Comedy Dialogues

Ghar ka bhedi lanka dhaye ... fashion designer nanga nahaye ... Jayasuriya Sri Lanka jaye

A family member ruins his own house ... a fashion designer bathes nude ... and Jayasuriya goes to Sri Lanka

Sabke saamne apahij hone ka raag ... aur asal mein bhaag Milkha bhaag

You pretend to be crippled in front of everyone ... and in reality you run like Milkha Singh

Badi lakdi mat utha kuptaan!

Captain, don't try to do big things!

Buddhoo samajhke karta hai meri maskari ... gusse mein aaonga toh kar donga teri kir-kiri

You're teasing me thinking I'm a fool ... but if I get angry then I'll beat you up

Tere spaghetti jaise ghane lambe baal ... olives jaisi kaali kaali, actually not so kaali kaali aankhen ... baby corn jaisi nukeeli naak ... cherry tomatoes jaise laal laal gaal ... sliced bell pepper se bane honth ... jalapeno si teekhi zubaan ... chalti phirti pasta dish ho

You have dense black hair like spaghetti ... black eyes like olives, actually not completely black ... sharp nose like baby corn ... red cheeks like cherry tomatoes ... lips made from sliced bell pepper ... spicy tongue like jalapeno ... you're a walking pasta dish

Film mein location hi location hai, situation hai hi nahi ... film mein star hi star hai, story hai hi nahi ... film mein action hi action hai, bomb hi bomb hai ... sex aur comedy kam hai

There are only locations in the film, not a situation ... there are only stars in the film, not a story ... there is only action and bombs in the film ... and hardly any sex and comedy

Emotion ke loose motion lag gaye hai

Your emotions are having a loose motion

Ladki khoobsurat ho aur Scooty par ho toh pyar ho jaata hai ... aur jab ladki badsurat ho aur Mercedes mein ho toh pyar jhak marke karna hi padta hai

If the girl is beautiful and on a Scooty (moped) then you'll fall in love ... and if the girl is ugly and in a Mercedes then you'll have to fall in love

Dil ke chaalon ko koi shayari kahe toh parwah nahi ... takleef toh tab hoti hai jab koi wah wah wah karta hai

I don't care when someone calls the heart sores as poetry ... but it bothers when they praise it

Utamamm dadh-dhadhatt paadham ... madhyam paadham thuchuk thuchuk ... khanishtham thud-thudiya paadham ... sur-suriya pran ghatkam

A loud fart is respectable ... a medium fart is tolerable ... a slight fart is fearful ... a silent fart is unbearable

Na tera koi dharam hai, na tera koi karam hai ... tu bada besharam hai

You have no faith, no generosity ... you're very shameless

Jab tak tum hum mein apna nahi manogi hum yunhi aadhi raat ko aate rahenge ... hum tumhare dil par apne pyar ka chewing gum chipkakar rahenge ... prem patra ke patthar maarte rahenge

Until you make me yours I'll keep coming like this in the middle of the night ... I'll stick the chewing gum of my love on your heart ... I'll keep hitting you with a stone wrapped around a love letter

Is baar stage pe na laye angaar ... toh sochna hum sab bangaar

If this time we don't get fire on the stage ... then consider us useless

Joh log social nahi hote woh social networking sites pe hote hai

People who are not social are found on social networking sites

Tumhara pishaab, pishaab nahi tsunami hai ... full beh jayega

Your urine is not urine, it's a tsunami ... it will flow completely

Khane ka shaunk aapko bhi hai, khane ka shaunk mujhe bhi hai ... ghumne ka shaunk aapko bhi hai, ghumne ka shaunk mujhe bhi hai ... gappe ladane ka shaunk aapko bhi hai, gappe ladane ka shaunk mujhe bhi hai ... aur sabse zyada important baat yeh hai ... ki hasne ka shaunk aapko bhi hai aur hasne ka shaunk mujhe bhi hai

You love to eat and I love to eat also ... you love to go around and I love to go around also ... you love to talk and I love to talk also ... and the most important thing is that ... you love to laugh and I love to laugh also

Mere kanne chakku hai!

I have a knife with me!

Har khothe jaise dikhne waali cheez khothi nahi hoti ... aur har bhook ka ilaaj roti nahi hoti

Everything that looks useless is not useless ... and every hunger is not satisfied with food

Hum khoon bahaye, tum aasoon bahao ... saali aashiqui na ho gayi ... laathi charge ho gaya

I am shedding blood and you're shedding tears ... bloody this is not love ... it is more like a baton charge

Every Sunday is not a day

Every day is not a Sunday