Women Dialogues

Mard woh hota hai ... jiske choone se murda aurat ke badan mein bijli chamak jaye

A man is someone ... who electrifies a dead woman's body, when he touches her

Prem mein mazaa hi tab aata hai jab ladki gusse waali ho

The fun in love comes only when the girl is short tempered

Is desh mein vakil aur barrister toh sirf auraton ko hi hona chahiye

In this country only women should be lawyers and barristers

Ek sharif aurat zindagi mein ek hi baar pyar karti hai ... yeh kali ek hi baar khilti hai ... ek baar nigahen milti hai ... ek baar mohabbat hoti hai

A respectful woman only falls in love once in her life ... this flower blossoms only once ... the eyes connect only once ... she loves only once

Joh aurat kisi ke pyar ki kasam kha chuki ho ... woh paraye mard ke haath lagne se hi mar jaati hai

A woman who has sworn upon her love ... will die even if a strange man touches her

Yeh aurat jaat hi aaisi hoti hai ... baat ka batangar bana deti hai, rai ka pahaad aur bedh ka sava-ser

Women are like this only ... they make an issue out of small things, a mountain out of a molehill and a tiger out of a sheep

Aurat jab ho jaye khunkhar ... kha jaye sari duniya maare na dhakaar

When a woman turns ferocious ... she eats the whole world and doesn't even burp

Aurat ki joh izzat na kare woh har mard murga hai ... joh nau mahine kok mein paale woh Mariam hai, woh Durga hai

A man who doesn't respect a woman is like a chicken ... because the one who nurtures you in her womb for nine months is mother Mary, is goddess Durga

Aurat ke husn ka nishana kabhi khali nahi jaata

The aim of a woman's body never goes empty

Har successful aadmi ke peeche ek aurat ka haath hota hai ... lekin main yeh kehna chahti hoon ki ... ek kaamyab aurat ke peeche ek kaamyab aadmi ka haath hota hai

Behind every successful man there is a woman ... but I want to say that ... behind every successful woman there is a successful man

Jab kisi bewakoof ko poorna aanshik roop se kisi laundiya ke prem mein duboya jaata hai ... toh ladki ki maangein ladkon ke jeb ke bhaar se dugni ho jaati hai

When you drown a fool completely in the love for a girl ... then the wants of the girl grows to double in weight than the guy's pocket

Jab aurat baazi khelti hai toh uske haath mein jitne patte hote hai na ... utne hi uski aasteen mein

When a woman plays a game then the number of cards she has in her hand ... she has that many up her sleeve as well

Ghar mein do-do jawaan betiyaan hain

There are two young girls in the house

Jahan lad-ka aur lad-ki ho ... wahan lad-na toh hoga hi na

Where there is a boy and a girl ... there will be a fight

Aadmi hai na woh marne ke baad bhoot banta hai ... lekin aurat joh hai, woh chudeil ki chudeil hi rehti hai

A man becomes a ghost after he dies ... but a woman, remains a bitch before and after death

Duniya ki koi bhi kitaab ek aurat ko khush karna nahi sikha sakti ... uske liye degree nahi, pedigree chahiye

No book in this world can teach you how to make a woman happy ... for that you don't need a degree, you need pedigree

Ladki jab roti hai na bahut saare reasons hote hai ... par jab ladka rota hai ... reason ladki hi hoti hai

When a girl cries there are many reasons ... but when a guy cries ... then the reason is always a girl

Sikhni hoon main ... Bhatinda ki!

I am Sikh girl ... from Bhatinda!

Ladki toh hoti hi hai tyag ka zehar peene ke liye

Girls are meant to drink the poison of sacrifice

Tera bhi jawaab nahi uparwaale ... chokri na mili, naukri mil gayi ... stree na mili, istree mil gayi

God you're great ... I didn't find a girl, but I found a job ... I didn't find a woman, but I found an iron