Women Dialogues

Alpha males ke beech mein agar ek ambitious woman ko apni jagah banani hai na ... toh thoda bahut alpha woman banna parta hai

In between alpha males if an ambitious woman wants to create her space ... then she has to be a little bit of an alpha woman

Half hour man bleeding like woman ... they straight dying

If a man bleeds like a woman for even half an hour ... then he's straight going to die

Wah Bharatiya naari ... mann mein lajja, tann pe saree

How great is an Indian woman ... she has shyness in her heart, and a saree on her body

Tumhari jaisi ladkiyan apna naam ... kapdon ki tarah badalti hai

Girls like you change their name ... just like they change clothes

Koi aurat hokar bhi bandook utha leti hai ... aur koi mard hokar bhi chudiyan pehen leta hai

There are some women who pick up the gun ... and there are some men who wear bangles

Yatra naryastu pujyante, ramante tatra devta

Where women are honoured, divinity blossoms there

Aadmi naujawan ho yah meri tarah tajurbekar ... raat ko aurat se jhagde mein kabhi nahi jeet sakta

Whether a man is young or experienced like me ... at night he cannot win against a woman in a fight

Hindustani ladki kitni hi aaj ke zamane ki kyun na ho ... woh apne pyar ka iqraar apne zabaan se kabhi nahi karegi ... ladke ko uska jawaab khud uske aankhon mein aankhen dalke jaan lena chahiye

No matter how modern an Indian girl is ... she won't confess her love from her own mouth ... the guy has to look into her eyes and get the answer

Kehte hai gusse mein ladki ki khubsoorati aur badh jaati hai

It is said that a girl looks more beautiful when she is angry

Hamare desh mein bache ke janam se hi uski balance sheet ban'ne lagti hai ... ladka equal to asset ... ladki equal to liability ... asset ke janam ki khushi mein boondi ke laddu bat'te hai aur liability ke janam ke mauke pe saste pedhe ... ladka kitna bhi nalayak ho, uski value badhti hi jaati hai ... aur ladki kitni bhi honhaar ho, uski entry asset column mein nahi hoti

In our country a child's balance sheet is created right from their birth ... a boy is an asset ... a girl is a liability ... you distribute expensive sweets when an asset is born and you distribute cheap sweets when a liability is born ... no matter how useless the boy is, his value keeps on increasing ... and no matter how intelligent the girl is, she never gets added into the asset column

Yeh ladkiyan bhi na yaar sab samajhti hai ... par pata nahi hum ladkon ko kya samajhti hai

These girls understand everything ... but I don't know what do they think, what we boys are

Aatma udh gayi chhodkar shareer purana ... didi tera devar deewana, kudiyon ko dale dana

The soul flew off leaving the old body ... oh sister your brother-in-law is crazy, he keeps on flirting with women

Bachon ki mamta aurat ki zindagi hoti hai ... pati ki nafrat uski maut

The love of her children is the life of a woman ... and the hatred of her husband is her death

Aurat ka dil aur samundar ki gherai ... maapna aasaan nahi hota hai

The heart of a woman and the deepness of the ocean ... is hard to be measured

Ladkiyan kapur ki tarah hoti hai ... teeli lagi nahi ki jalkar roshni dene lagti hai ... aur tum ladke tubelight ki tarah hote ho ... bahut der se jalte ho

Girls are like a camphor ball ... the moment a matchstick ignites they start spreading the light ... and you boys are like a tubelight ... you start very late

Jab aurat ka dil tootta hai, toh woh apni sari zindagi un tukdon ko baantene mein kharch kar deti hai ... aur jab mard ka dil tootta hai, toh woh apni sari zindagi un tukdon ko sametne mein

When the heart of a woman breaks, then she spends her entire life distributing those broken pieces ... and when the heart of a man breaks, then he spends his entire life collecting those broken pieces

Khoobsurat ladkiyan aur machliyan ek jaisi nahi hoti ... unhe pakadne ke liye kuch aaisi chaalein chalni padti hai, jisse woh pakad mein aa jaye ... aur agar woh na aaye toh khud unke paas jaana padta hai

Pretty girls and fishes are not the same ... you have to play some smart moves to catch them, so that they come in captivity ... and if they themselves do not come then we ourselves have to go to them

Jaise sugandh ke bina phool adhoora reh jaata hai ... waise hi naari ka jeevan bina jeevan saathi ke adhoora reh jaata hai

Just like a flower is incomplete without fragrance ... just like that the life of a woman remains incomplete without a life partner

Aayenda jab bhi koi mard kisi aurat ki izzat par haath dale ... toh woh yaad rakhe ki woh apni mardani nahi dikha raha, balki atmahatya kar raha hai ... kyun ki aaj ke baad zindagi mein jab kabhi, jahan kahin woh ladki us mard ko dekhegi ... toh usse yeh haq hoga ki woh us kamine ko jaan se maar dale

From now on if any man tries to rape a woman ... then he must remember that he is not showing his manliness, instead he is committing suicide ... because after today whenever in life and wherever that woman will see that man ... then she will have the right to kill that rascal

Ek aurat ki mohabbat aur ek mard ki mohabbat mein bahut fark hota hai

There is a lot of difference between a man's love and a woman's love