Comedy Dialogues

Ishq kare koi kisi se hum mein kya harz hai bhai ... nuksaan joh hamara hoga kaun karega bharpai

Why would I be bothered if people are in love ... but if I'm at loss then who will pay for it

Girlfriend na sahi ... feel hi dede

You ain't my girlfriend ... but just give me the feel of it

Yeh raat ko teen se paanch ka joh waqt hota hai na ... woh bilkul Kumbhkaran ka time hota hai

The time between three and five in the night ... is exactly like Kumbhkaran (very sleepy) time

Bina izzat ki bhaigiri ... matlab bina Meena Kumari ke Pakeezah

Bullying without respect ... is like the movie Pakeezah without Meena Kumari

Patni ka gawaar hona pati ke liye bhagwan ki dein hoti hai

An uneducated wife is a God's gift for the husband

Saali chalti phirti cocaine hai ... cocaine

Bloody she is walking moving cocaine ... cocaine

Do saal mein, chaubees mahino mein, 104 hafton mein, 102 hafte rulaya hai isne ... ek hafta per saal ki khushi ka average kaunsi relationship mein hota hai

Out of 2 years, out of 24 months, out of 104 weeks, she has made you cry 102 weeks ... which relationship has the happiness average of one week per year

Auraton ki na izzat kiya kar ... varna goliyan phod doonga aur bandook todh doonga

Respect women ... or else I will smash your bullets and break your gun

Wahan itni thand hoti hai, itni thand hoti hai ... ki gaye na doodh nahi, seedha ice cream de deti hai

It's so cold there, so cold ... that cows instead of giving milk, they straight give ice cream

Har koi subah nikalta hai soochke ki aaj kuch achcha hoga ... raat tak bas booch achcha beheta hai

Everyone leaves in the morning thinking something good will happen today ... but till the night they only get screwed in a good way

Tu do baar BA karega na ... phir bhi BABA nahi ban sakta

Even if you do BA (Bachelor of Arts) twice ... then also you won't become a BABA (saint)

Chaudry's plus Kapoor's equals to Chapoors

Chaudry's plus Kapoor's equals to Chapoors

Chalo chalo chalo, jaldi se crore ko pati se alag kardo

Go go go, lets quickly separate the money from the husband

Agar tu mere samne aaya na ... toh gobar mein jhadu dubo dubokar peeton tujhe

If you come in front in me ... then I'll dip the broom in cow dung and beat you with it

Kya tum chahati ho ki main chahun ki yeh hamari pehli date ho?

Do you want that I should want that this be our first date?

Aaj ke zamaane mein sher sirf do hi jagah hifazat se reh sakte hai ... ek circus mein aur doosra chidiya ghar mein

In today's age a tiger can live safely only in two places ... one in a circus and other in a zoo

Tumko yaad kar karke haath dukh gaya hamara

My hand has started to pain remembering you

Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai

He is bug from a nasty gutter

Aaj maut ka vyapaari ... zindagi ka chaukidaar ban gaya

Today the trader of death ... has become the watchman of life

Tum jaisi biwiyan old case ho jaati na ... toh itna bhadakne lagti ... showcase mein rakhne layak nahi rehti

When wife's like you become an old case ... then they get so angry that ... they don't even remain in a condition to be kept in the showcase