Comedy Dialogues

Khoob phulegi phalegi beti Harparsad ki ... baap ne toh karke shaadi zindagi barbaad ki

The daughter of Harparsad will blossom and grow ... but the father has destroyed his life by getting married

Dilli ka aadha pollution toh aashiqon ke wajah se ho raha hai

Half the pollution in Delhi is due to lovers

Kissi ke ghar baar baar jaane se izzat kam ho jaati hai

You lose respect when you keep going to someones house

Rehna hai raho, jaana hai jao ... I don't give a crocodile's ass

Stay or leave, it's your wish ... I don't give a crocodile's ass

Tum aaise ulloo ke patthe ke saath kaise shaadi kar sakti ho?

How can you marry such a fool?

Main tere saath lagane ko tayaar hoon saat chakkar ... kyun ki mera dil bechain hai tere dil se lene ko takkar

I'm ready to take seven rounds with you (around the holy fire) ... because my heart is restless to clash with your heart

America bheja padhne ko ... alien bankar aa gaya

We sent him to America to study ... and he returned as an alien

Hindi filmon ka paikhana kuch is tarah hota hai ... ki koi bhi, kuch bhi, kabhi bhi kar sakta hai

A toilet in a Hindi film is such that ... anyone, anytime, can do anything

Hindustan mein jab tak aapki jeb mein paisa hai ... log poochte hai kaisa hai?

In India until you have money in your pocket ... people will ask how are you?

Aisa thappad padega na ... toh yeh sari filminess nikal jayegi

I will slap you ... and all this style of yours will come out

Jab uparwaale ne teir kismat mein nimboo diya hai ... toh beta, uska nimboo sharbat bana na

When God has given you a lemon in your destiny ... then my son, make lemon juice from it

Kya karen badi buri aadat hai hamari ... nark ke darwaaze ke samne khade hokar paap karte hai

What to do with this bad habit of mine ... I stand in front of the doors of hell and commit a sin

Tere ghar mein mere bachche khelenge ... lekin tujhe daddy kehkar pukarenge

My kids will play in your house ... but they will call you daddy

Jaya-ji ke baad ... bada vacuum aa gaya hai industry mein

After Jaya-ji ... there has been a big vacuum in the industry

Tu akela harami pehda nahin hua

You aren't the only scoundrel born

Bhoot bhoot ... inki maa ki

Ghost ghost ... to hell with you'll

Aaj tak hum log shareef nahi ho paaye ... yeh kya ghanta hoga!

Till today we haven't turned into good people ... what the hell will he be!

Ek baar joh biwi ke saamne jhuka ... samjho jhukta hi chala gaya

For once if you bow down before your wife ... then you will bow down forever

Abe jaldi bol ... picture khatam ho jayegi

Hey, say fast ... the movie will get over

Vakil do tarah ke hote hai ... ek woh joh kanoon janta hai ... aur doosra joh judge ko janta hai

There are two types of lawyers ... one who knows about the law ... and other who knows the judge