Comedy Dialogues

Tumhari harkatein, kutte ki dum aur Katrina ki Hindi ... aaisi hai joh kabhi seedhi ho hi nahi sakti

Your behavior, a dog's tale and Katrina's Hindi ... are such that they can never become straight

Yeh toh mafia ke baap hai ... ek nevla toh doosra saanp hai ... agar dono mil jaaye toh killer shark hai ... lekin dono angootha chaap hai

He is the father of mafia ... one is a mongoose and the other is a snake ... and if they both get together then they are a killer shark ... but both are uneducated

Baja toh rahe ho dunka ... par jana na padhe Sri Lanka

You are playing the drums ... but you might have to go to Sri Lanka

Police ki maar ki baat hi hai nirali ... goonga bhi gaye qawali

The beating of police is very strange ... it makes even a mute person sing songs

Kal ka intezaar karna seekho ... kal parso nahin aayega ... kal hi aayega

Learn to wait for tomorrow ... tomorrow will not come a day after ... it will come tomorrow itself

Shakal dekh kar bande ka sperm pehchaan jaata hoon

I can recognize the sperm of a person by looking at his face

Abhe oye saale kaale angrez ki pehdayish

Hey you son of a dark foreigner

Joh baant ke khaate hai ... unki sehat achchi aur umar lambi hoti hai

Those who distribute and eat ... they have good health and long age

Hello bhai from another aai

Hello brother from another mother

In buson ka yahi chakkar hai ... time par aati hai, time par jaati hai

These buses have the same issue ... they come on time and they leave on time

Jab ghee seedhi ungli se na nikle toh ghee chamach se nikaal lo ... kyun ki har jagah ungli nahi ki jaati

When you are not able to remove clarified butter using a straight finger then use a spoon ... because you should not put your finger into everything

Aksar desi aankhon par videshi chasma lagane se ... dimaag mein charbi chad jaati hai

Often when you put imported sunglasses on a native face ... then the mind goes crazy

Hospital mein normal delivery hui thi ... iska matlab yeh toh pakka tha ki yeh abnormal upar se nahi tapka tha

It was a normal delivery in the hospital ... which means it is confirmed that this abnormal person didn't just fall from the sky

Second best pe line maaro yaar ... patne ke chances zyada hote hai

Try to hit on the 2nd best (girl) ... there are better chances of her falling for you

Gadhaa kitna bhi imported sabun lagaye ... woh ghoda nahi ban jaata

No matter how good a soap a donkey uses ... he will never become a horse

Tempo ... Dhondu nikaal!

Tempo ... Take out Dhondu!

Akeli ladki khuli hui tijori ke jaisi hoti hai

A girl alone is like an open vault

Shaadi ke baad ladki ka surname badalta hai ... par tumhari toh kismat hi badali hui lagti hai

After marriage the family name of a girl changes ... but it looks like your whole destiny has changed

Pyar ki shuruvat hai rota hai kya ... aage aage dekhiye hota hai kya

Why are you crying, this is just the start of love ... you'll see what's going to happen ahead

Isko din mein dikh gaya tara ... kya kheench ke chaata mara

He is seeing a star during the day ... what a tight slap you gave him