Comedy Dialogues

Opportunity hamesha mujhe poke, mail, spam aur like karti hai ... aur main darwaze pe khada uski khat-khat ki intezar karta raha

Opportunity always pokes, mails, spams and likes me ... but I was waiting on the door for it to knock

Teri dono life line khatam ho chuki hai ... ab teesri galati ki toh episode khatam

Both your life lines are over ... if you make the third mistake then the episode will be over

Arre sharam hai toh yaad kar apne vaade ... kutte, kamine, sovar ke pyaade

If you have any shame then remember your promises ... you're a dog, rascal and a pig

Yeh biwiyan mangalsutra pehente hi Kamasutra kyun bhool jati hai

Why do wives forget Kamasutra after wearing the wedding necklace

Banaya hai jisne tumko dekho usse kaise hum banate hai ... maa banane se pehle bhabhi usse hum banate hai

See how I fool the person who has made a fool of you ... I'll make her my sister-in-law before she becomes a mother

Joh kaam maine itni umar mein nahi kiya ... tune itni si umar mein kar liya?

The work that I haven't done in so many years ... you have done that in such a small age?

Sapne mein matka ... reality mein jhatka ... upar wale tu kahan laake patka

A pot in the dreams ... a jerk in reality ... oh god, where have you thrown me

Ek ball pe do chauke aur ek life do mauke kabhi nahi milte

You don't get, to hit two boundaries on one ball and two chances in one life

Upar waale ne yeh dil patthar ka banaya hai ... isse shock toh lag sakta hai, lekin kabhi stop nahi ho sakta

God has made my heart of stone ... it can take a shock, but it can never stop

Yeh duniya banane waala apni hi duniya mein aakar besahara ho gaya ... tu kis khet ki mooli hai?

Even the creator of this world became helpless when he came in this world ... then who the hell are you?

Isse pehle ke life aapko kha jaaye ... tum zindagi ko pee jao

Before life eats you ... you should drink life

I wanna BB you, mail you, tweet you, skype you ... aur agar tumne phir bhi jawaab nahi diya na ... I'll poke you

I wanna BB you, mail you, tweet you, skype you ... and if you still don't reply ... I'll poke you

(Kya hai aapki age?) - Main beete huye kal se ek din badi hoon ... aur aane wale kal se ek din choti hoon ... now you do the math

(What's your age?) - I'm one day elder than yesterday ... and one day younger than tomorrow ... now you do the math

Hum bahut bada sangeetkar, kalakar ... lekin aaj kal ekdum bekaar

I am a very big musician and artist ... but nowadays I am completely idle

Aaj ke baad dubara koi aaisi harkat ki na ... toh yeh haath khane ke layak toh kya ... dhone ke layak bhi nahi rahega

From now on if you do this again ... then your hands will not be capable for eating ... and neither for washing

Marriage with Om was like the 5 rings ... pehle engagement ring, phir wedding ring, then suffering, then enduring and finally torturing

Marriage with Om was like the 5 rings ... first engagement ring, then wedding ring, then suffering, then enduring and finally torturing

Dil ka door bada hona chahiye ... windows toh computer mein bhi hai

The door of the heart must be big ... since even computers have windows

Patri par chalti hai rail gaadi, Sivaji ko chuha toh ho jayegi dead body ... chote bache dekhte hai PoGo, Sivaji ko mat chedo gogo ... che ke baad aata hai saat, Sivaji dega sabko maat

A train runs on tracks, if you touch Sivaji then you will be a dead body ... small children watch PoGo (channel), don't tease Sivaji go from here ... after six comes seven, Sivaji will defeat you all

Pyar karne waalo ko bewakoof banana kitna aasaan hai

It is so easy to fool people in love

Tumhara pariwar hai ya mobile network ... jahan jaate hai wahan pahunch jaata hai

Your family is like the mobile network ... wherever we go, it's always there