath ek saath ... nahi milti

With honesty you don't get ... bread, clothes and house all three things together

Maine tumhe samjha tha badam, nikle moongphali ... ab bol Jai Bajrang Bali aur todh us tapori ki nali

I thought you were an almond, but you turned out to be peanut ... now say Jai Bajrang Bali (pray to god) and break that rowdy persons head

Sharaab khareedne waale rupaiye toh mere paas bahut hai ... haan dawa khareedne waale rupaiye mere paas nahi hai

I have a lot of money to buy alcohol ... but I don't have money to buy medicine

Kasoor mera nahi roti ki kasam ... bhook ki duniya mein imaan badal jaate hai

I swear on bread it's not my fault ... in the world of hunger people change their faith

Har khothe jaise dikhne waali cheez khothi nahi hoti ... aur har bhook ka ilaaj roti nahi hoti

Everything that looks useless is not useless ... and every hunger is not satisfied with food

Agar yeh paise fridge mein rakhte hai ... toh dahi kya bank mein jamate hai

If these guys keep money in the fridge ... then do make yogurt in the bank

Jab main bhurji paratha khata hoon na ... toh joh khushi mehsoos hoti hai, mujhe woh wali feeling aa rahi hai ... you know jaise, dil ka pet bhar gaya ho

When I eat scrambled eggs and flour bread ... then the happiness that I feel, I'm getting that feeling now ... you know like, the stomach of the heart is full

Sharaab peene de masjid mein bahetkar ghalib ... yah woh jagah dikha de jahan khuda na ho

Let me sit in God's house and drink alcohol ... or else show me a place where God doesn't exist

Aye meri jaane-jigar, patthar ka seena cheerkar, sari deewarein todkar, sabko akela chhodkar ... toofano se lad jaonga, tujhko magar le jaonga aur apne ghar jake garam garam chai pilaonga ... aur reh jayenge sab taapte, ek dujhe ka mooh taakte ... band karke raste aur tumhare vaste gajar ka halwa laonga

Oh my love, I'll tear apart a stone, I'll break all the walls, I'll leave everyone alone ... I'll fight with the storms, but I'll take you to my house and serve you hot tea ... and everyone will be jealous, and will watch each others face ... I'll close the roads and bring a carrot dessert for you

Daulat ka nasha bhang se zyada tezz hota hai

The intoxication from money is much more than the beverage made from cannabis leaves and flowers

Roti, kapada aur makaan par kabza karne waalon ke dil ... choohe jaise hai

People who have achieved food, clothes and house ... have a heart of a mouse

Meri maa ke haath ka banaya halwa ... ajab hai uska jalwa

The sweet cooked by my mom ... is amazing

Jisne khane mein ki milavat ... uski dono jahan mein giravat

The one who adulterates in food ... he will fall in both worlds

Aachar ki botal mein kabhi murabba nahi rakhna chahiye

You should never keep sweet jam in a pickle bottle