Comedy Dialogues

Biwi apne pati ke bina reh sakti hai ... par apni bai ke bina nahi

A wife can live without her husband ... but not without her maid

Kabhi bal se toh kabhi chhal se ... kitno ki Lanka dhai hai ... par is shehar ki hawa mein kuch ajeeb se garmai hai ... is liye purane paintere chhod, ab yahan akal ladane ki baari aayi hai

Sometimes with strength and sometimes with tricks ... I have burnt so many Lanka's ... but there is some strange warmth in the air of this city ... that's why leaving old tricks alone, it is the turn to use brains here

Hai rabba, main hoon iska abba ... main engine aur yeh mera dabba

Oh my, I am his dad ... I am the engine and he is the carriage

Funda zyada ho gaya na?

To much of fundamentals right?

Chor chor mausere bhai aur neta neta chachere bhai

Thieves are like cousins from the mothers side and politicians are like cousins from the fathers side

Main chahti hoon ki tum chaho ki tum na jao

I want that, you should want that, you shouldn't go

Zindagi mein joh hota hai woh socha nahi hota ... aur joh socha jata hai woh kabhi hota nahi ... aur joh kabhi nahi hota, woh kabhi kabhi ho jata hai

In life whatever happens it is never thought of ... and whatever is thought of it never happens ... and whatever never happens, sometimes it does happen

Fashion ki shuruvat Adam aur Eve se hui thi

Adam and Even started fashion

Aapne joh samjhaya meri samajh mein kuch nahi aaya ... kyun ki aapki joh samajh hai na meri samajh ki samajh se bahar hai

Whatever you explained I didn't understand anything ... because your thoughts are beyond my understanding

Jahan mile dost ko jughaad ... dosti ho gayi kabaad

When a friend gets a makeshift ... then the friendship goes scrap

Maine suna tha police walo ko kabhi ungli nahi karni chahiye ... lekin police wale hamari aisi ungli karenge ... kabhi nahi socha tha yaar

I had heard that you should never mess with the police ... but the police will mess with us ... I had never even thought about that

Is tarah tumhara take care karoonga ... ki tum mujhe hamesha ke liye apna caretaker banaogi

I'll take care of you in such a way that ... you'll make me your caretaker forever

Jiska danda ooncha ... uska janda ooncha

Whoever has the tallest stick ... their flag stays higher

Mujhe smart logon se sakht nafrat hai

I really hate smart people

Jawani bhi aisi hi car hai jis mein brake nahi hota

Youth is a car which doesn't have breaks

Is Dimple ke dimples dekhkar ... pyar ki acting karna aur bhi simple ho gaya

Looking at the dimples of this Dimple ... it's become easy to act in love

Pehle ko toh main todhoonga, doosre ko toh main phodoonga ... aur teesre ko toh main todh phod ke jhodoonga aur phir todhoonga

I will break the first guy, I will crack the second guy ... and I will break, crack and join the third guy and then I will break him again

Kya garmi hai inke pyar mein ... undon mein se bachche nikal aaye

Their love is so hot ... the chicks have hatched out of the eggs

Na rahega bambu, na rahega tambu ... na rahega tent, aur na hogi engagement

Neither there will be a bamboo, nor there will be a shelter ... neither there will be a tent, nor there will be any engagement

Apna toh seedha hisaab hai ... pati toh pati, varna rakhi ready

I have a straight approach ... either she falls for me, or else I'll make her my sister