Police Dialogues

Police waale jahan se sochna band kar dete hai ... Babu wahan se sochna shuru karta hai

From where the policemen stop thinking ... Babu starts to think from there

Police ki maar ki baat hi hai nirali ... goonga bhi gaye qawali

The beating of police is very strange ... it makes even a mute person sing songs

Is shehar mein har police waale ka aurat apna mard ka lambi umar ke liye Karva Chauth ka nahi ... Babban ka vrat rakhta hai

Every policeman's wife in this city doesn't keep the Karva Chauth (auspicious) fast for the long life of her husband ... but infact she keep a fast in the name of Babban

Mereko damaad thoda hatke chahiye ... aaisa jisko dekh ke public sadak pe se hat jave ... police station se police hat jave ... aur mahulle mein se bade se bada gunda phut jave

I need an unique son-in-law ... as in seeing whom the public moves away from the road ... the police moves away from the police station ... and the biggest goon of the locality runs away

Saale in logon ko diesel phukat mein milta hai kya ... poore department ki gaadiyaan mere peeche pari hai

Bloody do these people get diesel for free or what ... all the cars of the department are running behind me

Mera naam hai Inspector Natwarlal Bhinde ... khata hoon che-che ande ... aur choron ko maarta hoon lambe chaude dande

My name is Inspector Natwarlal Bhinde ... I eat six eggs ... and I beat the thieves with big sticks

Yeh khaki vardi peheneke sirf do hi matlab hai ... ya toh zulm ko khaak mein mila do ... ya shaheed hokar khud khaak mein mil jao

Wearing this police uniform means only two things ... either crush cruelty into the soil ... or else become a martyr and get mixed into the soil

Mere pass police hai, power hai, paisa hai ... tere pass kya hai?

I have police, power, money ... what do you have?

Hamare haathon arrest hone waale ... bail nahi maangte

Those who get arrested by me ... don't ask for bail

Police walon ko sirf do log pehchaan sakte hai ... ek toh khud police wale ... doosra chor

Only two types of people can recognize police officers ... one police officers themselves ... and second criminals

Jab ek policeman khada ho jaata hai ... toh sau chor chup jaate hai

When one policeman stands up ... then 100 thieves go into hiding

Inspector ... giraftaar karlo issey

Officer ... arrest him

Sache police ki ya toh maut hoti hai ... ya toh suspend kiya jaata hai

A real policeman either dies ... or he gets suspended

Chup rehna har mulzim ka haq hai ... par chup rehna kisi bhi desh ki police ko achcha nahi lagta

It is the right of every criminal to remain quiet ... but police of no country likes silence

Aap police officer nahin ... foolish officer

You are not a police officer ... foolish officer

Ho aap vardi waale ... par aapke tevar hai gundo waale

You're a police officer ... but your attitude is like that of a goon

Kapdon se izzatdar ... karamon se kaatilon ke pehredar ... police station chaloge mere sarkar?

You're respectful by the clothes you wear ... you're a guard of killers by deeds ... Sir will you come to the police station?

Samaaj ko police waisi hi milti hai jaisa ki samaaj khud hota hai

The society gets the police exactly the way the society is

Khaaki rang hai yeh ... aur joh log khaak ko audhna aur bichauna bana lete hai ... woh ya toh khud mitt jaate hai ya doosron mitta dete hai

This is khaaki colour (of a uniform) ... and those who make the uniform as their blanket and sheet ... they either themselves die or they erase others

Is gali mein aaj tak koi policewala nahi aaya ... tum aa gaye ho ... toh vapas nahi jaoge

To date no cop has come in this lane ... now that you have come ... you won't go back