Comedy Dialogues

Kya garmi hai inke pyar mein ... undon mein se bachche nikal aaye

Their love is so hot ... the chicks have hatched out of the eggs

Kabhi bal se toh kabhi chhal se ... kitno ki Lanka dhai hai ... par is shehar ki hawa mein kuch ajeeb se garmai hai ... is liye purane paintere chhod, ab yahan akal ladane ki baari aayi hai

Sometimes with strength and sometimes with tricks ... I have burnt so many Lanka's ... but there is some strange warmth in the air of this city ... that's why leaving old tricks alone, it is the turn to use brains here

Apna toh seedha hisaab hai ... pati toh pati, varna rakhi ready

I have a straight approach ... either she falls for me, or else I'll make her my sister

Aaj kal toh maa baap sirf shaadi ki date aur hall ki booking karne ke liye reh gaye hai

Nowadays parents are only needed to finalize the marriage date and to book the wedding venue

Hai rabba, main hoon iska abba ... main engine aur yeh mera dabba

Oh my, I am his dad ... I am the engine and he is the carriage

Funda zyada ho gaya na?

To much of fundamentals right?

Main chahti hoon ki tum chaho ki tum na jao

I want that, you should want that, you shouldn't go

Fashion ki shuruvat Adam aur Eve se hui thi

Adam and Even started fashion

Mujhe smart logon se sakht nafrat hai

I really hate smart people

Bhabhi hogi teri aur shaadi hogi meri

She'll be your sister-in-law and I will get married

Biwi apne pati ke bina reh sakti hai ... par apni bai ke bina nahi

A wife can live without her husband ... but not without her maid

Panga na le faltu ... aayi bala ko taal tu

Don't take unnecessary trouble ... let the bad omen pass by

Har koi apni biwi ko pyar toh karta hi hai ... aur na bhi karta ho toh karne ki acting toh karta hi hai

Everyone loves their wife ... and even if they don't, yet they do the acting of loving her

Is jahaan mein aaye ho toh kuch aaisa karo kadardaan ... ke jis gali se guzro toh awaaz aaye, abbajaan abbajaan

Since you have come in this world then do something that ... sounds calling you Dad come from whichever street you pass through

Revolver se zyada khatarnak cheez agar koi hai ... toh woh hai tumhari aankhen

If there is anything more dangerous than a revolver ... then it's your eyes

Pehle ko toh main todhoonga, doosre ko toh main phodoonga ... aur teesre ko toh main todh phod ke jhodoonga aur phir todhoonga

I will break the first guy, I will crack the second guy ... and I will break, crack and join the third guy and then I will break him again

Jab koi bachcha nahin sota, to uski maa kehti hai ki ... soja soja soja nahin toh Gogo aa jayega

When a child does not sleep, then the mom says ... sleep sleep sleep otherwise Gogo will come

Aapne joh samjhaya meri samajh mein kuch nahi aaya ... kyun ki aapki joh samajh hai na meri samajh ki samajh se bahar hai

Whatever you explained I didn't understand anything ... because your thoughts are beyond my understanding

I love you ... do you love me? ... haan bolti toh you ... varna bahut hai in the queue

I love you ... do you love me? ... are you saying yes ... or else there are many others in the queue

Kundli ladka ladki ki nahi ... saas aur ladki ki milani chahiye

You should not match the horoscope of a girl and a boy ... instead you should match for the mother-in-law and the girl