Comedy Dialogues

Jawani bhi aisi hi car hai jis mein brake nahi hota

Youth is a car which doesn't have breaks

Is Dimple ke dimples dekhkar ... pyar ki acting karna aur bhi simple ho gaya

Looking at the dimples of this Dimple ... it's become easy to act in love

Pehle ko toh main todhoonga, doosre ko toh main phodoonga ... aur teesre ko toh main todh phod ke jhodoonga aur phir todhoonga

I will break the first guy, I will crack the second guy ... and I will break, crack and join the third guy and then I will break him again

Bhabhi hogi teri aur shaadi hogi meri

She'll be your sister-in-law and I will get married

Na rahega bambu, na rahega tambu ... na rahega tent, aur na hogi engagement

Neither there will be a bamboo, nor there will be a shelter ... neither there will be a tent, nor there will be any engagement

Kundli ladka ladki ki nahi ... saas aur ladki ki milani chahiye

You should not match the horoscope of a girl and a boy ... instead you should match for the mother-in-law and the girl

Daag jaisa ho kameez pe, woh nikalta hai Nirma ya Rin se ... joh aaya hai karke mooh kala, woh nikalta hai dustbin se

No matter what mark is there on the shirt, it comes out with Nirma or Rin ... the one who does bad things, he comes out from a dustbin

Apna toh seedha hisaab hai ... pati toh pati, varna rakhi ready

I have a straight approach ... either she falls for me, or else I'll make her my sister

Purane chawal ko yun kachcha chaba jaana ... meri style hai

Chewing uncooked old rice ... is my style

Joh log sirf tamasha dekhte hai ... unka aksar tamasha ban jaata hai

People who only watch the entertainment ... usually they become the entertainment

Is aurat ke mann mein chupa hai paap ... bachche ka woh padosi hai baap

There is evil hiding in this woman's heart ... the father of her child is the neighbour

Tu gandi baatein badi achchi karta hai

You talk dirty things very nicely

Yeh kahan le aaye kaptan ... nazar aata nahi koi makan ... sirf kabristan kabristan

Where did you bring me captain ... I don't see any house here ... it's only a graveyard

Is jahaan mein aaye ho toh kuch aaisa karo kadardaan ... ke jis gali se guzro toh awaaz aaye, abbajaan abbajaan

Since you have come in this world then do something that ... sounds calling you Dad come from whichever street you pass through

Temper nahi ... otherwise my temper will hamper you

Don't increase my temper ... otherwise my temper will hamper you

Aap jis school ki KG mein padh rahe hai na ... hum uske principal reh chuke hai

The school in which you are studying Kindergarten ... I have been the principal of that school

Bura joh kaam karta hai woh manzil se bhatakta hai ... kamina lakh baande boriyan, magar ek din atakta hai

One who does bad things wanders away from the destination ... and no matter how many bags a scoundrel packs, but one day he gets stuck

Vimaan mein emergency ke char dwar hote hai ... aage do dwar, peeche do dwar ... charon na khule toh Haridwar

There are four emergency doors in an airplane ... two in the front, two at the back ... and if all four don't open then you'll go to Haridwar

Mukka-laat ke baad joh mulaqat hoti hai ... badi pakki hoti hai

The meeting that happens after a fight ... is very strong

Bada kamzor leg piece hai ... is murghi ko polio ho gaya tha kya?

It is a very thin leg piece ... did this chicken have polio?