Transportation Dialogues

Aaj pehli baar koi ladki ... hamari car ke front seat pe behti hai

Today for the first time a girl ... is sitting on the front seat of my car

Do dilon ka mail on Eurail

Meeting of two hearts on Eurail

Jab cycle pe behto ho toh chalana padta hai pedal ... agar duniya mein aaye ho toh punya karo, ki fayda cheque aur medal

When you sit on a cycle then you have to pedal ... if you have come in this world then do good things, and why bother about a cheque or a medal

Mercedes chalane waale cycle chala rahe hai ... kis kis bahane dekho tumko mana rahe hai

People who drive Mercedes are riding a cycle ... they are trying to impress you for all sort of reasons

Dulha scooter pe aayega!

Bridegroom will come on a scooter!

Shayaron ki mehfil mein jaate hai toh shayar ho jaate hai ... aur koi apne se tagda mil jaye toh kayar ho jaate hai ... zindagi ki gadi mein fit kardo toh tyre ho jaate hai ... aur agar bandook mein fit kardo toh fire ho jaate hai

When we go in a party of poets then we become a poet ... and if we get someone stronger than us then we become cowards ... if you fit us in the car of life then we become tyres ... and if you fit us in a gun then we get fired

Tu gaadi plane ki speed se chalata hai aur pyar bhail-gaadi ki speed se karta hai

You drive a car at the speed of a plane and you love at the speed of a bullock cart

Aaj se main tera kambal tu meri razai ... main tera Honda tu meri Hyundai ... main tera langot tu meri neck tie ... main tujhe salaam karta hoon bhai

From today I am your blanket and you are my quilt ... I am your Honda and you are my Hyundai ... I am your loincloth and you are my neck tie ... I salute you my brother

Mera pyar hi mera ghar hai, meri chahat hi meri car hai aur meri pavitrata hi mera bank balance hai

My love is my house, my passion is my car and my purity is my bank balance

Main daudunga in pairon se, tu bhaga le apni gaadiyan ... teri akal itni kam hai, jitni kam meri maa ke paas sareeyan

I'll run with my legs and you can speed in your cars ... you hardly have anything in your brain, just like my mother has hardly any sarees

In buson ka yahi chakkar hai ... time par aati hai, time par jaati hai

These buses have the same issue ... they come on time and they leave on time

Shaadi ke pehle pyar bahut zaroori hai ... kyun ki shaadi ek gaadi ki tarah hai ... jitna zyada chalao utna better andaza hota hai ki kab dhakka dekar start karna hai

Love before marriage is very important ... because marriage is like a car ... the more you drive it, the more better you understand as to when you have to push it to start it

Bachon ko maarna paap hai, par hum toh iske baap hai ... tu full pateli karta hai par tera train ka ticket toh half hai

It's a sin to beat kids, but I'm his dad ... you act very smart but still you need only a half ticket to ride the train

Aye hawai jahaj pack kar chal ... samaan mein baithke jaana hai fatafat

Hey you pack the airplane ... we have to sit in the luggage and go quickly

Main gadi chalata hoon, zabaan chalata hoon, haath chalata hoon ... aur zaroorat padhe toh bandook bhi chala sakta hoon

I can drive, I can talk, I can use my hands ... and if needed then I can also operate a gun

Petrol ka bhav ho assi, nabbe ya poore sau ... lakhon gadiyan road pe aaye bajhte hi nau

Whether the price of petrol is 80, 90 or even 100 ... a lot of cars come on the road at 9 o'clock

Gaadi aur meri aadat kuch milti jhulti hai ... chalte chalte chalti hai aur rukte rukte rukti hai

The habits of this car and me are somewhat same ... it moves when it's moving and stop's when it's stopping

Kismat gaadi ke gear jaisi hai ... agar time par badal diye toh zindagi ki speed badh jaati hai

Destiny is like the gear system of a car ... if you change it on time then the speed of life increases

Miss sweety, my honey ... tum aircondition taxi ho ... sexy sexy ho

Miss sweety, my honey ... you are an aircondition taxi ... you are sexy

Gaadi chahe kitni bhi tezz ho ... usse rokne ke liye ek keel kafi hai

No matter how fast a car is going ... you need only one nail to stop it