Comedy Dialogues

Zindagi se joh kasmasaya ho ... jisko marna hi raas aaya ho ... woh but-e-bewafa se pyar kare jisko kutte ne kaat khaya ho

The one who has complaints against life ... the one who only wants to die ... that unfaithful person will only be loved by someone who has been bitten by a dog

Tere se milke aaise bhaaga ... rann mein hi soya, rann mein hi jaaga

After meeting you I ran like crazy ... I slept in the desert, and I woke up in the desert

Cooking is spiritual ... ek achcha cook banne ke liye, achche dil ka hona bahut zaroori hai

Cooking is spiritual ... to become a good cook, it's very important to have a good heart

Yeh Bambai hai mere bhai Bambai ... yahan doosro ko girta dekhkar sab haste hai ... magar jab khud girte hai toh hasna bhool jaate hai

This is Mumbai my friend ... here everyone laughs when someone falls ... but when they themselves fall, they forget to laugh

Hamari aadatein bhi toh harami hai

My habits are also scoundrelly

Hum log ki race mein ghoda bhaagta hi nahi hai ... girata hai

In our race the horse doesn't run ... it makes you fall

Aaise kaamo mein dimaag kisi aur ka lagta hai, haath kisi aur ka ... aur vaat tere jaiso ka

In this kind of work someone uses their mind, someone uses their hand ... and people like you get screwed

Hi kar rahi hai, main haaye haaye kar raha hoon ... dhuan uda rahi hai, main dhuan ban raha hoon

She's saying hi, and I'm saying oh my ... she's blowing smoke, and I'm turning into smoke

Bhuji ko raakh kehte hai, jali ko aag kehte hai ... jisne tumhe bachaya usse Lallan ka dimaag kehte hai

Burning flames is called as fire and after burning what's left is called as ash ... the thing that has saved you is called as the brain of Lallan

Jawan beti ka baap Taj Mahal ke chaukidaar ki tarah hota hai ... usko hamesha darr laga rehta hai ke kisi gande aadmi ke haath se Taj Mahal ganda na ho jaye

The father of a young girl is like the watchman of the Taj Mahal ... he is always scared that the Taj Mahal will get dirty by the hands of some dirty person

Shaadi pyar ka the end hai

Marriage is the end of love

Dye karne ki umar mein ladai karne nikle hai

In the age of dyeing you're trying to fight

Jab jab paapiyon ka bhav badta hai ... tab tab paapiyon ka papad banane koi na koi aa hi jaata hai

Whenever the value of sinners rises ... then someone or the other comes to make a Papadum out of the sinners

Kidhar aap up in the sky so high ... kidhar woh zameen pe pada jinga fry

You're up in the sky so high ... and he's like a fried prawn laying on the ground

Bhagwan ne do hi toh achi cheezein banayi hai ... filmein aur main

God has created only two good things ... movies and me

Tu coolie hai coolie hai coolie hai coolie hai!

You are a porter a porter a porter a porter!

Ghar ke andhar ice cream ko dekhke ... mere mooh mein Niagara Falls aa gaya tha

Seeing ice cream in the house ... there is Niagara Falls flowing in my mouth

Aadmi na, pant ke pappu ka ghulam hota hai

A man is a slave of his friend, who is inside his pants

Yeh chilled nahi child beer hai

This is child's beer, not chilled beer

Isse toh software or underwear ka bhi farak pata nahi

He doesn't even know the difference between software and underwear