Comedy Dialogues

Tere golden face ki beauty ne mere gentle heart ko loot liya ... teri zulfon ke net mein faskar maine night sleeping chhod diya

The beauty of your golden face stole my gentle heart ... and after getting stuck in the net of your hair I stopped sleeping in the night

Omar sharifon ki tarah behave karo

Omar behave like good people

Mumbai nagariya, maya ki nagariya ... idhar har type ka aadmi milta hai ... aur har aadmi ka alag alag type se vaat lagta hai

Mumbai city, the alluring city ... here you'll get a person of every type ... and every person gets screwed in various types of ways

Banne chale the hum Shikari Shambu ... ab ghusenge bade bade bambu

We wanted to become Shambu the great hunter ... but now big sticks will enter our rear end

Aye lower stall ke phatele ticket

Hey you ripped ticket of the lower stall

Jitna tum karti ho mujhse pyar ... us mein 10% aur jodh lo yaar

The amount of love that you have for me ... add 10% to that

Aaj Sunday hai, toh daru peene ka din hai

Today is Sunday, so it is a day to drink alcohol

Arre tu mechanic hai paijama hai? ... arey woh laal waali Mercedes bhej nakko re baawa pehle woh safed waali bhija de ... mereko kaama hai, bahut kaama hai re bhai ... ek toh bhi gaadi bhija de mereku

Are you a mechanic or a pajama? ... don't send me the red Mercedes, first send me the white one ... I have work to do, I have a lot of work to do ... send me at least one car

Gas ke cylinder mein aur unke calendar mein ... dono mein aag hi aag hove hai

A gas cylinder and his calendar ... they're both full of fire

Duniya gol nahi, merry-go-round hai

The world is not round, it's a merry-go-round

Kismat hamare saath hai, uske haathon mein apna haath hai, chand chakori ki mulaqat hai, premi ko mili daulat ki saugat hai, lekin is baat mein bhi ek baat hai, shaadi ke baad main aapse poochunga daddy ... aapki kya aukaat hai?

Luck is with us, my hand is in her hand, the bird and the moon are meeting, the lover has got a gift of money, but in this thing there is also a thing, and after marriage I'll ask you daddy ... what is your status?

Aasmaan se gire aur khajuraho mein atke

I fell from the sky and got stuck in an erotic sculpture

Imaandari ke paise mein sirf mehnat lagti hai ... rishwat ke paise mein mehnat aur jokhim dono lagte hai

It only takes hard work to earn money with honesty ... but it takes hard work and risk both to earn money with bribery

Laila ke aangan mein joh bhangra ho gaya ... Majnu naacha aur yoon naacha ke langda ho gaya

When people were dancing in Laila's courtyard ... Majnu danced like crazy and he became lame

Love story mein teri kahani na bani ... toh crime story mein zaroor banegi

If you don't do well in a love story ... then you'll do well in a crime story

Aapki kalai ka naap le raha tha ... hathkadi ka order dene ke liye

I was measuring your wrist ... to order for handcuffs

Haathi chale bazaar ... kutta hagge hazaar

The elephant is going to the market ... and the dog is shitting a thousand times

Dulhan wohi joh piya mann bhaye ... aur dahej lekar aaye

A bride should be one who is loved by her groom ... and one who brings dowry with her

Aaj raviwar hai is liye tum log bach gaye ho ... lekin yeh na samjho ki roz Sunday hai ... aaj Ghasitaram ke pedhe khalo ... kal se toh khane Lakhwinder ke dande hai

Since it's Sunday today you guys are saved ... but don't understand that everyday is a Sunday ... today eat the sweets from Ghasitaram ... since from tomorrow you have to take the beatings from Lakhwinder

I drink only on two occasions ... when I'm in love and when I'm not

I drink only on two occasions ... when I'm in love and when I'm not