Comedy Dialogues

Galati se galati ho gayi

By mistake this mistake happened

Yeh Teja Teja kya hai ... yeh Teja Teja

What is this Teja Teja ... this Teja Teja

Aapka suputra bahut samajhdar hai ... yeh maana ki teekhi dhaar hai, magar zara dildar hai

Your son is very sensible ... I agree that he is a bit rude, but he is slightly beloved as well

Ration par bhashan bahut hai ... lekin bhashan par ration koi nahi

There are a lot of lectures on ration ... but there is no ration on listening to a lecture

Hum hai police ki naak ke baal, insaaf ki dhaal, havaldar Bankelal ... chal do rupai nikaal

I'm a hair from police's nose, an armour of justice, I'm Sergeant Bankelal ... now come on give me two rupees

Marne se pehle mere baal dye kara dena, I want to die young

Before dying you guys dye my hair, I want to die young

Liver kidney thoda bahut kharab ho sakta hai ... lekin yeh dil kamaal ka hai

My liver and kidney may be a little defective ... but my heart is wonderful

Kya mukhda hai, kya aankhen hai, kya hooth hai ... aaisa lagta hai ki upar waale ne sare staff ko chutti dekar ... apne haathon se usse banaya hai

What a face, what eyes, what lips she has ... it seems as if god has given all his staff time off ... and made her with his own hands

Insaano ka kabhi bharosa nahi karna chahiye

You should never trust humans

Mujhe tum logon ko chance deke ... chance nahi lena hai

I don't want to take a chance ... by giving you guys a chance

Jaise bajhti hai ghanti ... vaise hai meri pyari pyari aunty

The way a bell rings ... just like that my aunt is sweet

Main bolonga toh bologi ki bolta hai

If I say then you'll say that I'm talking

Dil tootne ka ek side effect yeh bhi hota hai ... ki bill bhi choot jaate hai

One side effect of a heart break is also that ... even the bills get left behind

A drunk guy is a liability and a drunk girlfriend is an asset

A drunk guy is a liability and a drunk girlfriend is an asset

Piyo toh hadh kardo ... varna program radh kardo

If you're drinking then cross the limits ... or else just cancel the program

Rahul, naam toh yaad rahega na?

Rahul, will you remember my name?

Woh na pichle janam mein sudhra tha, na is janam mein sudhra hai, na agle janam mein sudhrega

He did not improve in his last life, he has not improved in this life, and he will not improve in his next life

Har computer ki wahich kahani ... kahin porn star toh kahin sapnon ki rani

Every computer has the same story ... somewhere there is a porn star and somewhere there is a queen of dreams

Mard ke sar ke baal white ho sakte hai, lekin dil ke nahi

A man's hair on his head can turn white, but not the hair on his heart

Bekarari hadh se badh jaye usse sada kehte hai ... aur vaada karke derr se aane ko ada kehte hai

When excitement rises above the limit it is called forever ... and making a promise and coming late is called style