Comedy Dialogues

Boss apun haath pair todta hai ... lekin vishvas nahi todta hai

I do break hands and legs ... but I don't break someones trust

Kaun kambakht kehta hai ki Hitler mar gaya?

Who the hell says that Hitler is dead?

Murkhon ke mohalle mein sayano ka jhopda ... kahan se chalaye is duniya mein samajhdhari ka rokda

Smart people have a hut in the colony of fools ... how can I use the currency of sense in this world

Har ladki hai na apne hone wale mein father figure dhoondti hai ... figure uske paas hai, father tu hai

Every girl searches for a father figure in her to be partner ... she has the figure and you're the father

Revolver se zyada khatarnak cheez agar koi hai ... toh woh hai tumhari aankhen

If there is anything more dangerous than a revolver ... then it's your eyes

Tere shareer mein itna khoon nahi hoga ... jitna Ravi Kumar ek baar mein moot deta hai

The amount of blood in your body is less than ... what Ravi Kumar pees at one time

Why fart and waste it ... when you can burp and taste it

Why fart and waste it ... when you can burp and taste it

Hum bahut hi confusiya gaya hoon

I'm very confused

Are you Salman Khan joh commitment issues chal rahe hai?

Are you Salman Khan that you have commitment issues?

Aaj ke baad mein fruit nahin khaoonga ... sirf dry fruit khaoonga

From today I won't eat fruits ... I will only eat dry fruits

Agar main yeh bomb tere sar pe rakhoonga toh pehle kya phatega ... yeh bomb ya tera sar ... (tu bata kya phatega) ... sabse pehle teri phategi

If I keep this bomb on your head then what will blast first ... this bomb or your head? ... (you tell what will blast) ... first you'll blast with fear

Panga na le faltu ... aayi bala ko taal tu

Don't take unnecessary trouble ... let the bad omen pass by

Hum teen bhai the Ramsay brothers ... do gaye kaam se ... main bacha Ramsay

We were three Ramsay brothers ... two of them have lost it ... I'm the only Ramsay remaining

Keeda makoda ... bin tel ka pakoda!

You pest ... you fritter made without oil!

Dheere dheere pyar ko badhana hai aur hadh se guzar jaana hai ... pyar, mohabbat, dosti, I don't know ... lekin woh joh hadh se guzar jaane waala part hai na ... woh ho jayega

Slowly slowly we have to grow love and we have to cross the limits ... love, romance, friendship, I don't know ... but the part of crossing the limit ... that will happen

Ab saare neta log hawala ke chakkar mein hawalat ke chakkar khayenge

Now all politicians will be imprisoned because of money laundering

Makkhiyon ki aadat hi aisi hoti hai ... jitni baar udao, phir aa jaati hai

Mosquitos have an habit such that ... no matter how many times you fly them away, they come back

Laaton ke bhoot baaton se nahi maante ... "Ghosts of the kicks not listening to the talks"

People who can only understand the language of beatings cannot be counselled by words

(Aaise bina saboot ke police kya kar sakti hai?) ... Ghulam Ali ki CD teri jeb mein daalke na ISI ka agent bana sakti hai police ... tumhari photo beauty parlour ke samne kheenchke laundiyon ka dalla bana sakti hai police ... Johnson baby powder aave hai, uski pudiya teri jeb mein daalke na drug ka smuggler bana sakti hai police ... aur toh aur teri shakal police waale se sketch karvake Osama Bin Laden se mila sakti hai police

(What can police do without any evidence?) ... The police can put a CD of Ghulam Ali in your pocket and make you into an ISI ( Inter-Services Intelligence) agent ... the police can take your photo in front of a beauty parlour and can make you into a pimp of girls ... the police can put a packet of Johnson baby powder in your pocket and can make you into a drug smuggler ... and above all the police can have a policeman draw your sketch and match to that of Osama Bin Laden

Mujhe zyada bolne ki aadat nahi hai ... main joh bolta hoon woh sun aur joh nahi bolta hoon woh dhyaan se sun

I'm not in the habit of saying a lot ... listen to what I'm saying and listen carefully to what I'm not saying