Women Dialogues

Indian women are like desi daru, always make you lose control ... but Indian men are like a mouse, always looking for a hole

Indian women are like local alcohol, always make you lose control ... but Indian men are like a mouse, always looking for a hole

Ek ladki ka maika hota hai, sasural hota hai ... par ghar kahan hota hai?

A girl has her parents house, her in-laws house ... but where is her home?

Log kehte hai khoobsurat ladkiyan jab jhoot bolti hai ... toh aur bhi khoobsurat lagti hai

People say that when beautiful girls lie ... then look more beautiful

Tum ladkiyon ka yeh bada problem hai ... ghar, career, pati, bachche, kitchen sab kuch sambhal sakti ho ... bas heartbreak ko manage nahi kar pati

You girls have this big problem ... you can manage house, career, husband, kids, kitchen, everything ... but you can't manage a heartbreak

Shut-up kehne waali ladkiyan toh sabse zyada pyar karti hai

The girls who say shut-up, give the most love

Yeh joh auratein hoti hai na, yeh internet ke virus ki tarah hoti hai ... pehle to mard ki life mein enter hoti hai ... phir uske dil aur dimaag ko scan karke ... uski sari khushiyan, uski sari azaadi, uske sare bank balance apne account mein transfer kar leti hai ... aur badle mein mard ke account mein kya download karti hai ... (kya?) ... tension, tadap, ghutan, bechaini, jhik-jhik, bachche ... aur uske chehre ki smile ko delete karke usse hamesha hamesha ke liye hang karke chali jaati hai

Women are like the virus from the internet ... first they enter a man's life ... then after scanning his heart and mind ... the transfer all his happiness, all his freedom, all his bank balance into their account ... and instead of that do you know what do they download in the man's account ... (what?) ... tension, yearning, suffocation, restlessness, fussiness, kids ... and then they leave deleting the smile from his face and hanging him forever

Jis aurat ka pesha hi kahi mardon ka dil lubhana hai ... woh zindagi mein jitna chahe dhan kama le ... izzat kabhi nahi kama sakti

A woman whose occupation is to entertain many men ... in life no matter how much money she earns ... she'll never be able to earn respect

Aurat jis aadmi ka daaman chhodkar bhaagna chahe ... woh mard nahi namard hota hai

When a woman wants to leave and run away from the company of a man ... then that man is not a man

Bindi rakam ke aage lage toh rakam dus gunah badh jaati hai ... aur ladki ke maathe pe lage toh uski khoobsurati hazar gunah badh jaati hai

If you apply a dot behind a number then it's value increases ten times ... and if you apply on the forehead of a girl then her beauty increases a thousand times

Any discussion with a woman is an argument!

Any discussion with a woman is an argument!

American ladki se ishq kar sakte hai ... shaadi nahi kar sakte ... aur desi ladki se shaadi kar sakte hai ... ishq nahi kar sakte

You can romance an American girl ... but you can't marry her ... and you can marry an Indian girl ... but you can't romance her

Ek Hindustani naari ki liye uska pati hi uska bhagwan hota hai

For an Indian woman her husband is her God

Aadmi aurat ko dokha dete waqt yeh bhool jaata hai ki ... jis din aurat apni aan par utar aaye woh aadmi ko jeete jee chalti phirti laash bana sakti hai

When a man cheats a woman then he forgets that ... the day a woman realizes her self-respect then she can make a man into a moving dead body

Naari aur sangeet ka bahut kareeb rishta hai ... dono mein narmi hai, loch hai, lachak hai, dard hai, soz hai, tadap hai, khichav hai, kashish hai

A woman and music are closely connected ... they both have softness, flow, sway, pain, ardency, yearning, pull and attraction

Nagin ka nasha sharaab aur aurat ke nashe se zyada hota hai

The intoxication from a snake lady is more than that from alcohol and women

Aurat 420 nahi, 840 hai ... aur mera aurat malum hai 1680

Women are not 420 (cheaters), they are 840 ... and you know my wife is 1680

Jitna heroine se door bhagoge, utna heroine tumhare peeche bhagegi ... women psychology ... old formula but cool formula

The more you run away from the heroine, the more that heroine will run behind you ... women psychology ... old formula but cool formula

Agar kisi stree ko apne purush ka mann jeetna ho toh uske liye do hi raste hai ... ek khane ka aur doosra sone ka

If any woman wants to win the heart of her man then there are only two ways for that ... one of food and other of sleeping

Ladkiyon ko nakhun sirf rang lagane ke liye nahi bhadana chahiye ... koi chhede toh uske chehre ko noch lena chahiye

Girls should grow their nails not only to colour them ... but also to use it to scratch the face of someone who teases them

Agar shakal dekh ke ladkiyan shaadi karti na ... toh Hindustan mein aadhe ladke kanware hote

If girls would marry just by looking at the face ... then half the guys in India would be bachelors