Comedy Dialogues

Tumhari mansik isthithi aaj thodi gadbad lag rahi hai ... hum kal phir aayenge

Today your mental stability seems a little off balance ... I'll come again tomorrow

Zindagi mein kabhi teen cheezon ko ignore mat karo ... ek toh foreign ka call, doosra UK ka Hall, aur teesra jhadte huye baal

In life never ignore these three things ... first an international call, second the UK Hall, and third hair that's falling apart

Face jitna bhola ... utna hi aag ka gola

Her face looks innocent ... but she's a fireball

Sab meri shaadi ke peeche aise padhe huye the, jaise India ka GDP meri shaadi pe depend karta hai

Everyone was behind getting me married, as if India's GDP (Gross Domestic Product) is dependent on my marriage

Life ne apna bahut kheech liye ... tum bhi apna photo kheech lo

Life has pulled my leg a lot ... now you take a photo of me

Aye side hero ... beech mein nahi bolneka, samjha

Hey you side hero ... don't talk in between, understand

Naya naya hosh hai aur naya naya josh hai

You have a new character and a new spirit

Haath mein rakhiye note ... with a smile on your honth

Keep money in your hand ... with a smile on your lips

Mujhe aasoonyon se sakt allergy hai

I am very allergic to tears

Fakira jama nadi mein, sabki maange khair ... ho gayi dosti Mahesh se, ab na raha khandan ka bair

A priest is standing in a river, and he wishes welfare of all ... we are now friends with Mahesh, hence the family doesn't have an enemy

Lagta hai dieting tumne shuru ki thi ... band karna bhool gaye

Looks like you started to diet ... but forgot to end

Bachon ko maarna paap hai, par hum toh iske baap hai ... tu full pateli karta hai par tera train ka ticket toh half hai

It's a sin to beat kids, but I'm his dad ... you act very smart but still you need only a half ticket to ride the train

Karele jaisi soorat aur jalebi ke sapne

Your face is like bitter melon and you dream for sweets

Meri maar dawai ki tarah hai ... jab bhi tu aaisi koi harkat karega ... tujhe dose zaroor milega

My beating is like medicine ... whenever you do something like this ... then you'll definitely get a dose

Whiskey suddenly stop karne se liver ko shock mein heart attack ho sakta hai ... so no whiskey very risky

If you suddenly stop whiskey then the liver can go in a shock and get a heart attack ... so no whiskey is very risky

Unke dekhne se joh aa jaati hai chehre pe raunak ... woh samajhte hai bimaar ka haal achcha hai

The shine that comes on my face when she looks at me ... makes her think that a sick person is doing well

I'm risk free ... main guarantee ke saath aata hoon

I'm risk free ... I come with guarantee

Karte hai washing powder ka vyapar aur bhabhiyon se pyar

He does the business of selling washing powder and he loves married women

Aadmi hai na woh marne ke baad bhoot banta hai ... lekin aurat joh hai, woh chudeil ki chudeil hi rehti hai

A man becomes a ghost after he dies ... but a woman, remains a bitch before and after death

Woh ek ko pakadti hai, doosre ko lipatti hai, teesre ko dekhti hai ... aur chauthe ko chedti hai

She holds onto one, she hugs the second one, she looks at the third one ... and she teases the fourth one