Comedy Dialogues

Aachar ki botal mein kabhi murabba nahi rakhna chahiye

You should never keep sweet jam in a pickle bottle

Jab sharafat ke kapde utarte hai ... tab sabse zyada mazaa sharifon ko hi aata hai

When the clothes of honesty fall ... then the honest people enjoy the most

Public mereku Cherry Blossom Kalia ke naam se bulati ... tereko malum kyun? ... kyun ki mera dil boot polish se bhi kala

People call me by the name of Cherry Blossom Kalia ... do you know why? ... because my heart is more black than boot polish

Teri zindagi mein latke hue the itne angoor ... aur Roma tu pakad ke lai yeh langoor

Roma you had so many grapes hanging in your life ... and you've caught this monkey

Peeke hai kya?

Are you drunk?

Main tumhe Kashmir se baghakar, Jammu mein girakar, Delhi mein uthakar, Bhopal mein ghumakar, Madras mein nachakar, Kanyakumari mein thokar maarkar ... Lanka ke samundar mein phek doonga

I will make you run from Kashmir, make you fall in Jammu, lift you up in Delhi, turn you around in Bhopal, make you dance in Madras, kick you in Kanyakumari ... and will throw in the ocean of Lanka

Hasso mat ... aaj se tumhare rone ke din shuru ho gaye hai

Don't laugh ... from today the days of your crying start

Ab toh baat hi baat hai, har taraf chandni raat hai, khushiyon ki barsaat hai, tera aur Kavita ka zindagi bhar ka saath hai, teri aane waali baraat hai, sari jaidaad apne haath hai ... aye kabootar rone ki kya baat hai?

Now the time is good, everywhere there is moonlit night, it's raining happiness, you and Kavita will stay together for life, your wedding procession is going to come, the whole wealth is in our hands ... so why are you crying you pigeon?

America mein insaan phone itsamaal karte karte dead ho jaye ... lekin lines dead nahi hoti

In America a person will die using the phone lines ... but the lines will never die

Dushman jab haath se nikal jaata hai na ... toh poori raat chudiyon ki awaaz sunai deti hai

When an enemy escapes from the hands ... then the whole night you can hear the sound of bangles

Life mein teen cheezo ko kabhi underestimate nahi karna chahiye ... love, sex aur dokha

Never underestimate 3 things in life ... love, sex and betrayal

Abhe tu aadmi hai yah Google?

Are you a man or Google?

Jab baat apni maut ki aati hai na ... toh aadmi ke dimaag ki sari khidkiyan khul jaati hai

When it comes to your own death ... then all the windows of a persons mind open up

Ek lawyer se kabhi madad nahi mangni chahiye ... bad manners

You should never ask a lawyer for help ... bad manners

Pehle line mein honesty ... doosre line mein molesty

Honesty in the first line ... and molesty in the second line

Yeh Baba Sehgal ka zamane hai aur aap Saigal ke zamane ke lagte ho

This is the generation of Baba Sehgal and you look from the generation of Saigal

Kutta kitna bhi khatarnak ho jaaye ... sher ki nahi le paata

No matter how dangerous a dog gets ... he cannot take on a tiger

Ek aadmi ka kaam ... pachaas aadmi milke, table pe bahetke kharab karte hai na ... usko corporate bolte hai

When a single persons work ... is spoiled by 50 people together, sitting on a table ... that is called corporate

Main ladies log ke saath shopping nahi karta hai, pata hai kyun? ... bhav tol bahut karte hai

I don't shop with the ladies, you know why? ... they bargain a lot

Break-up ke dardiley dank se bachne ka ek hi upaai hai ... kabhi love ke jhoothe jaal mein padho hi mat ... if you won't hook-up, you won't break-up

There is only one way to protect yourself from the painful bite of break-up ... never fall in the false trap of love ... if you won't hook-up, you won't break-up