Comedy Dialogues

Pyar mein itne thokar khane ke bawajood, zakhm pe Iodex malkar veer jawaan hamesha khade ho jaate hai ... ek aur try karne ke liye

Despite of being hurt in love, young guys always apply Iodex on their wounds and stand up again ... to give one more try

Fans halla bhi karte hai aur hawa tight bhi

Fans cheer you and get you straightened up as well

Dimaag apan ka hai jaise kismis ... chota par meetha ... zyada chalayega toh ghis jayega

My brain is like raisins ... small but sweet ... if I use it more then it will wear away

Taala mazboot hone se kuch nahi hota hai ... darwaza mazboot hona chahiye

Having a strong lock doesn't do any good ... you need a strong door

Lagta hai tum aasman se tapki ho ... upar se neeche aakar zameen par chamki ho ... uparwaale ne kya super kaam kiya hai ... tujhe fursat mein bana diya hai

Looks like you have come from the sky ... you have shined on the ground after coming from the top ... god has done such a great work ... he has made you with a lot of time

Film tab tak flop nahi hoti jab tak uska poster nahi utar jaata

A film is not considered flop until its poster is taken down

Oh kuch chup karke bol!

Oh keep quiet and say something!

Tum itni saaf ho ki tumhe aas paas ki gandagi dikhti hi nahi hai

You are so clean that you can't see the dirtiness around you

Murghe jaisi taange inki, bandar jaisa chehra ... yeh joh mere ghar aayenge baandke sar pe sehra?

He has the legs of a chicken and the face of a monkey ... he will come to my house with a turban tied on his head?

I can die without you ... sach-much ... and it's time for smooch

I can die without you ... it's the truth ... and it's time for a smooch

Jodhenge todhenge, ladenge ladwaenge, dal banayenge bhigadenge ... par ek roz hi kursi par bahetke dikhayenge

We will make and break, we will fight and get people to fight, we will make a party and break it ... but one day I will sit on this chair and show you

Badhe bachon jaise baatein tab karte hai ... jab bache badhon jaise kaam karte hai

Elders talks like kids when ... kids work like elders

Main kya karoon bhole, bhole bam bhole ... jis devi ne madad ka vachan diya, ussi ne haath todhe

O Lord Shiva, what should I do ... the lady who promised to help me, she herself has broken my hand

Yeh car nahi, bekaar hai ... dhikaar hai

This is not a car, it is useless ... it is a waste

Tum toh jungle ke junglee janwar ki junglee chokri lagti ho

You look like a wild daughter of a wild animal of the jungle

Aankhon ne kar diya kaam tamaam ... kya hai aap ka shubh naam?

The eyes destroyed the work ... what is your good name?

Karz tumhara aur farz hamara?

The loan is yours and the responsibility is mine?

Arre kaka main toh kaka ban gaya

Oh uncle, I have become an uncle

Jab koi tumhe touch karta hai na ... toh main bahut touchy ho jaata hoon

When someone touches you ... then I become very touchy

Har ek vyakti ko apna jeevan saathi, apna khana aur apni sharaab chun'ne ka poora adhikaar hona chahiye

Every person should have the full right to select their life partner, their food, and their alcohol