Comedy Dialogues

Suttebaazi na kare toh na kabhi bimaar ho ... ek toh paisa bache doosra badan tayaar ho

If you don't smoke then you will never get sick ... firstly you will save money and secondly you will have a strong body

Usne kaha ki karna mujhe phone ... humne kaha hum aapke hai kaun?

She asked to give her a phone call ... and I said who am I to you?

Aye ujhdi hui riyasat ke rajkumar

Hey you prince of a ruined kingdom

Is chaku se aaj tak kaddu, tinde aur tamatar katte aaye hain ... lekin aaj, aaj main katunga

Till today there have been pumpkin, gourd, and tomatoes cut from this knife ... but today, today I will be cut

Chor jab maal pakadta hai, toh usse tijori thodi yaad rehti hai?

When a thief steals, he doesn't care about the locker?

Dimaag aur parachute same to same ... khula toh great varna dead

Mind and parachute are the same ... it's great if they open up or else you're dead

Bahut khoobsurat hai ... yaar matlab Katrina Kaif fail hai

She is very beautiful ... meaning Katrina Kaif is nothing near her

Jin logon ki zindagi gaali ho na ... woh bhajan nahi gaya karte

People whose life is a curse ... they don't sing carols

Oh meri jumma kitna tarsayegi de de chumma

Oh my sweetheart how much will you trouble me for a kiss

Mera dil bada hai ... I have expanded my heart

I have a big heart ... I have expanded my heart

Bekaar aadmi kuch kiya kar ... kapde udherkar siya kar

Hey useless person, please do something ... tear the clothes and stitch them again

Lambi hai taangein, mast hai chaal ... Brahmi Amla Kesh Tel ke lambe lambe baal ... gaal hai laal, ladki hai malamaal ... uff, uspe uske goggle ki mazboot hai dhaal

Long legs, gorgeous walking style ... long hair that uses Brahmi Amla Kesh Oil ... red cheeks, rich girl ... oh my, on top of that these stylish goggles

Tumhari bakwaas sunne ke saath saath ... mujhe business bhi chalana hai

Along with listening to your rubbish ... I also have to run the business

Apni kalayi mein achchi ghadi bandhane ka yeh matlab nahi hota ki tumhara achcha waqt aa gaya hai

Just by wearing a nice watch on your wrist doesn't mean that your good time has come along

Miya biwi ke romance ko censor board bhi nahi kaat sakta

Even the censor board cannot cut the romance between a husband and a wife

Jab hamari tarah pachpan ke ho jaoge ... toh aaisa bachpan ka sawaal nahi karoge

When you turn 55 years old as me ... then you won't ask such a childish question

Bangkok waala character hoke Haridwar waala feel mat de

Being a character from Bangkok don't show as if you're from Haridwar

Ek mahine se toh hai sookha, na jaane kahan saavan ki chhadi hai ... andar khatiya padi hai, bahar khatiya khadi hai

I have been dry since a month, I don't know where is the stick of rain ... inside there is a bed, and outside I'm in trouble

Gunaah karneka lekin pakde nahi janeka ... pakda gaya toh gunaahgar ... nahi pakda gaya toh sahukar

Commit a crime, but don't get caught ... if you get caught then you are a culprit ... and if you don't get caught then you are a rich person

Chindi choron ka adda ho gaya gaali yeh ... pinde ke meri!

This street has become a compound of cheap robbers ... bloody hell!