Comedy Dialogues

Apneya de samne gas chodke pyar badta hai

Love increases when you fart in front of your own people

Koyle ko kitna bhi sabun lagao ... woh kaala ka kaala hi rahega

No matter how much soap you apply to charcoal ... it remains black

Vyavastha mein kami kaam ke class ko gira deti hai ... aur hum class aur mass, dono ke liye kaam karte hai

Lack of arrangement degrades the class of the work being done ... and I work for the class and the mass as well

Once a Hyderabadi ... always a Hyderabadi

Once a Hyderabadi ... always a Hyderabadi

Tu kal bhi badtameez tha ... tu aaj bhi badtameez hai

You were mannerless yesterday ... and you are mannerless even today

Aurat ko aur saari ko sambhalna bahut mushkil kaam hai

It is a very difficult task to handle women and a saari

Mera ek hi toh record hai ... ki kahin pe bhi mera koi record nahi

I have only one record ... that I have no records anywhere

Butter utna hi lagao jitna kha paao ... aisa na ki butter lagao aur phisal jaao

Apply only that amount of butter what you can eat ... or else you'll slip in that butter itself

Maa behen ki izzat ki jaati hai ... na ke unke izzat ki maa behen

You should respect your mother and your sister ... you shouldn't destroy their honour

Shaadi ke baad ek gulab se biwi nahi maanti ... pyar, ishq aur mohabbat ka poora guldasta dena padta hai

After marriage a wife does not agree with a single rose ... you have to give a whole bouquet of love and romance

Agar hota koi bhai ka beta toh woh hum mein kehta chacha ... aur agar bhai hi na ho toh aaya kahan se yeh bhatija

If I had a brother who had a son then he would have called me uncle ... but since I don't have a brother then from where did this nephew come

Oh bewakoofo ki CEO

Hey you CEO of fools

Aap logon ko upar waale ne bheja toh bheja ... lekin bheje mein bheja hi nahi bheja

God has sent you guys ... but he has not given a brain in your minds

Abhe tera pichwada hai yah Vijayawada?

Is this your backside or Vijayawada?

Yeh fareban baaton ki machine gun ghumakar ... mere dil, dimaag aur gurde ka chindiyan bana diya

These cheaters spun the machine gun of talks ... and made pieces of my heart, brain and kidney

Oye kake Punjabi na toh chup chap aate hain, na hi chup chap jaate hain

Oh brother Punjabi's don't come quietly, neither do they go quietly

Hum mein apne gaal pe thappad ke dukh se zyada ... uske gaal pe pappi ka sukh tha

More than the sadness of the slap on my cheek ... I was happy about the kiss that I wanted to give on her cheek

Aaj tak maine ek hi insaan se pyar kara hai ... khud se ... par ab tum se bhi karoonga aur palang todh pyar karoonga

Till today I've only loved one person ... myself ... but now I will love you also and that to beyond limits

Hum baar baar tere dar pe aayenge ... aur ghanti bajake bhaag jayenge

I will come to your door multiple times ... and I will ring the bell and run away

Aapke daddy terrorist hai? ... varna aaisa sex bomb aur kaun bana sakta hai

Is your dad a terrorist? ... or else who can produce such a sex bomb