Comedy Dialogues

Honth hai ya vacuum cleaner ... zabaan toh vapas dede

Are these lips or a vacuum cleaner ... atleast give me my tongue back

Tere har question ka agar dunga jawaab ... toh samajh le teri zindagi ho jayegi kharab

If I answer all your questions ... then understand that your life will become a waste

Yeh achanak Star TV mein se Doordarshan kaise ho gayi?

How did she suddenly become from Star TV into Doordarshan?

Duniya mein joh dhanda ganda hota hai na ... woh kabhi manda nahi hota hai

In this world the business that is evil ... that business can never be slow

Jin jin cheezon se zindagi, zindagi lagti hai ... kambhakt doctor unhi ko cheen lete hai

The things that make life, feel as life ... the bloody doctor takes them away

Joh ladka ladki ki kare hifazat ... usse shaadi ki hai ijazat

The boy who protects the girl ... has the permission to get married

Sahi sahi bata scene kya hai ... Valentine wali date ya seedha Karwa Chauth celebrate

Tell me what's the scene ... is it a Valentine date or are you directly celebrating the fasting ritual for married people

Subah ka bhoola agar shaam ko laute toh usse bhoola nahi kehte ... par shaam ka bhoola agar subah laute toh usse doodh ka dhoola bhi toh nahi kehte

If one realizes his mistake and mends it later, then he's no longer wrong ... but if someone leaves in the evening and returns in the morning then he's not called a good person

Main Teja hoon kyun ki mera naam bhi Teja hain

I am Teja because my name is also Teja

Main apne papa ka eklauta mistake hoon

I'm the one and only one mistake of my father

Mere bedroom ka darwaza bhi meri tarah romantic hai ... ladki andar aa jaye aur jab tak romance poora na ho ... tab tak khulta hi nahi hai

The door of my bedroom is romantic like me ... once a girl comes in and till the romance is not over ... it doesn't open until then

Log kehte hai teen din baad mehmaan shaitan dikhai deta hai

People say that after three days a guest looks like a satan

Ho jeb mein jab sirf pachaas dollar ... pooche kyun sawaal aaise uthake collar ... jode hai humne paise gin gin ... ho sadaa pyara motel "Happy Inn"

When you only have 50 dollars in your pocket ... then why do you raise your collar and ask a question ... we have collected money bit by bit ... and hence we'll go to our loveable motel "Happy Inn"

Woh item number ka guitar thi, main sufi gaane ka ek tara ... boss woh star thi aur mera toh tara hi doob gaya tha

She was a guitar of a hot song, and I was a note of a poetic song ... boss she was a star and my star had drowned

Woh Jackie Chan hai toh main Johnny Chan hoon ... woh Hong Kong hai toh main Hindustan hoon ... mujhe side nah de toh suicide hai ... mere left se bache toh right hai ... kai aaye kai marre, Johnny Chan se sabhi darre

If he is Jackie Chan then I am Johnny Chan ... if he is Hong Kong then I am India ... if you don't give me the side then it is suicide for you ... if you get away from my left then my right is there ... many came many died, everyone is scared of Johnny Chan

Beheto toh mehbooba ki sar aankhon par beheto ... leto toh mehbooba ki aagosh mein leto ... varna kuch nahi, khade raho

If you sit then you should sit in the eyes of your lover ... if you lay down then you should lay down in the arms of your lover ... or else if nothing, then keep standing

Teri tasveer mein tujhse bhi ek khoob nirali hai ... lipat lo jitna jee chahe, na gussa hai na gaali hai

Your photo has one good thing more than you ... you can embrace it how much ever you want, it doesn't get angry nor does it curse

Abhe tu chal ... bavasir ka phoda!

Move on ... you boil from piles!

Tumne toh bina petrol ke mere dil mein woh aag laga di hai ... jisse samundar bhi nahi bujha sakta

Even without petrol you've started that fire in my heart ... which even the ocean can't extinguish

Jab tune us ladki ko taste nahi kiya hai ... toh uske liye apni life waste kyun kar raha hai

When you haven't tasted that girl ... then why are you wasting your life for her