Police Dialogues

Inspector ... giraftaar karlo issey

Officer ... arrest him

Hafta lete lete police waalon ki ungliyan itni ghis gayi hai ... ki unmein na hathkadi lagane ki taqat hai aur na trigger dabane ki

By taking bribes the fingers of police have worn out so much that ... they don't have the strength to tie handcuffs and neither to press the trigger

Police waale jahan se sochna band kar dete hai ... Babu wahan se sochna shuru karta hai

From where the policemen stop thinking ... Babu starts to think from there

Mereko damaad thoda hatke chahiye ... aaisa jisko dekh ke public sadak pe se hat jave ... police station se police hat jave ... aur mahulle mein se bade se bada gunda phut jave

I need an unique son-in-law ... as in seeing whom the public moves away from the road ... the police moves away from the police station ... and the biggest goon of the locality runs away

Mere pass police hai, power hai, paisa hai ... tere pass kya hai?

I have police, power, money ... what do you have?

Jab ek policeman khada ho jaata hai ... toh sau chor chup jaate hai

When one policeman stands up ... then 100 thieves go into hiding

Mera naam hai Inspector Natwarlal Bhinde ... khata hoon che-che ande ... aur choron ko maarta hoon lambe chaude dande

My name is Inspector Natwarlal Bhinde ... I eat six eggs ... and I beat the thieves with big sticks

Saale in logon ko diesel phukat mein milta hai kya ... poore department ki gaadiyaan mere peeche pari hai

Bloody do these people get diesel for free or what ... all the cars of the department are running behind me

Aap police officer nahin ... foolish officer

You are not a police officer ... foolish officer

Yeh khaki vardi peheneke sirf do hi matlab hai ... ya toh zulm ko khaak mein mila do ... ya shaheed hokar khud khaak mein mil jao

Wearing this police uniform means only two things ... either crush cruelty into the soil ... or else become a martyr and get mixed into the soil

Police walon ko sirf do log pehchaan sakte hai ... ek toh khud police wale ... doosra chor

Only two types of people can recognize police officers ... one police officers themselves ... and second criminals

Sache police ki ya toh maut hoti hai ... ya toh suspend kiya jaata hai

A real policeman either dies ... or he gets suspended

Hamare haathon arrest hone waale ... bail nahi maangte

Those who get arrested by me ... don't ask for bail

Gunahghar us waqt tak mashoor rehta hai jab tak police dheel deti hai ... lekin jab police kanoon ki rassi kheenchti hai toh bade bade mujrimon ke gale mein phasi ka phanda hota hai

A criminal remains famous until the police let's him lose ... but when the police pulls the rope of law then even the biggest of the criminals have gallows around their neck

Chup rehna har mulzim ka haq hai ... par chup rehna kisi bhi desh ki police ko achcha nahi lagta

It is the right of every criminal to remain quiet ... but police of no country likes silence

Kapdon se izzatdar ... karamon se kaatilon ke pehredar ... police station chaloge mere sarkar?

You're respectful by the clothes you wear ... you're a guard of killers by deeds ... Sir will you come to the police station?

Hum police waale jis din yeh vardi pehen lete hai na ... us hi din se police waalon aur maut ka rishta kuch aas paas ka hi ho jaata hai

The day we police officers wear this uniform ... from that day itself the relationship between a police officer and death becomes very close to each other

Is shehar mein har police waale ka aurat apna mard ka lambi umar ke liye Karva Chauth ka nahi ... Babban ka vrat rakhta hai

Every policeman's wife in this city doesn't keep the Karva Chauth (auspicious) fast for the long life of her husband ... but infact she keep a fast in the name of Babban

Don ka intezaar toh gyarah mulkon ki police kar rahi hai

Police from eleven countries are also waiting for Don

Samaaj ko police waisi hi milti hai jaisa ki samaaj khud hota hai

The society gets the police exactly the way the society is