Comedy Dialogues

Logon ko intezaar karvane ke baad mehfil mein jao toh taaliyon se swagat hota hai ... waqt se pehle pahunch jao toh khud taali baja bajakar aane waale ka swagat karna padta hai

If you make people wait and then enter the party then you are welcomed with an applause ... and if you reach before time then you have to applaud and welcome the people coming

Shayaron ki mehfil mein jaate hai toh shayar ho jaate hai ... aur koi apne se tagda mil jaye toh kayar ho jaate hai ... zindagi ki gadi mein fit kardo toh tyre ho jaate hai ... aur agar bandook mein fit kardo toh fire ho jaate hai

When we go in a party of poets then we become a poet ... and if we get someone stronger than us then we become cowards ... if you fit us in the car of life then we become tyres ... and if you fit us in a gun then we get fired

Chamche ho, dhundle mein bhi saaf nazar aa rahe ho ... ab yeh clear karo ke teaspoon ho ya tablespoon

You're a flatterer, and I can see that very clearly even in this haze ... now just clear whether you're a teaspoon or a tablespoon

Saala, rakh diya toh bhi baat karta hai

Bloody I put him down, but he is still talking

Pyar mein aur photograph mein koi farak nahi hai ... dono andhere mein develop hote hai

There is no difference between love and photographs ... they both develop in darkness

Dhamki aur challenge toh darpok log dete hai

Cowards give a warning and a challenge

Aashirwad toh bade aadmi dete hai ... hum toh sirf rai de sakte hai

Big people give blessings ... I can only give an opinion

Galat baat ko kis tarah lena chahiye ... yeh hamare khandan ke bachchon ko doodh mein pilaya jaata hai

How do you deal with the wrong thing ... the kids in our family are given that lesson mixed with milk

Mujhe susu aayi hai

I need to pee

Jitna bada jism diya hai ... utna bada dil bhi diya hai

The way you have a big body ... you also have a big heart

Wife working ... husband jerking

Wife working ... husband jerking

Ye mauka haath se mat jaane dena ... jhappi maar ke pappi le lena

Don't let this opportunity go by ... hug her and take a kiss

Jab tak machli khud ba khud kaante ki nazdeek na aaye ... kaanta machli toh kya, ek machchar bhi nahi maar sakta

Until the fish comes near the hook ... the hook can't even kill a fly, let go a fish

Itte Itte toh cupan the yaaron!

The cups were so small my friends!

Rishteydari ki keemat toh chukani hi padti hai is desh mein

One has to pay the price of relations in this country

Main yahan teen mahine se doodh ke glass aur petticoat ke naade ke sapne dekh raha hoon ... aur laundiya ne tere naam ka Karva Chauth vrat rakha hai

I have been dreaming here for 3 months about the glass of milk and the string of the petticoat ... and the girl has kept the fast of Karva Chauth under your name

Bhai, apun jhoot nahin bolega ... par tum toh bol sakta hai na

Brother, I won't lie ... but you can

Assi tussi piyange lassi

You and I shall drink buttermilk

Agar main fail ho gayi toh mujhe hi taye pe talogi tum

If I fail then you will fry me in the pan

Nalayak, adharmi, durachari, mamachari, bhrashtachari, bol sorry!

Useless, unholy, amoral, waste, corrupt, say sorry!