Comedy Dialogues

Idhar ameeron ke liye na ... ladki ek cheez hai aur gareeb ek joke ... gareebon ko saala rehne ke liye kholi nahi milti ... udhar ameeron ke teen teen duplex flats khali pade rehte hai ... kyun ki woh yede foreign mein jaake rehte hai

For the rich people here ... a girl is a thing and a poor person is a joke ... the poor doesn't get a small hut to live in ... and the rich people have 3 or more empty duplex flats ... because those fools live abroad

Mujhe mithaai khane ka nahi ... sirf dekhne ka shaunk hai

I don't like to eat sweets ... I only like to see them

Imaandari aaj kal sirf bewakoof logon ke paas hi bachi hai

Nowadays honesty is only left with foolish people

Zindagi ka mazaa toh khatte mein hi hai

The fun of life is in sour taste only

Aage aike ghumavat hai ... ab aa, aa, aa

You're coming forward and swinging ... now come, come, come

Yeh ladkiyan nahi ... yeh toh vanilla ice cream hai

These aren't girls ... they are vanilla ice cream

Dost mujhe Majnu bulate hai

Friends call me Majnu (lover)

Yeh ball ko hole mein dalta hai ... main life ko hole mein dalta hoon

He puts the ball in a hole ... I put the life in a hole

Shaadi ke saath na sirf engagement ring aur wedding ring aate hai ... balki ek aur ring bhi aata hai ... suffering

With marriage you not only get engagement ring and wedding ring ... but there is one more ring that you get ... suffering

Kab tak bolo chupi rahogi oh meri Asha ... maine padh li aaj tumhare naino ki basha

Asha tell me until when will you hide ... today I've read the language of your eyes

Shaadi karne ka sirf ek hi faiyda hai ... ki agar aadmi markar narak mein bhi jaaye ... toh lagta hai swarg mein aa gaya

There is only one advantage of getting married ... that even if a person goes to hell after dying ... then it feels like heaven

Abbe guchcha toot raha hai ladkiyon ka tere pe ... guchcha

A bunch of girls are falling for you ... a bunch of them

Ghar saaf sutra ho, toh mann bhi khush rehta hai

If your home is clean, then your heart also stays happy

Khush naseeb hote hai woh bete jinke ghar mein aaisa baap pehda hota hai

Lucky are those sons who have a father like that born in their house

Tum itna joh musruka rahe ho ... kitna kameenapan chupa rahe ho

You have such a big smile on your face ... but you are hiding so much evilness behind it

Puttar, puttar, puttar ... now you give me uttar

Son, son, son ... now you give me the answer

Is matlabi duniya mein agar koi bematlab ki baat bol jaaye ... toh us betmatlabi baat ka bhi bahut bada matlab hota hai ... aur tum jaise matlabi insaan ke saath rehne ka yeh matlab hai ki ... saari duniya ka matlab samajh mein aa jaata hai

If someone says something useless in this selfish world ... then even those useless words have a very useful meaning ... and the meaning of living with selfish people like you is that ... it teaches you the meaning of the entire world

Waise toh Amol Palekar ki tarah rehte hai aur do lagate hi Amitabh Bachchan ho jaate hai

Usually he behaves like Amol Palekar but after drinking two pegs he turns into Amitabh Bachchan

Yam hai hum ... hum hai Yam!

God of death is me ... I am the God of death!

Sachchai recipes ki tarah hoti hai ... kuch batane mein mazaa hai, kuch chupane mein

Truth is like recipes ... there is some fun in disclosing it, and some fun in hiding it