Comedy Dialogues

Gaadi mein bithao driver ban jaonga ... peeche bithao cleaner ban jaonga ... gaadi bighade toh usse dhakka lagaonga ... aur tumhe koi chhede toh uska khoon pee jaonga

Make me sit in the car and I'll become a driver ... make me sit behind and I'll become a cleaner ... if the car breaks down then I'll push it ... and if someone teases you then I'll drink his blood

Har chamakti cheez sona nahi hota ... har footballer Maradona nahi hota ... har sabun Rexona nahi hota

Everything that shines is not gold ... every footballer is not Maradona ... and every soap in not Rexona

Yeh andhere mein hazaar volt ke jhatke kyun de rahi ho? ... mere dil mein na jaane kaise kaise bulb jal uthe

Why are you giving thousand volt shocks in the dark? ... I'm not sure what different kinds of bulbs are lighting up in my heart

Shhalaam Shhaab!

Salute (to you) Sir!

Joh log aaish karte hai woh ash ban jaate hai

People who have a high old time they turn into ash

Dil, dimaag aur body mein fight chal raha hai

There is a fight going on between the heart, mind and body

Kundan ke pyjame ka naada itna dheela nahi hai ... joh tere blouse ke do hook pe khul jaaye

The string of Kundan's pyjama is not that lose ... that it will open with a couple of hooks from your blouse

Laal mere dil ka haal hai ... lagta tumpe kamaal hai ... yeh tofha nahin sawaal hai ... kya Subhash Ghai ki picture Taal hai?

Red is the condition of my heart ... it looks good on you ... this is a question not a gift ... is Taal, Subhash Ghai's movie?

Vaise toh main ek frustated aadmi hoon ... meri story ka pata nahi hai ... finance ka thikana nahi hai ... hero date nahi de raha hai ... heroine keh rahi hai ki main poore kapde pehnungi

I'm a frustrated person ... I don't know where my story is ... I don't know about my finances ... the hero is not giving any date ... the heroine is saying she will wear full clothes

Hum toh daal ke pateele hai ... jisne pyar se karchi ghumai bas ussi ke ho liye

I'm a pot of lentil ... the one who spins the spoon, I'll become theirs

Abhe Chambal ghaati se bagaye hue C-grade ke daku!

Hey you C-grade dacoit on the run from the mountains of Chambal!

Edison bhai ki roshni hum par padhti rahe

May the light of Mr. Edison continue to fall on us

No Bond, no three-knot-three (303) ... chuttiyon mein bilkul free

No Bond, no three-knot-three (303) ... and I'm totally free during a vacation

Oye mere dry fruiton, oye mere kaju, oye mere badam ... oye jhappi de de yaar, oye pappi de de yaar

Oh my dry fruit, oh my cashew, oh my almond ... give me a hug, give me a kiss

Jhulelal joh kamaal ... hot and sexy baby doll

It is God's grace ... that you are a hot and sexy baby doll

Brother-in-law will die Tommy's death

Brother-in-law will die Tommy's (a dogs) death

Dopahar mein sona ... kismat pe rona

To sleep in the afternoon ... is to cry on your destiny

Sardarni ladki ko joh teen quality chahiye na ... woh teeno mujhe mein hai ... jatt, jameen te jeepsy

The three qualities that a Sikh girl needs ... I have all three of them ... being a Sikh, having land and a jeep

Apni zindagi toh aaise chal rahi hai jaise ee desh ko tohri sarkar ... bina engine ke handle, upar se scandal pe scandal

My life is going on just like your government for this country ... it's a handle without an engine, and on top of that there are many scandals

Jawaani ek din humpar bhi aayi thi ... kisi se pooch le, us waqt bhi mehnat ki khai thi

The youth was with us also one day ... and ask anyone, at that time also I had earned everything with hard work