Food and drinks Dialogues

Beer sharab ki choti behen hoti hai

Beer is a small sister of alcohol

Aye meri jaane-jigar, patthar ka seena cheerkar, sari deewarein todkar, sabko akela chhodkar ... toofano se lad jaonga, tujhko magar le jaonga aur apne ghar jake garam garam chai pilaonga ... aur reh jayenge sab taapte, ek dujhe ka mooh taakte ... band karke raste aur tumhare vaste gajar ka halwa laonga

Oh my love, I'll tear apart a stone, I'll break all the walls, I'll leave everyone alone ... I'll fight with the storms, but I'll take you to my house and serve you hot tea ... and everyone will be jealous, and will watch each others face ... I'll close the roads and bring a carrot dessert for you

Roti, kapada aur makaan par kabza karne waalon ke dil ... choohe jaise hai

People who have achieved food, clothes and house ... have a heart of a mouse

Arre vaah Ramji chori kya banai ... kahin rasgulla aur kahin malai

Oh lord Ram you have created great women ... somewhere there is rasgulla (dessert) and somewhere there is malai (cream)

Kasoor mera nahi roti ki kasam ... bhook ki duniya mein imaan badal jaate hai

I swear on bread it's not my fault ... in the world of hunger people change their faith

Aaisa kagaz ke tukdo se hum subah subah paikhane mein apna ... tarbuj pochte hai

Every morning in the toilet with papers like these ... I wipe my watermelon

Madira ki dukaan mein gangajal ko bhi log sharab hi samajh lete hai

In an alcohol shop people think even the holy water is alcohol

'A' for apple, 'B' for ball ki jagah ... 'M' for maa-ki aur 'B' for bhen-ki bolna seekh gaye

Instead of 'A' for apple, 'B' for ball ... we learnt to say 'M' for mother-f**ker and 'B' for bloody sister-f**ker

De jaam ya gham de humko ... sharaab bhi pee jaati hai aur aasoon bhi peeye jaate hai

Give me a drink or sadness ... because one can drink alcohol and tears also

Jaise daane daane pe khane waale ka naam likha hota hai na ... vaise hi goli goli pe bhi khane waale ka naam likha hota hai

Just like on every particle of food is written the name of the person who is going to eat it ... just like that only every bullet is written the name of the person who will be shot with it

Duniya mein teen cheezein nikalne ke liye ungli tedhi karni padti hai ... dibbe mein se ghee ... gair kanooni basti ... aur shaadi shuda mardon mein se masti

In this world there are 3 things for which one needs to turn their finger to remove it out ... clarified butter from its container ... illegal colony ... and fun from married men

Jab main bhurji paratha khata hoon na ... toh joh khushi mehsoos hoti hai, mujhe woh wali feeling aa rahi hai ... you know jaise, dil ka pet bhar gaya ho

When I eat scrambled eggs and flour bread ... then the happiness that I feel, I'm getting that feeling now ... you know like, the stomach of the heart is full

Sharaab peene de masjid mein bahetkar ghalib ... yah woh jagah dikha de jahan khuda na ho

Let me sit in God's house and drink alcohol ... or else show me a place where God doesn't exist

Yeh kya badi badi aankhan leke tukur tukur dekhri ... teri gardan chicken ke jaise kaatko, chicken biryani mein daalti

What are you staring at me with these big big eyes for ... I'll cut your neck like a chicken, and I'll put it in chicken biryani

Sharaab khareedne waale rupaiye toh mere paas bahut hai ... haan dawa khareedne waale rupaiye mere paas nahi hai

I have a lot of money to buy alcohol ... but I don't have money to buy medicine

Mera cheese omelette toh uske samne nacheez omelette hai

My cheese omelette is a nothing omelette in front of her

Tu goli lena kaise pasand karega ... pani ke saath, sode ke saath, whiskey ke saath ... yah phir direct

How would you like to take the bullet ... with water, with soda, with whiskey ... or directly

Hum toh daal ke pateele hai ... jisne pyar se karchi ghumai bas ussi ke ho liye

I'm a pot of lentil ... the one who spins the spoon, I'll become theirs

Jisne khane mein ki milavat ... uski dono jahan mein giravat

The one who adulterates in food ... he will fall in both worlds

Kharbuja, kharbuje ko dekh kar rang badalta hai

A cantaloupe changes color when it sees a cantaloupe