Government Dialogues

Main un cheezon ki smuggling karta hoon, jinki ijaazat sarkar nahi deti ... un cheezon ki nahi, jinki ijaazat zameer nahi deta

I smuggle things, that the government does not permit ... not of those, that conscience does not permit

Yeh shaadi, shaadi nahi balki gathbandhan ki aaisi mili jhuli sarkar hai joh lambi chal hi nahi sakti ... aaisi sadi hui Hindi picture hai joh teen ghante se chal rahi hai, khatam hi nahi hoti, chale ja rahi hai, chale ja rahi hai, chale ja rahi hai ... aaisa cricket ka match hai jis mein har over ke baad baarish ho rahi hai ... aaisi khatara gaadi hai jiska brake fail ho chuka hai, lekin bazar mein idhar udhar jaake logon ko thok rahi hai

This marriage is not a marriage, instead it's a government formed by a union which cannot last long ... it's a boring Hindi movie which is going on and on and on since 3 hours, without ending ... it's a cricket match in which it's raining after every over ... it's a broken car whose brakes have failed, but it's going here and there in the market and crashing into people

Sarkar ek system hai jisme janta bhi ek hissa hai

Government is one system within which people are one part

Wheelon mein gadi ki hawa kam ho jane par ... gadi ko dhakka maarkar chala rahe ho tum toh zinda ho tum ... drink and drive mein pakde jaane ke baad ... police ki maar khane se bach rahe ho toh zinda ho tum ... sarkar chale na chale ... apni car chala rahe ho toh zinda ho tum

When the air in the tires of a car goes low ... and if you are still pushing and driving that car then you're alive ... after being caught for drink & drive ... and if you are trying to escape from the police beating then you're alive ... no matter if the government runs or not ... and if you are driving your car then you're alive

Dhan ko, hukumat ko mutthi mein rakhkar raj karne waale ameeron ko agar khatam kar diya jaye ... toh is duniya se ameeri aur gareebi ka farak hamesha hamesha ke liye khatam ho jayega

If you kill the rich people who rule by keeping money and government in their hand ... then the difference between the rich and the poor will end forever from this world

Sarkari naukar ke liye tohfa rishwat hoti hai

A gift for a government employee is like a bribe

Inka dil hai chota, badi hai gaadi ... aur dhanda poora sarkari

His heart is small, his car is big ... and his business is all connected with the government

Chahe suraj thanda ho jaye ... chahe murgi anda ho jaye ... chahe sarkari karamchari rishwat khake mooh khol de ... chahe bhagwan khud is office mein aake kyun na bol de ... hum Mussaddilal ko zinda nahi manenge

Even if the sun becomes cold ... even if the chicken becomes the egg ... even if a government officer takes bribe and opens his mouth ... even if god himself comes to this office and says ... we won't consider Mussaddilal alive

Shudh shakahari, dal bhaat tarkaari ... sab maal sarkari

It's pure vegeterian, lentil soup and rice ... and it everything belongs to the government

Faanoos banke jiski hifaazat sarkar kare ... woh mantri kyun mare, jiska ilaaj poora aspataal kare

One who gets protection like a lamp from the government ... why will that minister die, who gets care from the whole hospital

Har ek student government officer nahi banta ... lekin har government officer student zaroor hota hai

Every student doesn't become a government officer ... but every government officer was definitely a student

Tu sarkar aur janta ko lootta hai ... aur main tujh jaise looteron ko

You steal from the government and people ... and I steal from stealers like you

Sarkari departments ne aam aadmi ki zindagi newspaper jaisi bana di hai ... subah kamot pe palatne se shuru hoti hai aur raat tak raddi banke kisi kone mein padhi milti hai

The government departments have made the life of a common man like a newspaper ... the morning starts with turning on the toilet seat and by night it is found somewhere in the corner as scrap

Sarkar badalte hi netao ko afsaro ka tabaadla karne ki purani bimari hai

Whenever the government changes it is an old habit of the politicians to transfer the officers

Delhi jeetne se zyada mushkil hota hai kisi ka dil jeetna

It's more difficult to win over someone's heart rather than winning over Delhi (the government)

Yeh democracy nahi ... dum ghootne waali cracy hai

This ain't democracy ... this is a form of government which will suffocate us

The power of people is always stronger than the people in power

The power of people is always stronger than the people in power

Tum police khareed sakte ho kuch hadh tak ... malum hai yahan neta bikau hai, hukumat ki machiney bikau hai kuch hadh tak ... tum kanoon aur insaaf tak ko khareed sakte ho kuch hadh tak ... lekin yaad rakhna woh hadh mujhpar aakar khatam ho jaati hai ... tum sab kuch khareed sakte ho lekin ek sache imaandar police officer ki imaandari nahi khareed sakte

You can buy the police till a certain limit ... I also know that here politicians and the machines of government can be bought till a certain limit ... you can buy the law and justice till a certain limit ... but remember that limit ends when it comes to me ... you can buy everything but not the honesty of a true and honest police officer

Apni zindagi toh aaise chal rahi hai jaise ee desh ko tohri sarkar ... bina engine ke handle, upar se scandal pe scandal

My life is going on just like your government for this country ... it's a handle without an engine, and on top of that there are many scandals

Hamare desh mein chahe peene ka pani, bijli, gutter, sadak, sarkari busen, safai, sachai, salika aur samay ki keemat kuch na ho ... par businessmen zaroor hai

Our country may not have drinking water, electricity, gutters, roads, government buses, cleanliness, honesty, manners and the value of time ... but still we have businessmen