Police Dialogues

Bachpan se bhaag hi raha hoon ... pehle school se bhaaga ... bhook lagi toh roti churakar bhaaga ... bhai bana toh police se bachkar bhaaga ... jahan behetna tha wahan bhaaga, jahan chalna tha wahan bhaaga ... jahan bhaagna tha wahan kutte ke maafit bhaag hi raha hoon ... apun ki aakhi life bhaagne mein hi nikal gayi

I'm running since childhood ... first I ran away from school ... when I was hungry I stole bread and ran ... when I became a goon then I was running away from the police ... I ran where I was suppose to sit, I ran where I was suppose to walk ... and I'm running like a dog where I need to run ... my whole life has gone behind running

Police ki naukri karne ke liye jigar ispat ka aur badan faulad ka banana padta hai

To do the job of police you need to have the courage of steel and a strong body

Force se zyada, joh log force mein hai woh important hote hai ... aur hamara system hamesha joh log is kaam ke liye bane hai, unko nazar andaz karke ... un logon pe kaam saunpte hai, joh us kaam ke maaine bhi nahi jante

More than the force itself, the people who are in the force are important ... and our system always ignores the people who are made for that kind of work ... and it gives the responsibility of that work to those people, who don't even understand the value of that work

Force kisi ke baap ki jagir nahi hai ... force ki apni ek dignity hai ... us dignity ko barkarar rakhna hamari zimmedari hai

The force is not a property of someone's father ... the force has it's own dignity ... and to maintain that dignity is our responsibility

Agar police ke paas jaakar shaanpatti karne ki koshish ki ... toh kaan ke neeche capsule laga doonga

If you go to the police and try to act smart ... then I'll put a gun below your ears

Police ki maar aur talwar ki dhaar se aaj tak koi nahi bacha

Till date no one has ever escaped from the beating of the police and the blade of a sword

Police station aur hospital koi marzi se nahi jaata hai ... ek baar joh pahunch gaya toh uski vaapsi ki guarantee nahi

No one goes to the police station and hospital at their own wish ... but once someone gets there, then there's no guarantee of their return

Bade police waale ki aankh mein aankh daalke baat karne ka mazaa hi zabardast hota hai

The fun of looking into the eyes of a senior police officer and talking to him is amazing

Yeh system mujhe aaj tak samajh nahi aaya ... road par tezz chalao toh police pakadti hai ... race mein tezz chalao toh inaam milta hai

I haven't understood this system till today ... if you drive fast on the road then the police catches you ... but if you drive fast in a race then you are rewarded

Main khud police waala nahi hoon lekin kanoon ka ek aaisa sipahi hoon ... joh khud police ki vardi nahi pehanta ... balki maut ki vardi pehnata hai gunehgaron ko

I'm not a policeman myself but I'm such a soldier of the law ... who himself doesn't wear the police uniform ... but instead I make the criminals wear the uniform of death

(Aaise bina saboot ke police kya kar sakti hai?) ... Ghulam Ali ki CD teri jeb mein daalke na ISI ka agent bana sakti hai police ... tumhari photo beauty parlour ke samne kheenchke laundiyon ka dalla bana sakti hai police ... Johnson baby powder aave hai, uski pudiya teri jeb mein daalke na drug ka smuggler bana sakti hai police ... aur toh aur teri shakal police waale se sketch karvake Osama Bin Laden se mila sakti hai police

(What can police do without any evidence?) ... The police can put a CD of Ghulam Ali in your pocket and make you into an ISI ( Inter-Services Intelligence) agent ... the police can take your photo in front of a beauty parlour and can make you into a pimp of girls ... the police can put a packet of Johnson baby powder in your pocket and can make you into a drug smuggler ... and above all the police can have a policeman draw your sketch and match to that of Osama Bin Laden

Hum angrezon ke zamaane ke jailor hai

I am a jailor from the days of Englishmen

Police ki vardi aur khoon ki garmi aadmi ko bada khuddar bana deti hai

The police uniform and the warmth of blood makes a man very egoistic

SP ho ya DSP, collector ho ya commissioner ... kanoon ki sari hastiyan mere aangan mein palti hai aur is chhat ke neeche un tamaam logon ki taqdeerein likhi jaati hai

Be it a SP (Superintendent of Police) or a DSP (Deputy Superintendent of Police), be it a collector or a commissioner ... all the people of the law nurture in my backyard and their destinies are written under this roof

Yeh tum janti ho ki yeh pistol khali hai ... main janta hoon ki yeh pistol khali hai lekin ... police nahin janti ki yeh pistol khali hai

You know that this pistol is empty ... I know that this pistol is empty but ... police does not know that this pistol is empty

Tumhe charo taraf se gher liya gaya hai apne aap ko police ke hawale kar do

You have been cornered on all fours sides surrender yourself to the police

Maine suna tha police walo ko kabhi ungli nahi karni chahiye ... lekin police wale hamari aisi ungli karenge ... kabhi nahi socha tha yaar

I had heard that you should never mess with the police ... but the police will mess with us ... I had never even thought about that

Tumne police ki vardi kahan pehan rakhi hai ... yeh toh ek kafan hai joh tumhare zameer ki laash ne pehan rakha hai

You haven't worn the police uniform ... this is a shroud which is worn by the dead body of your conscience

Jis din police aur fauj tum logon ki rakhail ban jayegi na ... us din yeh saara mulk ek randikhana ban jayega ... aur jaise chakle chalte hai na ... ussi tarah tum is desh ko bech daloge

The day the police and the military will become a mistress of people like you ... that day this entire country will turn into a brothel ... and just like pimps move around ... just like that you guys will sell this country

Main janta hoon ki tumhare haath bahut lambe hai, bahut upar tak jaate hai ... lekin khaki ke samne khadi ki taqat dikhane ki koshish mat karo ... kyun ki main yeh khaki utarkar khadi pehan sakta hoon ... lekin tumhare neta khadi utarkar khaki nahi pehen sakte

I know that your hands are very long, and that you know a lot of people ... but don't try to show me the power of a political attire in front of a police uniform ... because I can remove my police uniform and wear a political attire ... but your politician's cannot remove their attire and wear a police uniform