Transportation Dialogues

Gaadiya videshi look mein achchi lagti hai ... aur foreigners hamesha Indian sanskar mein achche lagte hai

Cars look good with foreign looks ... and foreigners always look good with Indian cultures

Saala brain mein train ghoom rahi hai

Bloody a train is going around in my brain

Bus ho ya train, ek miss ho jaye toh doosri aa jaati hai ... but not life ... so please don't risk it

Be it a bus or a train, if you miss one then another one comes along ... but not life ... so please don't risk it

Yeh dil hai na ... tractor ki engine ki tarah dhadakhta hai

This heart ... beats like a tractors engine

Is umar mein toh shareer second hand Ambassador ki tarah hota hai ... kabhi carburetor mein kachra, kabhi suspension mein lafda ... toh baar baar servicing ke liye jaana padta hai

At this age the body becomes like a second hand Ambassador (car) ... sometimes there is dust in the carburetor, sometimes there are problems in the suspension ... hence I have to go again and again for servicing

Teri gaadi bulletproof hai ... tu nahi

Your car is bulletproof ... not you

Plane time par hai, economy ki seat hai ... badlo bhes aur chalo pardes

The plane is on time, the seat is economy ... change your appearance and let's go to a foreign country

Motor ameeron ki naukar hoti hai ... taxi gareebon ki ann daata

A car is a servant for the rich ... and a taxi is the food provider for the poor

Iss duniya ki gaadi baimaani aur rishwat ke paiyon par chal rahi hai

The car of this world is running on the wheels of dishonesty and bribe

Vimaan mein emergency ke char dwar hote hai ... aage do dwar, peeche do dwar ... charon na khule toh Haridwar

There are four emergency doors in an airplane ... two in the front, two at the back ... and if all four don't open then you'll go to Haridwar

Mohabbat ho ya motorcycle ... dono mein break bahut zaroori cheez hoti hai

Be it love or a motorcycle ... it is very important to have a break in them

Mardon ka asli rang shaadi ke baad pata chalta hai ... shaadi se pehle train ho, bus ho, bheedh ho har jagah gale padh jaate hai ... aur shaadi ke baad gale lagate hue bhi sharm aati hai

The true color of men is known after marriage ... before marriage they are everywhere in the train, bus, crowd ... and after marriage they feel shy even to hug you

Wheelon mein gadi ki hawa kam ho jane par ... gadi ko dhakka maarkar chala rahe ho tum toh zinda ho tum ... drink and drive mein pakde jaane ke baad ... police ki maar khane se bach rahe ho toh zinda ho tum ... sarkar chale na chale ... apni car chala rahe ho toh zinda ho tum

When the air in the tires of a car goes low ... and if you are still pushing and driving that car then you're alive ... after being caught for drink & drive ... and if you are trying to escape from the police beating then you're alive ... no matter if the government runs or not ... and if you are driving your car then you're alive

Sardarni ladki ko joh teen quality chahiye na ... woh teeno mujhe mein hai ... jatt, jameen te jeepsy

The three qualities that a Sikh girl needs ... I have all three of them ... being a Sikh, having land and a jeep

Awara kutta Mercedes ke peeche bhaag toh sakta hai ... lekin usse chala nahin sakta

A stray dog can run behind a Mercedes ... but he cannot drive it

Meter kitna bhi tezz bhaag le ... taxi se aage nahi bhaag sakta

No matter how fast a meter may run ... it can't go ahead of the taxi

Ladki khoobsurat ho aur Scooty par ho toh pyar ho jaata hai ... aur jab ladki badsurat ho aur Mercedes mein ho toh pyar jhak marke karna hi padta hai

If the girl is beautiful and on a Scooty (moped) then you'll fall in love ... and if the girl is ugly and in a Mercedes then you'll have to fall in love

Meri biwi BMW nikli ... "Bewafaa Meri Wife"

My wife turned out to be a BMW ... "Betrayful My Wife"

Jab main hawai jahaj udaonga na toh uske duk-duk-duk ki awaaz mein shor nahi ... fakht ek awaaz sunai degi ... Vande Mataram!

When I'll fly the airplane then there won't be any noise in it's sound ... instead you will only hear one sound ... Hail to the Motherland!

Jab main tumhare saath bike pe chalti hoon ... toh phir dil aaise karta hai ki road kabhi khatam hi na ho ... bas tum aur main, main aur tum, chalte jaye chalte jaye ... aur manzil kabhi na aaye

When I go on the bike with you ... then my heart wishes that the road never ends ... just you and me, me and you, keep going ... and the destination never comes