Comedy Dialogues

Aaisi ki uski dhulai ... ki seedha pahucha diya Bhilai

We beat him in such a way ... that he was straight in Bhilai

Bhai yeh room toh ... shuru hote hi khatam ho gaya

Brother what room is this ... it ends as it starts

Ladke ne ladki ko do din hug nahi kiya toh problem ... hug kiya toh cheap ho rahe ho, itna bhi achcha nahi lagta

If a guy didn't hug the girl for two days then that's a problem ... and if he hugged then she says that you're being cheap, it doesn't look good

Hum tum mein itne ched karenge ... ki confuse ho jaoge ki saans kahan se le ... aur paadein kahan se

I will make so many holes in you ... that you will be confused from where to breathe ... and from where to fart

Rishvat nariyal jaisa ho gaya hai ... har kaam se pehle dono ka chaddava zaroori hai

Bribery has become like a coconut ... it's become important to offer them both before any work

Ek chumma tu mujhko udhar dede ... badle mein Middlesex Trafalgar Square lele

Loan me a kiss ... and instead take the Trafalgar Square in Middlesex

Pyar mein aadmi cricketer jaisa hota hai ... dil out ho jaata hai dimaag appeal karta rehta hai

In love a man is like a cricketer ... the heart becomes out but the mind keeps appealing

Kisi ke sar par tel ki handi phoote ... magar kisi ki kismat na phoote

Even a pot of oil may break on someones head ... but their luck should not break

India Pakistan mein biwi shohar ke bare mein agar itna jaante honge, toh phir woh biwi shohar nahi honge ... Karan aur Johar honge

In India and Pakistan if a husband and wife know a lot about each other, then they must not be husband and wife ... they must be Karan and Johar

Kaun kehta hai ki aasmaan mein surakh ho nahin sakta ... ek patthar toh tabiyat se unchalo yaaron

Who says you can't make a hole in the sky ... my friend at least throw a stone properly

Jaise deewar pe bhagwan ka photo lagate hai na, taaki kauno moote nahi ... hum iyaan lagata hoon, taaki kauno peete nahi

Just like you apply the photo of god on the walls, so that no one urinates there ... just like that I put it on here (on my cheeks), so that no one hits me

Waise toh pyar mein aadmi ki chutti ho jaati hai ... lekin mujhe chutti ke din pyar ho gaya

Usually a person is on a holiday when in love ... but I fell in love on a holiday

Tu hi Seema ka sacha He-man hai ... tune chaddi bahar nahi pehni toh kya hua ... tu hi uska Superman hai

You are the true He-man of Seema ... so what if you haven't worn your underwear outside ... you are her Superman

Abhe main un mein se hoon ... joh machli ko doobo ke maar sakta hoon

I am one of those people ... who can kill a fish by drowning it

Hum pagal nahi hai ... hamara dimaag kharab hai

We are not mad ... it's just that our mind is crazy

Kisi mahaan aadmi ne kaha hai ... "Tumhe aam khane se matlab hai, ya gutliyan ginne se?"

A famous person has said ... "Are you concerned with eating the mangoes, or counting the seeds?"

Pyar ek aaisi faltu cheez hai jisse apna keemti waqt dene par bhi ... return mein ek second hand gadhi bhi nahi milti

Love is such a useless thing, which even after you give your precious time to it ... in return you don't even get a used watch

Mere bare mein itna mat soocho ... main din mein aata hoon, raat mein nahi ... till then do whatever you want to man

Don't think a lot about me ... I come during the day, and not at night ... till then do whatever you want to man

Imtihaan ki nakal aur rakhail ki shakal ... parde ke peeche achchi lagti hai

Copying in the exam and the face of a prostitute ... look good behind the curtain

Ek toh hotel thanda, dhanda manda, upar se tu zaleel bandha

First of all there is no one in the hotel, the business is slow, and on top of that you're a humiliating person