Comedy Dialogues

Na sunta nahin hai mujhe

I cannot hear no

I not study IIT ... but IIT study me

I didn't study at IIT (Indian Institute of Technology) ... but IIT did study me

Mera to bas ek hi funda hai ... side uski lo jisme jeet apni ho

I have just one fundamental ... to win go with the winning side

Mujhse baimaani mat karna main bahut pahuncha hua aadmi hoon ... baimaani mein shaitan ko tuition deta hoon

Don't cheat with me since I'm a very recognized person ... and when it comes to cheating then I give tuitions to the devil

Yeh koi Hindustani sulabh shauchalay nahi ... jahan bandh hone waali cheez khulti nahi aur khulne waali cheez bandh nahi hoti

This is not an Indian toliet ... where the thing that is supposed to close does not open and the thing that is supposed to open does not close

Darr logon ko pagla deta hai

Fear makes people go crazy

Mood hai mera ... baap hoon tera!

It's my mood ... I am your father!

Tumhe dekhte hi mere dil ka diwala aaisa nikal gaya hai jaise kisi satodiya ka nikal jaata hai ... aur mere jeevan ka karobar poora beh gaya hai ... yeh tabhi chalega jab tum apne prem ka finance mujhe dogi

The moment I saw you my heart became bankrupt just like a gambler becomes one ... and the business of my life has been washed away ... now it will only work when you'll give me the finance of your love

Computer pe ungli marte marte tu mere se ungli kiya?

By typing on the computer with your fingers, you fingered with me?

Vela hona na ... bahut bada kaam hai

To be idle ... is big work

Josh hai toh hausle hai ... chidiya hai toh ghosle hai ... Harsha hai toh Bhogle hai ... Asha hai toh Bhosle hai

If passion is there then confidence is there ... if bird is there then birds nest is there ... if Harsha is there then Bhogle is there ... if Asha is there then Bhosle is there

Kahiye kahan se aana hua ... chehra toh hai pehchana hua

So tell me where have you come from ... I think I've seen your face

Bachpan ki pant jawani mein fit nahi hoti ... aur har no ball pe free hit nahi hoti

The pant of childhood doesn't fit in youth ... and every no ball doesn't have a free hit

Tu kya bolega deewane ... hamare ghar mein pehda ho gaya tu kaise, kya jaane

What will you say my son ... how the hell were you born in our house, who knows

Bandook se nikla faulad aur pet se nikli aulad ... vapas nahi jaati

The steel from a gun and the child from a belly ... can't go back

Pehli tareek se, badi company mein, chota afsar ban raha hoon

From the 1st, in a big company, I am becoming a small officer

Age se kya karna hai ... jab mileage strong hai

What does one have to do with age ... when the mileage is strong

Pyar kha lenge, pyar pehen lenge ... pyar petrol tank mein bhar kar gaadi chala lenge

We will eat love, we will wear love ... we will fill love in the petrol tank and drive the car

Uski ghadi mein har waqt sadhe chhe hi bajhe rehte hai

The time is always 6:30 in his clock

Woh toh Hitler ki amma nikli

She turned out to be Hitler's mom