Sports and game Dialogues

Aaisa toh aadmi life mein do-heech time bhaagta hai ... Olympic ka race ho yah police ka case ho ... tum kahe mein bhaagta hai bhai?

A man runs like this only for two reasons in his life ... either in a race in Olympics or if it is a police case ... what are you running for brother?

Cricket mein player nahi ... uska bat bolta hai

In cricket the player doesn't talk ... his bat does

Race mein daudte waqt khiladi ke paon jitni tezzi se uthte aur girte hai ... utni hi tezzi se naachte waqt kisi tawaif ke paon uthte aur girte hai ... speed barabar hoti hai, par khiladi apni race jeet leta hai ... aur tawaif naachte naachte ek hi jagah par apna dum todh deti hai

The speed at which an athlete's legs go up and down while running ... is the same speed at which a prostitute's legs go up and down while dancing ... their speeds are the same, but the athlete wins his race ... and the prostitute dies dancing in that same place

Bahut ho gayi pehalwani ... ab dangal hoga

Enough of wrestling ... now, it's the time for a real fight

Apna life full saanp seedi ka board hai ... kabhi up toh kabhi down

My life is like the board of a snakes and ladders game ... sometimes it goes up and sometimes it comes down

Haan main cheating karta tha, par sirf khel mein ... tune toh zindagi ko khel samajh ke mujhe cheat kar diya

Yes I used to cheat, but only in a game ... but you've cheated me by considering life as a game

Wrestling koi khel nahi hai ... yeh woh dangal hai joh insaan apni zindagi mein apne aap se ladta hai

Wrestling is not a sport ... it's a battle that a person fights in his life with himself

Shatranj ki chaal kabhi adhoori nahi chhodte

You should never leave a ploy in chess incomplete

Vaar karna hai toh samne waale ke goal par nahi ... samnewaale ke dimag par karo ... goal khud-ba-khud ho jayega

If you want to attack, don't attack the opponents goal ... attack the opponents mind ... the goal will come by itself

Baaziyan palat jaati hai jab insaan palatte hai

Games changes when people change

Agar bada player banna hai ... to risk bhi badi leni padti hai

If you want to become a big player ... then you have to take big risks

Main nafrat ke mohron se dushmani ka shatranj ussi ki bisaat pe khelonga ... aur aaisi maat doonga, aaisi maat doonga ki maut bhi roo padegi

I will play game of enmity with the pawns of hatred on his chess board ... and I will defeat him in such a way, that even death will cry

Yeh cricketeron waale naam safe nahi hote ji ... kal ko woh run banane band karega ... log jootiyan isko marenge

These names of cricketers are not safe ... tomorrow if they stop scoring runs ... then people will hit him with shoes

Chaal hum chalenge ... sheh bhi hum denge ... aur maat bhi hum denge

We will play the ploy ... we will also give the check ... and we will also give the check and mate

Marr ke aayenge ... lekin haar ke nahi aayenge

We will die and come ... but we will not loose and come

Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi ... kiski modhon gardan ... kiski todhon haddi

Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi ... whose neck should I twist ... whose bones should I break

Tum sab wohi dance karoge joh pura India karta hai ... woh dance joh sab ko baanta nahi, kareeb lata hai ... woh dance jisse dekh ke chup chap baith nahi sakte, joh sabko nachane par majboor kar deta hai ... wohi dance joh saalon se karte aaye ho, hamesha karte ho, shaadion mein karte ho, India jab cricket match jeetta hai tab karte ho, Ganpati visarjan mein karte ho ... wohi ek dance discipline se nahi hota ... hota hai sirf dil se ... "ABCD" - Any Body Can Dance!

You all will do the dance that the entire India does ... the dance that doesn't divide you, but brings you closer ... the dance after watching which you can't sit quiet, and it compels everyone to dance ... the dance that you have been doing since years, the one that you always do, the one that you do in weddings, the one that you do when India wins a cricket match, the one that you do at Lord Ganesh immersion ... that one dance doesn't have any discipline ... it comes from the heart ... "ABCD" - Any Body Can Dance!

Record 100 par banta hai ... 99 par koi taali nahi bajata

A record is made when you score 100 runs ... no one claps for 99 runs

Agar shatranj ki baazi jeetni ho ... toh usse dus dimaag se nahi, ek dimaag se khelna chahiye

If you want to win the game of chess ... then play it with one brain, and with not 10 brains

Team ke har naye khiladi ke liye ... ek senior khiladi uska khuda hota hai

For every new player of a team ... his senior player is like God for him