Police Dialogues

Tere khaki ki kasam ... khaak mein mila doonga tereko

I swear on your police uniform ... I will mix you in ash

Khoon ki holi aap jaise politicians khelte hain ... police nahin

Politicians like you play with blood ... not the police

Wafaadari ke liye bhale hi kutta paal lo ... magar policewaalon se rishta mat jodo

For honesty, if you want nurture a dog ... but do not build a relation with policemen

Insaaf na kanoon de sakta hai na police ... agar koi insaaf de sakta hai ... to ek insaan doosre insaan ko de sakta hai

Neither law nor police can give justice ... if anyone can give justice ... then one person can give justice to another person

Main tere is kaale color pe laal rang se is tarah se mera naam likhoonga ... jis tarah se policewaale kaagaz par gang war ke report type karte hain

I will write my name in red color on your black (skin) color ... in a way like policemen write reports about gang war on paper

Tumhe is baat ka koi haq na pahunchta ki police ki farz ki Ganga joh ki kanoon ki Gangotri se nikalti hai ... usse tum apni gandi aadaton ke gutter mein dal do

You have no right to put into gutter of your bad habits ... the Ganga river of police duty which passes through the Gangotri town of law

Police waale ko thokne ka anjaam pata hai kya hai? ... ikkis saal jail aur thukkai alag se ... aur ussi police waale ne agar tumhe thokka, toh promotion alag se aur bahaduri ka medal bhi

Do you what punishment one gets to kill a cop? ... beating and twenty years in jail ... and if the same cop kills you, then he will get a promotion and even a medal of bravery

Zindagi ki university mein aaj tumhara pehla imtihan hai ... agar pass ho gaye toh degree ki jagah maal hi maal hai ... aur agar fail ho gaye toh inaam mein police ki goliyan ya jail

Today is your first exam in the university of life ... if you pass then instead of a degree you'll get a lot of money ... and if you fail then as a prize you'll get bullets from police or jail

Candle ki roshni mein teri aankhen aaisi lag rahi hai jaise ... police jeep ki headlight

In candlelight your eyes look like ... the headlight of the police jeep

Teri liye no chargesheet sirf D-final ... yani death final

There will be no chargesheet for you, only D-final ... meaning death final

Jakh marti hai police, utaar kar phenk do yeh vardi aur pehan lo Balwant Rai ka patta apne gale mein ... you bastards

Police is a waste, take out and throw the uniform, and wear Balwant Rai's leash in your neck ... you bastards

Police chahti hai meri kalai ka naap ... hathkadi ke liye ... jallad chahta hai mere gale na naap ... phansi ke liye ... aur baimaan darta hai sunke mere jigre ka naap ... chappan inch

The police is trying to measure my wrist ... for the handcuffs ... the executioner is trying to measure my neck ... for the noose ... and the evil ones get scared when they hear the size of my chest ... fifty-six inches

Vardi ka najayaz fayda uthakar jurm ki hukumat karne waale agar tum jaise shaitan is desh mein maujood hai ... toh issi vardi ke liye apna sar katane waale janbaaz bhi is desh mein maujood hai

If devils like you who use the police uniform illegitimately to allow crime to rule are alive in this country ... then so are courageous people also alive in this country who are ready to die for this police uniform

Agar mere bhai ke jism par itni si bhi kharash aayi na ... toh main tumhara aur tumhare bhaiyon ka woh haal karoonga ... ki poore shehar ki police tum logon ke mooh par thookna bhi pasand nahi karegi

Even if a small scratch comes on my brothers body ... then I'll make such a condition of you and your brothers ... that the police of the entire city won't even like to spit on your face

Police wale do hi mauke par muft ki daawat dete hai ... ek baar tab jab usse apni vardi utarne ka khatra ho ... aur doosri baar jab usse sarkar se medal milne ki umeed ho

A police officer gives a treat only under two circumstances ... one when he's concerned that he's going to loose his job ... and second when he has the hope of getting a medal from the government

Mere farz mein itna faulaad hai ... ki us mein pistol bhi ban jayegi aur hathkadi bhi

There is so much steel in my duty ... that I can make a pistol and also handcuffs from it

Mujrim maa ke pet pe kam ... police station ke gate pe zyada bante hai

Criminals are born less from the mothers womb ... they are born more at the gate of the police station

Aaisa toh aadmi life mein do-heech time bhaagta hai ... Olympic ka race ho yah police ka case ho ... tum kahe mein bhaagta hai bhai?

A man runs like this only for two reasons in his life ... either in a race in Olympics or if it is a police case ... what are you running for brother?

Aaisa mat kar havaldaar ... mujhko andhar mat kar mere yaar ... mera bhai hai bada shakti shali ... baja dega woh teri taali ... uske baad tera ho jayega mota pet khali

Hey cop don't do this ... don't lock me up my friend ... my brother is very powerful ... he will make you go crazy ... and after that your fat stomach will become empty

Hum hai police ki naak ke baal, insaaf ki dhaal, havaldar Bankelal ... chal do rupai nikaal

I'm a hair from police's nose, an armour of justice, I'm Sergeant Bankelal ... now come on give me two rupees