Animals and birds Dialogues

Gadhe ki peeth par vakalat ki kitaab rakhne se ... gadha vakil nahi banta

By putting a book of law on the back of a donkey ... the donkey doesn't become a lawyer

Insaan ko gaddar hona chahiye ... wafadar toh kutta bhi hota hai

A person should be unfaithful ... since even a dog is faithful

Kalyug mein zindagi badi kaiyan hai ... aur log maha kaminey

In the age of vice life's a bitch ... and people are dogs

Sher ki sawari ki sabse zyada dardnak baat yahi hoti hai ... ki jab bhi koi uski sawari se utarna chahta hai ... woh sher usse kha jaata hai

The most dangerous thing of a tiger ride is that ... whenever anyone wants to get down from that ride ... that tiger will eat him

Kutte ki dum tedi ki tedi hi rehti hai

A dogs tail will never be straight

Sher ko saanp aur bichoo kaata nahin karte ... door hi door se rhengte hue nikal jaate hai

Snakes and scorpios don't bite a tiger ... they crawl and move from far and far away

Ab tak tera muqabla buzdilon se hua hai ... jab samna is mard se hoga na ... toh teri yeh sher banne ki galatphami door ho jayegi

Until now you have only contested with cowards ... now when you come across this man ... then your misunderstanding of being a tiger will go away

Jab dus kamine marte hai toh ek kutta pehda hota hai ... jab sau kutte marte hai toh ek soovar pehda hota hai ... aur jab ek hazaar soovar marte hai toh ek bhadwa pehda hota hai ... aur jab ek lakh bhadwe marte hai tab tujh jaisa ek ganda neta pehda hota hai

When 10 assholes die then one dog is born ... when 100 dogs die then one pig is born ... when 1000 pigs die then one pimp is born ... and when 100,000 pimps die then one dirty politician like you is born

Bichhoo se zyada khatarnak hoon main ... aur saanp se zyada zehereela

I am more dangerous than a scorpion ... and more poisonous than a snake

Is vardi ke andar barood se bana hua jism hai ... agar us jism ne aag pakad li toh woh dhamaka hoga ki ... tere jism ke chitre cheetiyan tak nahi dhoond payengi

Inside this uniform there is a body made from gunpowder ... and if this body catches fire then there will be such an explosion ... that even the ants won't be able to find the pieces of your body

Kitne bhi chuhe ek saath mil jaaye ... sher ko toh chhodo, ek billi ko bhi kuch nahi kar sakte

No matter how many mouses come together ... forget a tiger, they can't even do anything against a cat

Achcha hua sanam hum bewafaa nikle ... wafaadar toh kutte hote hai

It's good that I turned out to be unfaithful ... since dogs are the ones that are faithful

Apne badan pe chot lage toh saala janwar bhi rota hai ... insaan woh hai joh doosre ki chot ko mehsoos kar sake

Even an animal cries when he has a wound on his body ... but a human is someone who can feel the wound of someone else

Lambi race ke ghode ko goli nahin maarte ... gud aur chana khilate hain ... phir daav lagage paisa kamate hain

One does not fire a bullet at the horse of a long race ... you feed him jaggery and chickpeas ... then bet on it and make money

Saanp ki aulad ko kitna bhi dhood pilao ... aasteen ka saanp hi rehta hai

No matter how much milk you feed to a snakelet ... he always stays under the arm

Saanp ke bil mein ghuskar zeharilay phanon se dushmani nahi lete ... varna khoon ke saath zehar bhi dil mein ghus jayega

You don't enter a snakes hole and build enmity with the poisonous fangs ... or else along with blood even poison will enter your heart

Ab tak tum is vardi ki ahmiyat ko samajh nahi paye ho ... kyun ki tum ek aaise dimak ho jisne is police station ki deewaron ko itna khokla kar diya hai ... ki koi mamuli sa ladka isse todh sakta hai

Until now you have not understood the importance of this uniform ... because you are such a termite who has made the walls of this police station so hollow that ... any ordinary boy can break it

Har achcha aadmi, har naik aadmi jab burai ke andhere ko mitaane ke liye bahar nikalta hai ... toh burai ke kaale naag samne aake khade ho jaate hai

When every good person, every honest person steps out to erase the darkness caused from evil ... then the black snakes of evil come and stand in front of you

Abhe marre huye kauve ke pankh

Hey you, feather of a dead crow

Jungli janwar ke pinjre mein pair rakhne se pehle tasalli kar leni chahiye ki pinjra band hai ... khaas karke jab pinjre mein sher ho

Before stepping into the cage of a wild animal one should ensure that the cage is locked ... especially when there's a tiger in the cage