Comedy Dialogues

Everything that's in the house is on the house

Everything that's in the house is on the house

Sur Mohammed Rafi ka hai ki nahi ... power Muhammad Ali ka hai

My tune may not be like Mohammed Rafi ... but my power is like Muhammad Ali

Chutti manane nikla tha ... tumne meri chutti kar di

I had left for a vacation ... and you made me go crazy

Bachpan se bhaag hi raha hoon ... pehle school se bhaaga ... bhook lagi toh roti churakar bhaaga ... bhai bana toh police se bachkar bhaaga ... jahan behetna tha wahan bhaaga, jahan chalna tha wahan bhaaga ... jahan bhaagna tha wahan kutte ke maafit bhaag hi raha hoon ... apun ki aakhi life bhaagne mein hi nikal gayi

I'm running since childhood ... first I ran away from school ... when I was hungry I stole bread and ran ... when I became a goon then I was running away from the police ... I ran where I was suppose to sit, I ran where I was suppose to walk ... and I'm running like a dog where I need to run ... my whole life has gone behind running

I'm gonna start the ignition of androoni emotion for manual operation with mutual consideration for production of future generation

I'm gonna start the ignition of inner emotion for manual operation with mutual consideration for production of future generation

Yeh hota hai chutzpah!

This is called being an asshole!

Na shehar dekho na biyabaan dekho ... khuda ka eklauta naam-o-nishaan dekho ... bas aankh uthao aur Rehan dekho

Don't look at the city and the desert ... look at the only sign of God ... just look up and look at Rehan

Makaan tha kabhi, ab khandar viran lagta hai ... tera thopda Panipat ka maidan lagta hai

It looked like a house earlier, but now looks like deserted ruins ... your face looks like a playground of Panipat

Tension nahi lena chahiye ... apne husbands ko tension dena chahiye

You shouldn't take any tension ... you should give tension to your husband

Is duniya ke har chu*iye ko lagta hai ki uski wali alag hai ... aur tere mooh se yeh alag hai sunke mujhe yakeen ho gaya hai ki "L" lagne wale hai

Every crazy lover thinks that his woman is different ... and after listening to this different from your mouth, I'm confident that you're going to get screwed

Mashooq mere saath hai, boat mere haath hai ... dil mein armaan hai, jigar mein toofan hai

My love is with me, the boat is in my hands ... I have desires and a storm in my heart

Samajh samajhke samajh ko samajho ... samajh samajhna bhi ek samajh hai ... samajh samajhke na joh samajhe meri samajh mein woh nasamajh hai ... teri samajh hi samajh nahi hai, samajh parayi ko bhi toh samajho ... samajh parayi ko joh na samajhe ... meri samajh mein woh nasamajh hai

After thinking and understanding try to understand the thought ... even thinking and understanding is a thought ... the one who doesn't understand even after thinking and understanding is silly in my opinion ... your thought is not the only thought, try to understand someone else's thought as well ... the one who doesn't understand someone else's thought ... is silly in my opinion

Sari khudai ek taraf, joru ki bhai ek taraf

The whole world can be on one side, but I'll be on my brother-in-law's side

Logon ni seva ... aane ghar waalon ne kela

You served the people ... and ignored the family members

Kya cheez ... cut piece

What a girl ... she is like a cut piece

Tu bottle soongta reh jayega aur meri khatam ho jayegi

You will remain behind smelling the bottle while I finish mine

Mister ka murder ho gaya, murder ka mister ho gaya ... dono milake murder mystery ho gaya

The mister was murdered, the murder became mister ... together it became murder mystery

Ek baar joh maine commitment kar di ... toh phir main doosri commitment leta hoon aur uske baad teesri ... kya hai na ki aadmi kabhi kabhi pehli commitment bhool jaata hai

Once I make a commitment ... then I make a second commitment and then after that a third one ... since sometimes a person forgets his first commitment

Bade mazaaki ho ... bade mazaaki ho

You are very jovial ... you are very jovial

Millimeter ab centimeter joh ban gaya hai

Millimeter has now become centimeter