Comedy Dialogues

Insaan ka emotion uska motion ke saath juda hua hai

The emotion of a person is connected with his motion

Aadhi raat ko bulana, subah tak zaroor aaonga yeh meri arz hai ... shehar mein shanti aur nagriko ki seva karna mera farz hai

Call me in the middle of the night, and I will definitely come till morning ... it is my duty to maintain silence in the city and to serve the people

Aap toh apne aap mein ATM hai ... (bole toh) ... All Time Mahatma

You yourself are an ATM ... (what do you mean) ... All Time Mahatma

Hum dono ke paas upar waale ka diya hua neeche waala talent hai ... usse waste nahi karna chahiye

We both have the talent on us below, that God has gifted us ... we should not waste it

Ab woh zamana gaya jahan lovers yahan markar upar milne ki koshish karenge ... ab woh zamana hai jahan lovers doosron ko upar pahunchakar khud yahan rahenge

Now that era has gone, where lovers used to die here so that they could meet in heaven ... now that era has come, where lovers will send others to heaven and they themselves will stay here

Bottle aur aadmi ka rishta pehda hone se lekar marne ke baad tak ka rehta hai ... pehda hone pe kaunsi bottle milti hai ... doodh ki ... uske baad school mein kaunsi bottle milti hai ... water bottle ... phir jawani mein beer bottle ... shaadi ke baad whiskey ki bottle ... aur marne ke baad gangajal ki bottle

The relationship of a bottle and a man exists from birth and lasts even beyond his death ... which bottle does he get when he is born ... milk bottle ... after that which bottle does he get in school ... water bottle ... then a beer bottle when he becomes young ... a whiskey bottle after he gets married ... and after death he gets the bottle of holy water

Shraddha ka toh supermarket hai hamara desh ... jiska basement andh-shraddha ke parking se full hai

Our country is a supermarket of faith ... whose basement parking is full of faithlessness

Meri maa ke haath ka banaya halwa ... ajab hai uska jalwa

The sweet cooked by my mom ... is amazing

Yeh Bambai hai ... yahan bolneka thank le aur vatak le

This is Mumbai ... here you should say thank you and get lost

Filmy struggler us message ki tarah hai ... jise saala jitna bhi delete karo utna aur zyada aate hai

Film strugglers are like that message ... the more you delete them the more they come back

Har baal ki khaal ki yeh chaal bhi kha jaaye ... iske haath padh jaaye toh mahiney saal bhi kha jaaye ... kisi behal ka bacha haal joh haal kha jaaye ... bemaut marte mann ka yeh malaal kha jaaye ... Lalu ka laal kha jaaye, naxal baari ki naal kha jaaye, bachpan ka dhamaal kha jaaye, budhape ki shawl kha jaaye ... haya toh chhodo behaya ki chaal bhi kha jaaye ... aur agar parosa ja sake toh khayal bhi kha jaaye

He can even eat the covering of the hair's skin ... if he can get it then he will even eat months and years ... he can even eat the remaining well-being of someone unwell ... he can even eat the sadness of an untimely dying heart ... he can eat the son of Lalu, he can eat the guns of naxalites, he can eat the fun of childhood, he can eat the shawl of old age ... leave aside shyness, he can even eat the style of a shameless ... and if it's possible to put it on a plate, he'll even eat a thought

Chapraasi ke kaan upar ke bayaasi, neeche ke teraasi

The ears of a watchman are called 82 from the top and 83 from the bottom

Jab aisi taisi hoti hai ... toh taisi aisi ho jaati hai

When you get screwed ... then you do get screwed

Har ladki ka siyapa hai ki I love surprises ... jab ki asal baat yeh hai ki women hate surprises ... they just love the opportunity to pretend to be surprised

Every woman claims that they love surprises ... but the reality is that women hate surprises ... they just love the opportunity to pretend to be surprised

Mazaak ko chewing gum ke maafik kheechne ka nahi

Don't stretch humour like a chewing gum

Yeh cheating nahi hai ... yeh setting hai

This is not cheating ... this is setting

Yeh toh bungla nahi Bangal hai ... mere son-in-law ke paas itna sara maal hai

This is not a bungalow, it's like the region of Bengal ... it's amazing that my son-in-law is so rich

Kam kapde pehenna tujhe pasand hai ... aur teri is ada pe marna hum mein pasand hai

You like wearing less clothes .... and I love this style of yours

Aa gaya saala jallad ka dhooth ... apni maa ka poot ... chalta hai kaise, jaise malai mein dhoodh

Here comes the messenger of an executioner ... the son of his mother ... he walks just like cream over milk

Ab yeh slumdog ... millionaire ban gaya!

Now this slumdog ... has become a millionaire!