Money Dialogues

Hum aaya tha karza lene ke liye ... par tumne Sher Khan ko khareed liya

I had come to take a loan ... but you bought Sher Khan himself

Paiso ke liye aatankwadi ladte hai, sipahi nahi ... sipahi sirf apne vatan ki izzat aur mulk ki hifazat ke liye ladte hai

Terrorist fight for money, not soldiers ... soldiers only fight for the respect and the protection of their country

Bank account mein paisa nahi hai toh kya hua ... idhar sukoon ka fixed deposit hai

So what if I don't have money in my bank account ... I have a fixed deposit of peace here

Aapki har baat paison se shuru hoti hai ... aur paison par khatam hoti hai

Every point of yours starts with money ... and ends with money

Char-aane kamane ke liye aath-aane ka jhoot bolna padta hai

To make 25 paise you have to lie worth 50 paise

Business karne ke liye businessman lagna zaroori tha ... paisa ho na ho paisewala lagna zaroori tha

To do business, you need to look like a businessman ... no matter if you have money or not, you should look rich

Kafan mein jeb nahi hoti, kabar mein safe nahi hoti aur maut ke farishtey rishwat nahi lete

A shroud doesn't have a pocket, a grave doesn't have a safe and the messengers of death don't take bribe

Stall ka pachees, balcony ka pachaas ... ek ticket bacha hai, baki sab khallas

Rs.25 for stall, Rs.50 for balcony ... only one ticket is left, everything else is sold out

Har daulat ke peeche koi na koi jurm hota hai ... aur jab tak jurm nahi karta na koi lakhpati banta hai, na crorepati

There is a crime behind every piece of money ... and until a person commits a crime, he doesn't become a millionaire

Baba matlab note jhapat ... dikha jannat ka shortcut

A religious saint means to jump on money ... by showing people the shortcut to heaven

Do hazar crore ka malik ho yah sadak par bhaukne waala kutta ... marne se pehle dono ki aankhon mein khauff ek sa hi nazar aata hai

Whether it is the owner of 2000 crores or a dog who barks on the road ... before dying the fear in the eyes of both look the same

Hindustani namak ki taqat hi kuch aur hai ... rupayon ki laalach aur maut ka darr bhi Hindustaniyon ko gaddari karne pe majboor nahi karta

The power in the Indian salt is something else ... even the greed for money and the fear of death can't compel Indians to cheat

Badi kamai bade sheharon mein hoti hai

Big money can only be made in big cities

Duniya bhi kitni ajeeb jagah hai ... jinhe hum chor, gunda aur badmaash kehte hai ... woh insaaniyat ke liye daulat ko thukra dete hai ... aur jinhe hum nek, shareef aur baizzat kehte hai ... woh daulat ke liye ek bachche ko apne baap se alag kar dete hai

The world is a strange place ... the people whom we call as a thief, goon and naughty ... those people leave money for humanity ... and the people whom we call as good, noble and dignified ... those people separate a child from his father for money

Sharaab khareedne waale rupaiye toh mere paas bahut hai ... haan dawa khareedne waale rupaiye mere paas nahi hai

I have a lot of money to buy alcohol ... but I don't have money to buy medicine

Paisa hone se luck nahi banta hai ... magar luck hone se paisa banta hai

With money you can't make luck ... but with luck you can make money

Mehengi sirf cheezein hi nahi hoti balki uske saath sab kuch mehenga ho jaata hai ... rishta bhi, naata bhi, pyar bhi, hasi bhi

Only things don't get expensive but along with that everything gets expensive ... even relationships, even bonds, even love, even a smile

Mere jeb se jab hazar rupai ka note neeche girta hai ... toh main usse uthata nahi hoon ... jaante ho kyun? ... kyun ki us note ko zameen se uthakar mere jeb mein rakhne mein jitna time jaata hai ... utne mein main lakhon ke deals kar leta hoon ... time is precious

When a Rs. 1000 note falls from my pocket ... then I don't pick it up ... you know why? ... because the amount of time that it takes to pick up that note from the ground and to put it in my pocket ... in that much time I make deals worth millions ... time is precious

Paisa, paisa ... sote ko jagaye paisa, rote ko hasaye paisa, kanoon banaye paisa, dharam ko nachaye paisa, barood bichaye paisa, sheharon ko jalaye paisa

Money, money ... money wakes up the one sleeping, money brings a smile to the one crying, money creates the law, money makes faith to dance, money spreads gunpowder, money burns the cities

Ho jeb mein jab sirf pachaas dollar ... pooche kyun sawaal aaise uthake collar ... jode hai humne paise gin gin ... ho sadaa pyara motel "Happy Inn"

When you only have 50 dollars in your pocket ... then why do you raise your collar and ask a question ... we have collected money bit by bit ... and hence we'll go to our loveable motel "Happy Inn"