Government Dialogues

Aaj kal maara hua purse, sarkari aspatal mein nurse, logon mein imaandari, ladki kunwari, naukri sarkari ... kahan milti hai bhai

These days a stolen purse, a nurse in a government hospital, honesty in people, a bachelorette and a government job ... are very hard to find

Shashtri ji ne humein naara diya hai ... jai jawaan jai kisaan ... aur is sarkar ka naara kya hai ... jai shaitaan jai haivaan

Mr. Lal Bahadur Shastri gave us a slogan ... hail the soldiers and hail the farmers ... and the slogan of this government is ... hail the devil and hail the monster

Cocaine ... yeh safed aur masoom dikhne waala powder, sirf naujawaan logon ko hi maut ke mooh tak nahi pahunchata ... balki is mein itna dum hai ... ki yeh kisi desh ki sarkar ko gira bhi sakta hai aur sarkar bana bhi sakta hai

Cocaine ... this innocent looking white powder, not only does take young people to the mouth of death ... but it also has the power ... to topple the government of any country and also to create one

Do type ke leader hote hai ... ek woh joh sarkar girakar khush hote hai ... doosre woh joh sarkar banakar khush hote hai

There are two types of leaders ... one who get happy when the government falls ... and the other who get happy when the government is formed

Heroine ki zindagi is like an elected government ... paanch saal tak party ... uske baad support

The life of a heroine is like an elected government ... party for 5 years ... after that support

Yeh Dilli ki parliament nahin hai, hamari parliament hai ... yahan wahi aadmi bolega, jise hum sawaal poochenge

This is not Delhi's parliament, this is my parliament ... here only that person will speak, whom I ask the question

Jahan sau log milke aapki zindagi barbaad karte hai ... woh hai shaadi ... lekin jahan ek crore log milke sare desh ko barbaad karte hai ... woh hai corrupt sarkar

When 100 people get together and destroy your life ... that's called a marriage ... but where 1 crore people get together and destroy a country ... that's called a corrupt government

Abe chai mangi thi, parliament se ayegi kya?

I had asked for tea, is it coming from the parliament or what?

Mere hisaab se do hi loktantra hai ... ek woh jis mein sehna hai, chup rehna hai ... ya woh jis mein sehna nahi hai, kehna hai

According to me there are two types of democracy ... one in which you bear the pain and keep quiet ... and other in which you don't bear the pain, and instead speak

Sarkarein challenges se nahi ... chabuk se chalti hai

Governments don't run on challenges ... they run on whips

Force se zyada, joh log force mein hai woh important hote hai ... aur hamara system hamesha joh log is kaam ke liye bane hai, unko nazar andaz karke ... un logon pe kaam saunpte hai, joh us kaam ke maaine bhi nahi jante

More than the force itself, the people who are in the force are important ... and our system always ignores the people who are made for that kind of work ... and it gives the responsibility of that work to those people, who don't even understand the value of that work

Roothi huyi girlfriend lautke aa sakti hai ... gayi huyi sarkar vapas aa sakti hai ... lekin gaye huye baal vapas nahi aate guru

An upset girlfriend can return ... a lost government can return ... but the hair once lost can never return

Mera kaam tumhe sarkari mehmaan banana hai

My work is to make you a guest of the government

Aaj main sarkar nahi ... super sarkar hai

Today I am not the government ... I am the super government

Sarkar ke paas bahut paisa hai, hathyar hai, logan hai ... hamare paas sirf junoon hai

The government has a lot of money, weapons, people ... but we only have passion

Main sarkari afsar hoon ... farz mera dharm hai

I am a government officer ... duty is my religion

Hamara Constitution karam pradhaan hai ... dharam pradhaan nahi

Our Constitution is based on deeds ... it is not based on religion

Arrey oh Sambha ... kitna inaam rakhe hai sarkar ham par?

Hey Sambha ... how much price money has the government kept on me?

Tu toh sarkari naukri ki tarah ho gaya hai ... badi mushkil se milta hai ... woh bhi kismat waalon ko

You have become like a government job ... you've become hard to be found ... and only lucky people find you

Duniya mein abhi tak kisi government ne aaise note nahi banaye ... joh ek baap se uske bete ko khareed le

No government in this world has made such notes ... which can buy a son from his father