Comedy Dialogues

Rukavat ke liye khed hai ... tumhara kidnap prepaid hai

I'm sorry for the interruption ... but your kidnap has been prepaid

Pyar agar pant hai toh dosti chaddi hai ... pant agar phat bhi jaye toh chaddi izzat bachati hai

If love is the pant then friendship is the underwear ... even if the pant rips off then the underwear saves the humiliation

Jis din insaan duniya ki kisi bhi ladki ko samajh gaya na ... us din duniya swarg ban jayegi

The day a man understands any girl in this world ... that day this world will become heaven

Wah upar wale ... tu jab bhi leta hai na ... thappad maar maarke leta hai

God you're great ... whenever you take from us ... you slap us hard and then you take it from us

Ek phool do maali ... din paali ki raat paali

One flower and two gardener's ... one for the day and one for the night

Insaan ko hamesha khush hi hona chahiye ... gambhir toh Gautam bhi hai

A person should always be happy ... since even Gautam is intense

Lift woh gift hai joh aap jaise logon ko dene ke liye bani hai

Lift is that gift which has been made to be given to people like you

Duniya mein hajaam aur doctor hi aaise hote hai ... jinke haathon mein ustra hone ke bawajood bhi ... haskar log unke samne gardan jhuka dete hai

In this world a barber and a doctor are two such people ... who inspite of having a knife in their hand ... people bow down their head in front of them laughingly

Abbe teri patni hai ki batate vade ki chutney hai ... jis tarah se chutney har thali mein batti rehti hai, har batate vade ko patti rehti hai ... us tarah se tumhari patni ka har station pe boyfriend hai yaar

Is she your wife or the chutney with potato fritter ... just like the chutney keeps flowing in every plate and sticks to every potato fritter ... just like that your wife has a boyfriend on every station

Petrol aur jawani hamesha nahi rehne waali ... sambhal ke kharch karo

Petrol and youth doesn't last forever ... you should spend it with care

Soote hue ko jagana toh aasaan hai ... lekin jaagte hue ko jagana toh namumkin hai

It is easy to wake up a person who is sleeping ... but it is impossible to wake up a person who is awake

Na maut aati hai, na tum aati ho ... par Zohra Bai tum bahut achcha gaati ho

Death doesn't come, neither do you ... but Ms. Zohra you sing very well

Pehla bacha abhi nahi ... do ke baad kabhi nahi

Not now for the first child ... and after two nothing

Girlfriends ka aana jaana toh amiron ki shaan hoti hai

The coming and going of girlfriends is the pride of rich people

Tumhare paas college hai toh mere paas knowledge hai

If you have college then I have knowledge

Jitna tu danger hai na ... utna hi hoshyaar

How much dangerous you are ... you are that much smart also

Yeh kaisa locha kiya tune mere pyar ka ... maal toh bika nahi bill chad gaya udhaar ka

What problem did you bring into my love ... the merchandise didn't sell and instead I got a bill of a loan

Sharaab se liver kharab hota hai ... magar dil saaf rehta hai

Alcohol destroys your liver ... but it cleans your heart

Jis tarah bewafaa mehmoob kabhi ek dil mein nahi reh sakte ... us hi tarah choohe kabhi ek bil mein nahi reh sakte

Just like unfaithful lovers can never stay in one heart ... similarly rats can never stay in one hole

Ek hi baat bolte bolte thakoonga ... toh har ladki ko I love you, I love you kaise bolonga

If I get tired saying the same again and again ... then how will I say I love you, I love you to every girl