Police Dialogues

Hum hai police ki naak ke baal, insaaf ki dhaal, havaldar Bankelal ... chal do rupai nikaal

I'm a hair from police's nose, an armour of justice, I'm Sergeant Bankelal ... now come on give me two rupees

Police waale mera naam sunke marte hai

Cops die after hearing my name

Jis vardi ko aap rakhail samajhte hai ... wohi vardi aapko arrest karegi ... aur kheenchkar le jayegi us hi janta ke samne jiske power ka aapne balatkar kiya hai

The police uniform that you think is a prostitute ... that same uniform will arrest you ... and it'll drag you in front of the same people, whose power has been raped by you

Izzat se jeene ka, kisi se darne ka nahi ... na police se, na MLA se, na mantri se, na bhadwon se, kisi ke baap se nahi darne ka

Live with respect and don't fear anyone ... not the police, not the Member of the Legislative Assembly (MLA), not the minister, not the pimps, absolutely don't fear anyone

Tum jaise afsaron ne rakshak aur rakshash ... do alag alag shabhdon ka matlab ek kar diya hai

Officers like you have made two separate words, protector and devil ... have the same meaning

Gut feeling, aggression, common sense ... yeh hai Mumbai police ka kaam karne ka tareeka

Gut feeling, aggression, common sense ... this is how Mumbai police works

Toop aur tanko se khelne waale fauji ... police ke tamancho se darra nahi karte

Soldiers who play with tanks ... are not scared of police pistols

Kisi ko maara toh police dhundega ... poice wale ko hi maara toh tumhare jaisa don dhundega

If I hit anyone then the police will search for me ... but if I hit a policeman then a don like you will search for me

Police officer banunga, don banunga, judge banunga, doctor banunga, engineer bhi banunga ... kyun ki main filmo ka hero banunga

I will become a police officer, I will become a don, I will become a judge, I will become a doctor, I will also become an engineer ... because I will become a hero in movies

Tu police waala nahin bhadwaa hai ... joh kanoon ko rundi banakar gundon ke haathon mein bechta hai

You are a pimp not a cop ... who sells the law as a prostitute into the hands of goons

Muddha yeh nahi hai ki main jeeton ya haaron ... muddha yeh bhi nahi hai ki main jeeyon ya maar diya jaon ... muddha yeh hai ki ek police officer hone ke naathe mera joh farz hai ... usse mein imaandari se nibha raha hoon ya nahi ... ek insaan hone ne naathe satya ke liye, satya ki vijay ke liye main ladh raha hoon ya nahi

The issue is not whether I win or lose ... the issue is not also whether I live or get killed ... the issue is that being a police officer what my duties are ... whether I am fulfilling them with honesty or not ... being a person whether I am fighting or not for the truth and the victory of truth

Police asli ho ya nakli ... aati saali hamesha late hi hai

Whether the police is real or fake ... bloody it always comes late

Yeh chor aur police ki joh dosti hoti hai na badi mushkil se hoti hai ... aur jab hoti hai toh atoot hoti hai

The friendship between thieves and police is very hard to happen ... but when it happens then it is unbreakable

Mujhe joh sahi lagta hai main karta hoon ... woh chahe bhagwan ke khilaaf ho, samaaj ke khilaaf ho, police, kanoon ... yah phir poore system ke khilaaf kyun na ho

I do what I feel is right ... whether it is against God, against the society, police, law ... or it may be against the whole system

When I dead, police coming ... police coming, budiya going jail ... in jail budiya chakki peesing, and peesing, and peesing, and peesing, and peesing

The police will come when I die ... and when the police comes the old lady will go to jail ... and in the jail the old lady will grind, and grind, and grind, and grind, and grind

Jab khaki ka rang sahi ho na ... toh chahe usse mard pehne ya aurat ... tum jaise namardon ko chutki mein uski aukaat dikha deti hai

When the colour of the police uniform is right ... then it doesn't matter if a man or a woman wears it ... it's more than enough to bring down impotent people like you in a snap

Chor ki kismat hamesha police ke haathon mein hoti hai

The fate of a robber always lies in the hands of the police

Khaki vardi agar kanoon ka danda hai toh kala coat kanoon ka haath hai ... aur hamesha danda haath ke giraft mein hota hai

If a police uniform is the stick of the law then a black coat is the hand of the law ... and remember the stick is always held by the hand

Yeh Arabiyon ka Dongri hai beta ... yahan shaanpatti sirf shaano pe jachti hai ... police waalon pe nahi

This is the local area of Arabs ... here only the smart people look good acting smart ... not the police

Jaise maa apne bachon mein farak nahi karti ... aise police wala bhi apne badmasho mein farak nahi karte ... hum sabko ek hi aankh se dekhenge ... maa ki aankh se

Like a mother doesn't differentiate between her children ... just like that even the police doesn't differentiate between their criminals ... we'll look at all of them with one eye ... with the evil eye