Religion and god Dialogues

Jiske paas ho pyar ki amanat ... ab Allah karega uski hifazat

The one who has the trust in love ... now God will protect him

Mera dharm hai aapki maut

Your death is my religion

Hamari tasveerein kheench ke apni dukaan mein laga lena ... kabhi zaroorat padhe, toh dono mein se ek bhagwan chun lena

Take my pictures and put them in your shop ... if ever needed, select one God from the two

Bhagwan ne har shaitaan ke liye ek devta banaya hai

God has created a deity for every devil that he has created

Jin logon ko sar uthakar jeene ki aadat hoti hai ... unhe kabhi kabhi bhagwan ke darbar mein sar jhuka lena chahiye

Those who have the habit of living with their head held high ... they should sometimes bow their head down in god's court

Agar bhagwan ne paida kiya toh khuda ne paala ... issa ne zinda rakha toh waheguru ne sambhala ... mera koi rab nahi, koi ek mazhab nahi

If the Hindu god has given me birth then Allah has brought me up ... if Jesus Christ has kept me alive then the Sikh god has taken care of me ... I don't believe in one god or in one religion

Samaaj, mazhab, sab apni jagah hai ... lekin pyar sabse upar hai

Society, religion, everything is in it's place ... but above all of this is love

Maine aapko devi jankar puja ... par aap devi nahi, devi ki murti nikli ... joh na kuch dekh sake, na mehsoos kar sake

I worshipped you thinking you are a goddess ... but you are not a goddess, you are a statue of a goddess ... who can't give anything, and neither can it feel anything

Devi devta naraaz ho jaye toh aadmi pareshan ho jaata hai ... lekin aadmi naraaz ho jaye toh devi devta parwah hi nahi karte

A man gets worried if the gods becomes unhappy ... but the gods don't care when a person becomes unhappy

Duniya mein har dharm ke liye alag alag desh hai ... koi Hindu rashtra hai, koi Muslim, koi Isai ... sirf hamara Hindustan ek aaisa desh hai ... jiske dil mein har dharm ke logon ke liye jagah hai

In this world for every religion there is a different country ... some are Hindu countries, some are Muslim, some are Christian ... but our India is one such country ... which has a place for people of every religion in its heart

Badi achchi baat hai ... din mein bhi raat hai ... chalo Allah hamare saath hai

It's alright ... there is night even during the day ... and Allah is with us

Mumbai police passport pe religion dekhkar goli nahi chalati ... criminal record dekhkar thokti hai

Mumbai police doesn't fire a bullet based on the religion mentioned on the passport ... it fires based on the criminal record

Yeh duniya bhagwan ka bank hai ... joh dharti pe jama karwayega ... woh swarg mein cash karwayega

This world is a bank of god ... the one who deposits on earth ... he will cash out in heaven

Har Ram ka apna Ravan ... har Ram ka apna Dussehra

Every Lord Rama has his own Ravana ... every Lord Rama has his own festival of Dussehra

Auratein apne pati ko apna bhagwan maanti hai ... aur main woh khushnaseeb hoon joh apne bhagwan ko apna pati banane ja rahi hoon

Women consider their husband as their god ... and I am that lucky person who is going to make her god as her husband

Aapki nazaron mein paisa pyar aur bhagwan dono se bada hai ... aap samajhte hai joh madhurta paison mein hai woh Sharda ke sitar mein, Vishnu ke shank mein nahi ... aap samajhte hai joh sundarta paison mein hai woh Rati ki surat mein nahi, swarg ki jhanki mein nahi ... paise mein joh pavitatra hai woh Ganga ke pani mein nahi, Savitri ke daman mein nahi ... paise mein joh taqat hai woh maa ke aashirwad mein nahi, devtaon ke zubaan mein nahi ... satya, shiv, sundar sab paisa hai ... jiske paas paisa hai woh raja aur jiske paas paisa nahi woh Raju?

In your eyes money is bigger than love and god ... you think that the sweetness that exists in money, doesn't exists in the sitar of Sharda and the shell of Vishnu ... you think that the beauty that exists in money, doesn't exists in the face of Rati and in the glimpse of heaven ... the purity that exists in money, doesn't exists in the water of Ganges (river) and in the lap of Savitri ... the power that exists in money, doesn't exists in the blessing of a mother and in the words of gods ... and that money is truth, god and everything ... the one who has money is a king and the one who doesn't have money is Raju?

Zahid sharab peene de masjid mein baithkar ... ya phir woh jagah dikha de jahan khuda na ho

Let me sit inside the mosque and drink alcohol ... or else show me the place where there is no god

Yeh sindoor bazar mein do paise mein zaroor milta hai ... lekin jab kisi aurat ki maang mein bhar diya jaata hai ... toh iski keemat bhagwan bhi nahi chuka sakta

You get vermilion in the market for two bucks ... but when it is applied to the hair parting of a woman ... then even god can't pay the price for it

Agar Musalman ho toh roze rakho, sawab milega ... agar Hindu ho toh navratre rakho, vardaan milega ... agar apne desh ko maante ho toh Anna ke anshan mein aao ... sundar aur sunehra Hindustan milega

If you're a Muslim then keep the Roza fast, you'll get a reward ... if you're a Hindu then keep the Navratri fast, you'll get blessings ... if you believe in your country then join the fasting with Anna ... you'll get a beautiful and wonderful India

Pyar bhagwan hai ... lekin saath yeh bhi kahoongi, ki pyar mein joh shaadi na kare ... woh shaitan hai

Love is god ... but along with that I'll say that, the one who doesn't get married in love ... is a devil