Comedy Dialogues

Mereko Yash Chopra waala pyar karna hai ... Prem Chopra waala nahi

I want to love like Yash Chopra ... not like Prem Chopra

Pata hai competition ki height kya hai ... Niagara Falls ke samne pishaab karta hua aadmi

Do you know what's the height of competition ... a man peeing in front of the Niagara Falls

Main toh samajhta tha ki duniya mein mujhse badkar kamina aur koi nahi hai ... lekin tumne end mauke par aaisa kaminapan dikhaya hai ... ki hum tumhare kaminepan ke ghulam ho gaye hai

I used to think that I was the biggest scoundrel in the world ... but you've shown such sneakiness in the end ... that I have become a slave of your sneakiness

Tujhpe ladki marne ke bajai ... tujhe dekh ke mar jayegi

Instead of girls dying for you ... girls will die looking at you

Chakke sab ka saath nahin dete

Eunuchs don't support everyone

Koyle ko kitna bhi dho lo ... Surf se, Nirma se, Rin se ... woh hamesha kaala ka kaala hi rehta hai

No matter how much you wash a piece of charcoal ... with Surf, with Nirma, with Rin ... it always remains black

Woh burbakh galti kiya, trailer dikha diya usko ... lekin nau se barah ka show abhi baki hai

That fool did a mistake and I showed him the trailer ... but the show from 9 to 12 is still there

Kaun khada hai, kaun adda hai ... aye Manoranjana meri jaan, yeh bhootnath aaj phir tumhare peeche pada hai

Who is standing, who is blocking ... hey Manoranjana my love, this ghost again today is running behind you

Badi achchi baat hai ... din mein bhi raat hai ... chalo Allah hamare saath hai

It's alright ... there is night even during the day ... and Allah is with us

To pee under the open sky ... if there is bliss, it is this ... none but this

To pee under the open sky ... if there is bliss, it is this ... none but this

Tan-e-tanha zindagi se bezaar, ek ladki se kiya pyar ... usse mila na iqraar, na bani woh dildar ... bas yeh cigarette hai wafaadar, woh bhi hai baldaar

Bored and alone in life I fell in love with a girl ... she said no and declined my love ... now only this cigarette is loyal and that also is twisted

Sabka sukh chain cheenkar kaise chain se lete hue ho

How comfortably are you lying down after snatching the peace of everyone

Na surat, na huliya, na shakal ... aur ladki ko kehta hai pyar karne bahar chal

Niether a good face and neither a good body ... and you say to a girl, let's go outside to make love

Jab chacha Shaadilal par chhod di hai baat ... toh koi na koi rishta zaroor aayega haath

When you have trust in your uncle Shaadilal ... then some connection will definitely come forward

Don't have dirty picture in your mind please

Don't have dirty picture in your mind please

Lovingiri more danger than bhaigiri

Loving is more dangerous than rowdyism

Aksar logon ki zindagi mein mauka darwaza khat-khata hai ... lekin aapki zindagi mein, mauka dil ko khat-khata raha hai

Usually an opportunity knocks on peoples door ... but in your life, the opportunity is knocking your heart

Nasik ho yah Bambai ... ladkiyan ladkiyan hoti hai, patane ka tarika aana chahiye ... pyar kiya nahin jaata, karvaya jaata hai

Be it is Nasik or Mumbai ... girls are girls, one should know how to impress them ... love doesn't happen, it is made to happen

Aap kamai mein joh maza hai na ... woh maza na baap kamai mein hai, na paap kamai mein hai

The enjoyment that you get from earning money by yourself ... you don't get that enjoyment from the money received from your father or the money earned from evil things

Tann buddha hove hai ... mann buddha nahi hota

A body becomes old ... but a heart never becomes old