Comedy Dialogues

Ek se bhale do, do se bhale chaar ... manzil apni door hai, aur rasta karna hai paar

Two are better than one, four are better than two ... our destination is far, and we have to travel the road

Peeke hai kya?

Are you drunk?

Main tumhe Kashmir se baghakar, Jammu mein girakar, Delhi mein uthakar, Bhopal mein ghumakar, Madras mein nachakar, Kanyakumari mein thokar maarkar ... Lanka ke samundar mein phek doonga

I will make you run from Kashmir, make you fall in Jammu, lift you up in Delhi, turn you around in Bhopal, make you dance in Madras, kick you in Kanyakumari ... and will throw in the ocean of Lanka

Jawaani unhi ke liye hai joh jawaan hai

Youthfulness is only for those who are young

Dushman jab haath se nikal jaata hai na ... toh poori raat chudiyon ki awaaz sunai deti hai

When an enemy escapes from the hands ... then the whole night you can hear the sound of bangles

Vaise toh yeh milta nahi ... aur jab milta hai, toh theek se milta nahi

As it is we don't get to see him ... and when we see him, he doesn't meet properly

Bade ghar ka damaad banna, jaise topi ko sar se utaar ke pairo mein pehenna

Becoming a son-in-law of a rich family, is like removing the hat from the head and wearing it on the legs

Main tumhare accountant ka beta hoon ... aur yeh pitai tumhare account mein bahut dino se likhi thi

I am a son of your accountant ... and this beating was written in your account since days

Sirf dimaag bada hai tera, dil itna sa ... aur woh toh usse bhi chota hai

Only your brain is big, your heart is small ... and that thing is even smaller than that

Jaan na pehchaan ... free ki santaan

I don't know him ... and you are making him my child

Ek lawyer se kabhi madad nahi mangni chahiye ... bad manners

You should never ask a lawyer for help ... bad manners

Pehle line mein honesty ... doosre line mein molesty

Honesty in the first line ... and molesty in the second line

Usse haath milane ke baad ... haath ka ungliyan check karna zaroori hota hai

After shaking hands with him ... it is necessary to check the fingers on your hand

Sirf oye oye karne se koi chela guru nahi ho jaata ... aur sirf bhaukne se koi kutta kamina nahi ho jaata

Just by saying oye oye a student doesn't become a teacher ... and just by barking a dog doesn't become a swine

Yeh Baba Sehgal ka zamane hai aur aap Saigal ke zamane ke lagte ho

This is the generation of Baba Sehgal and you look from the generation of Saigal

Kutta kitna bhi khatarnak ho jaaye ... sher ki nahi le paata

No matter how dangerous a dog gets ... he cannot take on a tiger

Ek aadmi ka kaam ... pachaas aadmi milke, table pe bahetke kharab karte hai na ... usko corporate bolte hai

When a single persons work ... is spoiled by 50 people together, sitting on a table ... that is called corporate

Main ladies log ke saath shopping nahi karta hai, pata hai kyun? ... bhav tol bahut karte hai

I don't shop with the ladies, you know why? ... they bargain a lot

Break-up ke dardiley dank se bachne ka ek hi upaai hai ... kabhi love ke jhoothe jaal mein padho hi mat ... if you won't hook-up, you won't break-up

There is only one way to protect yourself from the painful bite of break-up ... never fall in the false trap of love ... if you won't hook-up, you won't break-up

Kyun ki aapne itni ladkiyon ke saath hai khela ... upar waale ne golden kar diya hai aapka kela

Since you have played around with so many girls ... that's why God has made your penis into sold gold